Are you a real journalist?

Are you a real journalist?

Um... No

Dis gun be good

Have you ever posted a story without knowing the source like a fake news post?

nah

fuck off leaf. praise kek

Have you ever tried a #?

nah nah.

OKAY! I can see that I will have to TEACH you how to be, JOURNALISTS!

NOW LISTEN CLOSELY!

Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in #herstory

If you want to be a Reporter Number One
You have to chase a narrative when there is clearly none!

Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to note a source!

bosting in botentally ebin dread :DDD

Shh
No, don't post that!

Hahaha
Now look at this strawman, that I just found
When I say boo, be ready to moo
Boo!

Roo!

Bumberino for canadiro

No! You should moo at them, not (((me)))
Ugh, let's try something else.

NO, ROO AT HIM NOT ME!
Ugh, let's try something else

Now watch and learn, here's the feel
She slipped and fell on Trump's banana peel!

meme

WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
WE ARE MSM!
WE ARE MSM!
WE ARE MSM!

HEY!
HEY!

Well, uh, technically, nah.

Fucking based leaf.

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