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(OSLO, NORWAY) Norway's Lutheran Church voted on Monday in favor of new ceremonial language that will allow its pastors to conduct same-sex marriages, bringing it into line with several other mainstream Protestant denominations abroad.

Last April the annual conference of the Church - to which nearly three quarters of Norwegians said in 2015 they belonged - backed the principle of same-sex marriages, but did not agree on a wording..

Monday's decision involved modifying the marriage text to make it gender-neutral, removing the words "bride" and "groom". The new liturgy will come into effect on Wednesday.

In 2015 the French Protestant Church allowed gay marriage blessings, while the U.S. Presbyterian Church approved a change in the wording of its constitution to include same-sex marriage.

"I hope that all Churches in the world can be inspired by this new liturgy," said Gard Sandaker-Nilsen, leader of the Open Public Church, a movement within the Lutheran Church that campaigned to change the rules.

Norway became the second country in the world after Denmark to allow same-sex registered partnerships in 1993, and it has allowed civil same-sex marriage since 2009.

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God hates fags he calls them an abomination
This is a satanic temple not a church

YUROPE YES

I'm against this, you should only be gay between 16-22 years old. After that you need to fuck women.

priests are quitting enmasse right now

>bringing it into line

That's an interesting way of phrasing it, assuming that churches becoming more pozzed is the inherent natural path and that this is all just a matter of stick-in-the-mud folks just coming around to proper standardization.

disapproved

Source?

Have u seen Skam?

>I'm against this, you should only be gay between 16-22 years old. After that you need to fuck women.

I mean, look at this, this looks right. This is good, this is acceptable. This is normal. A phase everybody has to go throw. A rite of passage to becomming a full human being, a natural progression into adulthood.

Yes, it is very honest about youth.

You might have a bf for some time, it is a very cute nice relationship, it is like a free run before dealing with all the nagging when your gf is her a period. And low and behold, the guys break up. They emerge a little wiser, ready to slam pussy. Being real norwegian aryan alpha males!


Now look at this shit! This is fucking degenerate, it isn't even cute. It is just hairy, smelly, musky, shitstain-sex. We have to stop this! This is not okay.

Hungary is the last good country in Europe

It's basically Skins, i.e. a bunch of mid-30s writers living out their teenage fantasies through proxy.

This is pretty much India. They aren't even left alone with a woman till marriage.

>tfw norway is becoming sweden 2.0
Norway pls no u r based

Norway has been semi cucked a pretty long time. Denmark is the most uncucked in Scandinavia. Sadly their women are disgusting though

I thought that was already already a thing. I don't see the big deal, or why any gay couples would want to get married in a church.

Go Norway

What about Switzerland or Denmark?

Make the pain go away

I thought it was way more watchable than Skins, if mostly for the /polgb/-friendly plot-line

I agree, except the relationship between the two boys, that one was heartfelt, obviously!

Someone had a good upbringing and is now writing stories that become tv-show. That is the power having an open mind gives you.

And it just IS right. But you've got to grow up at some point and start fucking women.

I thought Sup Forums was just the Kazakstany branch of the Westboro Baptist Church. You continue to amaze.

Only people I ever met from there were liberal fags who hate God

Wtf, how is this based? Faggots and liberals destroy Countries. Kys cocksmokers.

Its based for /polgb/
see

Fags need to be hanged

Norway is best

this picture is cute. CUTE!

Norway? More like norGAY!

Not that there's anything wrong with it

What is this shit and why do all my annoying female coworkers keep telling me to watch it?

yeah, it is okay when people are 16-22 years old, after that they need to man up and fuck women.

Its really good if you are gay.

Fucking perverted sodomites HANG YOURSELVES

or just above average looking boy with above average looking friends.

If you're ugly you can just give up. No one will gay with you.

And with this Norway lutheran Church isn't Christian anymore.
Good. They shall pay the toll of heresy in Time.

A fucking leaf...

Gross. Even based nords wtf?
>mfw the only non degenerate country among faggot neighbors.

>AIDS: Africa-tier
>non degenerate

Shut up faggot, go suck some Muhammed dick you like so much.

It is normal to be gay in your youth. You can see lion cubs do it, it is a game, like play fighting. Completely normal. All of the succesful people you know have done it.

>russia
>non-degenerate

pick 1 you fucking HIV infected junkie alcoholic faggot

Churches are only embassies of Judaism anyway.

>get told
>n-no you!

you dumb ruskies really havent't changed a bit since soviet times, still going for petty whataboutism when faced with legit criticism

>I'm against this, you should only be gay between 16-22 years old. After that you need to fuck women.

This is irrefutable, because it is right!

