longest life span in the world

> longest life span in the world
> lowest crime rate in the world
> world class food
> world class transport network
> world class electronics
> world class education
> no immigrants
> beer cost $2
> legal sexual services
> zero sjw problems
> legally own Sup Forums

Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?

> no joos

>not politics

I'm moving to Tokyo next week!

you're a gaijin and eternally a nigger to them

>world class food
And here I was almost inclined to agree with you.

I would die to defend grorious Nippon!

Also:
>Eurobeat

thanks nips, you're the only good yellow cunts

Because I am a filthy foreigner and I know Japan will frown upon my existance

>censors most fucked up porn in the world

long working hours and high suicide rate...

>tmw we dropped the bombs on the wrong race.

Awkward. Sorry Nip. Next time we'll get the mooselimbs, I promise.

Keep making baller headphones.

>Not SJW
Because Japan went SJW hundreds of years ago.

Sex between an adult and barely developing child is okay. Legal age is 14.

Gay marriage is okay and history of gay couples stems through hundreds of years of their culture.

Gay romance novels and transexual relationships have been written down hundreds of years ago.

They are the first country to ever vote in a transexual office representative in 2003.

Fucking young boys was deemed more pure than fucking a woman.

Women are allowed positions of power and are expected to have the same capacity as a male counterpart.

Fuck Japan. Theyve always been SJW bullshit.

You have faggotry in culture and were boyfuckers.

>Gay marriage is okay and history of gay couples stems through hundreds of years of their culture.

Bullshit. Frowned upon heavily. Gay marriage only exists as a token union, nothing legal.

>Women are allowed positions of power and are expected to have the same capacity as a male counterpart.

Because Japanese women aren't cucked and are actually strong and nationalistic.

Hows that debt to GDP ratio?

Literally Autism: the country

>Frowned upon heavily

Allowed to serve in the military. Allowed to adopt. Romanticized in media. Since 2003 allowed trannies to legally call themselves female. Japan is the end product of a lefty-nationalist wetdream.

Kys

>beer cost $2
Watered-down malt shit, maybe. That real deal nama-biiru shit is definitely more. They're a nation of light weights, and their standards in ABV percentage both reflect and perpetuate that.

>bowed down to the rising sun today
only muslims do that nip.

>medium life span
>high crime rate
>world class food
>Africa tier transport network
>east Europe tier education
>some immigrants
>beer costs 0.3 euros
>illegal sexual services
>some sjw problems
>do not own Sup Forums

>Have you bowed down to the rising sun today?
No.