#calexit

HAHA let's do this. Let's put a Tim Hortons coffee in every Californians hand!!

Please, yes. Take them Canada, they're yours.

We'll trade you for Alberta

Only if they give us the second amendment.

>ITT:things that'll never happen

>Mexicans flooding into Canada from the Californian border

>take all of our warm weather, weed, industry, technology, money, culture
Umm, sure??

Does this mean Spanish will become our third official language?

Yeah.. no. You can take the dry, barren southern section, though.

I'll take Oregon. But not commiefonia and Seattle.

You getting laid?? Lmaao

LEAF

trust me youll guys be sick of those shitbirds in cali really quick

especially when your paying for all them

Let them.
This would only improve the USA.

California has a higher population then the whole of Canada. Higher GDP as well. We'd do better going them.

Nah they'll fit right in.

It's better for us to join Canada

At least they aren't undoing years of progress because of
> muh racist tangerine

Best we get out now and take our good liberal economy with us

>California

Pls no, I'll settle for cascadian borders but I refuse to be representationally dominated by Californian.

we've already got Liberal fags on every coast

This.

Then shortly Canada will be ours.

why would you want us, just for Alberta?

Tim Horton's really sucks though

>warm weather
think again Canadacuck

>yea let them have our western ports

Stupid niggers

They can have everything west of the cascades in WA and Or east of the cascades is solid gun toting rednecks that are wanting to make America great again

>Florida is warm therefore California is not.

I don't think the US would like to lose access to the pacific ocean

>take all our warm weather
>doesn't take all our warm weather

As expected, a leaf can't understand the use of smallest counterexample for a categorical statement.

>weed
>"culture"
>warm weather
Yeah great

Why don't the people of California leave to Canada?
They said they would.

They'd stay there though.
Who would want to come up here to the cold?
I think I'd even move as well

They would NEVER be able to conform to our Gun Control legislation.

>Tons of Rifle patterns outright banned
>Magazine caps on centerfire guns
>Tough licensing to own firearms

Between Cali, Oregon, and Washington there are probably a couple million guns.

Fuck right off.

I say we let them secede and then BTFO them and take away their right to vote, at least for a while.

Fuck off, we're full.

What did we ever do?

And this is a sole reason why it will never happen.

You would also be giving up the constitution in favor of The Bill of Rights (SJW constitution)

None of those states recognize the 2nd amendment. So good luck.

That would give Trump a reason to take all off Canada.

I prefer that we invade Canada and forcefully annex them.

>second amendment
>California
heh

no

>OMG BREXIT IS BAD DON'T LEAVE THE EU
>WE'RE STRONGER TOGETHER!!!111
>BUILD BRIDGES NOT WALLS!!!11
>OMG OUR CORRUPT AS SIN CANDIDATE DIDN'T WIN WE DIDN'T GET OUR WAY WAAA WAA FUCK THE UNION #CALEXIT

I really dislike liberals...but would be nice to have a warm place to visit without leaving the country. Or even live and grow gardens year round.

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F U C K

Hail to that plan!

BC should be commiefornia

No, unless California's total representation in the HoC is limited to like, 5 seats.

No Canadian should have to bend to the will of Commiefornians in the HoC.

I had an earlier version with that included. I don't know shit about BC so I'll allow it.

Washington has based gun laws. Open carry & stand your ground.

I live in Washington and I really don't want that doof Trudeau making the calls in my neck of the woods. If it comes down to it, I guess I'll have to relocate.

>culture

If we genocide the people from the cities maybe. Otherwise that would make Canada even shittier.

It's not going to happen.
Secession is illegal and if a state made a real, actual attempt at it, they'd get blown the fuck out harder and faster than anyone's ever been blown the fuck out before.

No, please. I am in BC and it's already getting bad.

Cucknifornians hate gun you fucking leaves

If this happens I expect one of you Americucks to marry me so I can become an American. I am not dealing with California, Ontario is enough.

Way to waste time and money on bullshit

You dumb or something?

How about the Yanks come up to Ottawa, send the Liberals packing and give the new military governor of Canada the job of building gas chambers in northern Ontario for north America's shitskins?

Make the condition for admission to the Union by a Canadian province verification that the province is Muslim-free.

Why are Canadians consistently a bunch of fucking retards

This.

Calexit ever happening is about as realistic as Lena Dunham moving to Canada.

Why are we talking about this?

This would more than double our population. What a terrible fucking idea.

> I hate the province that provides the majority of the wealth of the country.

Ooookkk.......

fuck off, california, you can't have our water
t. washington

Not per capita retard. Ontario is a have not province.

An asteroid strike will destroy the Earth before that happens.

Tim Hortons is American owned faggot, if this happens, I hope its taken away from every faggot liberal in this "new Canada" its fucking shit food and coffee anyways.

Enjoy your ten million new illiterate IQ-55 Mestizo Turd World peon "citizens," who don't speak a word of English and consider you "gringos" to be colonized and exterminated.

Be careful what you ask for.

We'd also save a lot of money by just nuking you off the map entirely, you're the biggest fucking saps of the country next to Quebec.

Also this

Only if Canadafornia pays for the new wall.

>money
>weed
>culture

holy fuckin kek

Majority of business worth anything is in Ontario.

Alberta has oil but that hasn't worked out well lol

This, everything above San Fran and east of the 10 would stay

Leave Oregon out of this. We want no part in it.

This makes sense but
>Canada will absorb a bigger and more wealthier area than itself
Really? Thats bizarre.

Oregon is a white state. That would never fly.

Fuck you nigger we aren't giving up any land. these fuckers in California just need a little taste of trumps federal government

canada couldn't even come take my home town let alone an entire state.
traitorous, cowardly faggots

LA has more people than all of Canada...This new country would literally sink into a third world shithole overnight.

I thought it was a reverse merger that based the company in Canada?

no collecting rain water faggot! that shit has to reach us to we can grow alfalfa!

if this happens I will be the first American born citizen to attack a foreign country without leaving the county I was born in

I am okay with this if Canada inherits all of California,Oregon, and Washington debt.

providing free health care alone would crash Canada.

it would look like this, and all ports would move.

also
>socal
>water

Lol

>Only natural border is the ocean

This is some shit nation-building, son. GOML

>liberal shithole joins your country and fucks it up even more with their now majority voting block
god that would be hilarious
one state can almost destroy 2 countries

>first civil war
get a load of this guy.

California is a globalist tumor best to cut out out than a long risky treatment program lasting generations their pain ofmindependence will fix them much faster.

LA and SF hates guns. most of the state is real americans.

HAHAHAHA

good point

but they didn't have dragon dildos

Pls adobt

you sound like a syrian.
>wah i don't want to fix my country
6th largest economy in the world
>just get rid of it. hollywood is mean and SF and LA are weird.
if you're not a fucking kike come help us purge this shithole. the land alone is worth fighting for.

this. living among these cali libtards gives us special powers. it's like we are extra immune to propaganda and lefty bullshit.

High rate of homelessness, economic disparity, high taxes, illegal immigrants....

You realize you have to take Southern California too, right?

Instead of those states leaving, how about we send in the national guard for a Kent State Part II, bigger and better though.

Tim Horton's is fucking gross

>hey Canada, we don't want California anymore, here take it.

>um well OK

>by the way here's Washington and Oregon, hey we'll even throw in New England

>four years later Canada becomes the most powerful country in the world

>""""culture""""
Jewishness isn't really culture mate