>oh now we gonna get him with the HIV meme lmao
You USA bitches, your master is more infected than we ever were and you'll be soon too, Somali dick loving faggots.

You think your degeneracy will have no effects, estrogen filled chicks? It's already showing, enjoy being conquered and fuck by you peaceful refugees.

You know we have unique User IDs on Sup Forums so people can see you samefagging right?

and you are also retarded :D
Why you take absolute numbers? USA have over twice russian population. Look at your percentage, its fucking african tier :D

If you made such a good point you would spam it as well.

Also, the pictures helps beat it home. I'm basically beating a dead horse at this point.

I just want everybody to know that the reason they didn't do gay stuff in their youth was that they were in the ugly gang. Their friends are all butch and fat, they look like SJW lesbians on parade. My friends look healthy and strong, the real aryan master race of scandinavia.

So basically you had a gay experience as a teen and now live in some warped fantasyland where you are now straight because you have grown out of it? You are like the gay equivalent of trannies thinking they are now women. You are gay. Move on!.org

Fuck yeah Norway

>:D :D :D
>implying all the cases get reported
>implying anyone cares if HIV infected faggots and drug addicts die
>implying he's not an irrelevant USA bitch
Just kys

>thread is about Norway
>b-but what about USA?
lmao this shit is exactly what I was talking about

Even your own chart has not only Norway but all Nordic countries in the lowest bracket so I'm not sure what you're trying to prove with it

I'm not sure what you're trying to prove here since the topic has nothing to do with HIV. That's just a nice little thing here you cling to when being told about your degeneracy.

You're the only one here bringing up HIV and posting charts about it

Russia is bastion of degeneracy, more so than USA. I cant believe how fucking delusional russians in general are when it comes to their shitty fucking country. You know, when you ask any other slav if they think their country is shit they all say yeah kind of, but when you as russian he gets all butthurt NO RUSSIA STRONK. Fucking pathetic. Considering you have lower average wage than the chinese :D. Laughing stock of entire civilised world.

Whoa dude some nice hypocricy here lmao

well you should probably try not being a disease ridden aids monkey

This is one of my friends, this is what he looks like. This is what my friends look like. Now here, this is what I guess your friends look like i.harperapps.com/authors/31893/x160.jpg

I simply searched american average guy. His picture was among the first that came up.

Now, if that is in your gang of friends, then I of course understand that you think gay sex is an unpleasant topic. That guy looks like shit, I wouldn't even want to sleep next to him with his clothes on, because the warmth of his body is tainted by his terrible looks.

Liking girls is a natural progression of having a gay experience in your youth, because girls keep their shaved legs and soft appearance, while we become Chad.

>you're the butthurt here reee
>you're shit
>everyone knows you're shit
>we're shit too but you're shittier
Lmao sounds like a profound argument.

What happened to sola scriptura? Since when lutheran Church doesn't have to follow the Bible? Did i miss something?

This guy here, also my friend, talked to him a couple of days ago. This is what somebody between 17-22 ought to look like.

Link from legend of Zelda is not an unattainable ideal, not being cute has a name, it is called being intuitively undesirable because of bad genetics on display.

Me and my friends don't have that problem, that is why I gladely share beds with them. I gladly sleep next to them in just my undies, it is okay, because they have good skin, not acne subhuman pizza skin, like most of your friends.

Also, because we know we are pretty, we behave well. We don't fart or burp in other peoples presence, everything about our lifestyle is about being pleasant to be around and watch, because that is our thing.

You will never know the wonder that is experimentation. Not because you resent it, but because you're not worthy. You were not chosen.

The real question is why is Slovakia the giant sagging anus of Europe? Honestly every time I see one of you fucks post it's pure bullshittery coupled with sand in vagina whining.

Why is this such a big deal?

Why us this news? Protestantism has always been apostasy, this is what you'd expect from those who left the true Church.

This guy here, I also know him.

He migrated here recently, he is from sweeden. Great guy. I fucked him in the ass, no regrets. I think it is appropriate. It builds a good intimate friendship and in-group preferance. We all hate the muslims, we don't want them here, their subhuman genetics are a threat. In fact, muslims are just chimpanzees with more body hair. They can't be here, they need to be where we drop the bombs, otherwise what is even the point?

We are beautiful people, we can do a little gay sex, it is okay. Old men kissing and shit isn't funny, it isn't sexy, girls don't like it, we don't like it, please stop. Fuck women in the comfort of your home, make yourselves useful, you had your chance at wild youth adventures.

>tfw no cute femboi boyfriend

the U.S is seemingly the only country where true Christianity is still a thing

the state church are the same people in favor of reading the Quran and bringing in 100 gorrillion muslims

all these faux socialists christians are devils in sheeps clothing

>WOW! What a pretty septum piercing!

