Are you a real journalist?
Are you a real journalist?
Um... No
Dis gun be good
Have you ever posted a story without knowing the source like a fake news post?
nah
fuck off leaf. praise kek
Have you ever tried a #?
nah nah.
OKAY! I can see that I will have to TEACH you how to be, JOURNALISTS!
NOW LISTEN CLOSELY!
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in #herstory
If you want to be a Reporter Number One
You have to chase a narrative when there is clearly none!
Just follow my moves and sneak around
Be careful not to note a source!
bosting in botentally ebin dread :DDD
Shh
No, don't post that!
Hahaha
Now look at this strawman, that I just found
When I say boo, be ready to moo
Boo!
Roo!
Bumberino for canadiro
No! You should moo at them, not (((me)))
Ugh, let's try something else.
NO, ROO AT HIM NOT ME!
Ugh, let's try something else
Now watch and learn, here's the feel
She slipped and fell on Trump's banana peel!
meme
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?
Ba-ba-biddly-ba-ba-ba-ba, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
WE ARE MSM!
WE ARE MSM!
WE ARE MSM!
HEY!
HEY!
Well, uh, technically, nah.
Fucking based leaf.
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