One chance in life

>one chance in life
>born in Japan

Is there anything worse than this?

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nope, you're pretty much at the lowest

At least you have a loo

i fucking knew it

OP only makes this thread when
is posted

he's fighting back
the fucking madman

You could be Chinese, Syrian or ... Canadian ...

I'd be fucking hot nip girls all day and hang out in filthy karaoke bars all night.

Fuck off gook, we don't give a shit.

You have cute red penis head user. Asian men are godtier. Those dreamy eyes and milky cocks.

Your country is going to make anime real though

At least you're not cucks

At least people dont respond with "a fucking leaf" to you.

少なくともお前は韓国人ではないよ。

holy shit.

I am proud of Japan now

Fuck off bong. Go drink your tea.

leaf

*hugs* maybe one day we wont hate canada so much user

>leaf

opinion disregarded.

You're not born in Japan. Engrish teacheru.

You wish though.

Because each day you realize you are nothing but a filthy worthless Gaijin to the Nippon masterrace.

Sucks to be you.

you get schoolgirl panty vending machines on every corner, why are you so depressed?

i dont get it

Could be worse.

You could have been born in Somalia.

JAPAN IS OVER

A FUCKING LEAF

Poland

Have you ever noticed that Jap flag is basically a bedsheet after rape?

You could be born a Polak, so don't complain. Go hug your pillow.

I thought herbivores meant men were finding happiness in Japan. Seems the culture and trends there are a pretty fair forecast of a decade from now here (you guys popularized metro about 10 years before it caught on here).

>a fucking leaf

Well shit. That was brutal.

Japan sucks, fuck you gook

He will not devide us.

Hey, at least you're not mexican

Please consider visiting Aokigahara.

Diversity is their strength desu

you fucking piece of shit foliage

they will never be divided

At least you are not Puerto Rican, we are very fucked with the government (Protestant fanaticism bullshit) of my country.

Could be worse
You could be american

But American is best choice

Who are they? Give me a quick rundown?

one singular, who is involved in the act of procreation and similar such unpleasantries, lateral appendage to the stem of a vascular plant.

or a canadian of chinese and syrian descent.

I would if i could, honestly I dont even remember posting that

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff

is puerto rico ever going to become independent or a state of the US?

youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU

>there will never be Anglo-nip ties ever again

M8
are you serious?

>tfw being the mexico of yurop

I still consider spain the mexico of europe.

what does that make of portugal?

Could've been Canada. Look on the bright side.

The Guatemala of Europe.

monterrey, probably

A FUCKING DOT

You could be Indian, it could be worse.

>rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
>soros bow to the bogs
>rockefellers bow to the bogs
>in contact with aliens
>rumoured to possess psychic abilities
>control france with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Controls the British crown
>keeps the metric system down
>keeps Atlantis off the maps
>keeps the martians under wraps
>holds back the electric car
>keeps Steve Gutenberg a star
>own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies.
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>These are the Bogdanoff twins
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe
>The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
This is the final redpill. There is no endgame. We are stuck in a revolving door, and only the Bogdanovs have the way out. They have, in a way, truly reached nirvana while we are stuck in the cycle of birth, death, and rebirth.

He's Asian so that's realistic

Fuck i fucking hate leafs so fucking god damn much.

>one chance in life
married to a Jap

Yes, picture yourself as a black male in Brazil.

not at all, japanese girls are awesome, they do dogs

is achmed the somalian migrant raping your nip wife and her daughter behind your leafy ass?

Yes

>mentally handicapped and arrogant people
>never ending corruption everywhere
>backwards education system
>shitskins everywhere
>'it could be worse' + 'at least we're not congolombia' mentallity
>dumb """"women"""
>crab mentality
>backstabbing and scamming are considered a virtue
>life inside a bubble
>brown reggaeton shithole
>feminism growing
>garbage everywhere
>no national identity
>chinks everywhere
>controlled by kikes
>no international standards
>WE WUZ THE WORLD'S GRANARY, WE'LL BE IT AGAIN, EUROS WILL MASSIVELY MIGRATE HERE TO DO MENIAL JOBS AGAIN
>caste society
>absurdely high taxes for a 3rd world country
>lower classes are degenerate and have no brain or soul
>upper class is degenerate and have no brain or soul
>mafias everywhere
>pigeons

To describe Argentina, it's like an autistic kid acting cocky on the internet who is just lucky and safe inside his isolated room.

so do many many south americans if you look on pornsocket

Britbongs have small dongs

How does Japan treat weed?

how the fuck am i supposed to learn japanese when im learning ancient greek

how am i supposed to learn any other language when i constantly have to learn this language god damn it