Said no one ever

Why is my country so degenerate. Fuck off kikes and fags.

I was so pissed when they read the Quran at the inaugguration of Trump.

Totally inapropriate. I hope this is one of those moments like when Obama made fun of him during the breakfast in the whitehouse. That he just genocides the entire muslim population for daring to read their shitty book in their shitty language.

Besides, the best christian we've had in a long time is Breivik. He did what a good christian should do, I went Deus Vult on their asses. Turning the other cheek is not for muslims, we have something else for them that is called "an eye for an eye".

BUMPING SO EVERYONE WILL KNOW NORWAY IS BASED!

>"an eye for an eye"
I have no idea why people think this is controversial

Keep your filthy hands off our faith! It happens all the time when it is church election, you non-believers that just have a vote since you where baptized in the name of Jesus come out of the cities and vote inn some homosexual or tranny that NOBODY in any of the congregations wants and they do NOT represent our faith and believes! Now they want to remove our christian teachings from the constitution and make it possible for the king and his family to have ANY religion they want but you guys keep forgetting, HE IS ORDAINED BY GOD! Typical liberals and communists eating away at the church, little by little. You guys never stop, you claim to be tolerant but NO! You keep on oppressing us god fearing Christians!

You know they could just make their own faith, right? "The Church of our lord homosexual God" and have your own churches since EVERY religious sect gets funding in Norway, but no you just HAVE to use OUR houses of worship and OUR liturgy, you are shameless!

God bless other people because the Norwegian people does not deserve it anymore, we have broken the contract with God, our King is the last bulwark against the Devil and his hordes.

that pic looks underage as fuck.

just join the fucking lestaedians or mormons or some shit like that

His name is Ulrik Munther. He is not underage at all.

The boys in your country just expire sooner because the sun dries them out. That is why we're fair skinned and beutiful, while you're grease and shitskinned.

Asians, some of the smartest people in the world, rub all kinds on stuff on them to remain white, because they know that is the ticket to success.

Not the point, they will keep coming and soon they will demand that we all abandon our faith and you can't tell your children about God until they are 22!

Actually moved further north to escape the homosexual's, my children go to a small school now without any bullshit. I love being out of the south.

Damn you guy's are about to lose favor with God. That sucks

You didn't escape it.

You moved to a place where people had bred themselves more with slavs who came from over the russian boarder. Thus, they are uglier than the Norwegians in Oslo and other places. Thus, nobody wants each other. You're basicly a slav-cuck. Lofoten is a place for chubby chasers and race mixers. All the men either have fat wives or thai wives. DEGENERATE!

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Ok Ali-kaffe, ok. "Slav-cuck" xD Yeah mhm i mean it is not like the border did not have a road until 1940 and the after the Soviet invasion in 45' the boarder was closed and no opened until 1991 and Norwegians have been traveling to the city of Murmansk to fuck and drink away their money, i mean It's not like we earn a huge oily mountain more than those Russians over the boarder. If anything the Norwegians here are more Soumi or Saami since lol the Saami own much of the upper north and the "Kvens" have lived here since the first Finnish immigrants in the 1800's.

Keep thinking they are somehow "cucked" up her, keep saying that.

>moved further north to escape the homosexual's
It's not the homosexuals who are after you and your children. The muslims and the Swedish cultural establishment are much worse.

Think about it. When have homosexuals ever done anything to you?

>13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Leviticus 20:13

I'm against gay marriage and for removing all legal, governmental recognitions of marriage and make it a purely religious practice

Very true my Soumi friend, ei vittu :^) Looking forward to getting that mountain as a present this year?

Luther didn't believe in the sacrament of marriage so this is retarded.

>That pic
Kind of young gay couple?

Don't call it a church. Call it like it is: a fucking fruit basket.

>Looking forward to getting that mountain as a present this year?
what?

the pic seems like it's against Soviets, do you mean Ural mountains? I'd love to expand Finnish borders to the Ural

In layman's terms: KILL ALL FAGGOTS!

>heretics

>So basically you had a gay experience as a teen and now live in some warped fantasyland where you are now straight because you have grown out of it? You are like the gay equivalent of trannies thinking they are now women

You're either straight or bisexual, gays don't exist.

Fuck off and die degenerate

>muslim countries

>A ceremony that's meant to celebrate the beginning of a family and reproduction is now celebrating stagnation and sodomy
Damn it I hate him but common filth was right again

Its from the delightfully redpilled Norwegian TV show Skam

You are delusional if you think that

>tengrist country