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Yeah mate, we use jet propulsion now

Pretty sure a Mitsubishi Zero has more advanced tech than that.

they're extremely reliable technology

we invented the aeroplane btw

Yeah, we pretty much invented everything.

Your planes are shit
>Boeing is best

like?

They use them precisely because they are slow. It's to monitor ground happenings IIRC

Oi, our afghan friends and us like them. We use these cheap planes to btfo even cheaper ragheads. Thanks HUEHUEHUE BRBRBR

lightbulbs, trains and toilets. The three corner stones of civilisation

Please tell Trump we are gud boyz, don't betray us pls.

We already do Pablo.

No thank you, I saw a gif yesterday of one of your planes disintegrating in mid-air at an air show.

will try my best :DDD

Those run on E85 right?

do they come with anti-ship missiles?

There training planes dumbass. I pass similar at woodvale everyday

boeing 747 crashes: 32
BASED EMBRAER SUPERTUCANO : 0

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no

they're geared to kill narcos and recon for illegal extractivism

They are good attack planes.

I tip hat to Brasil.

We (El Salvador) bought 10 of these piece of shits. Now Nicaragua is buying 6 F-16's BLOWING THE FUCK OUT OF every other Central american Air Force who are stuck with those shitty airplanes.

I guess you could use an AGM-65 to target a ship, albeit it won't be as effective as an Exocet or anything

also made my day

Huh, I was always told Edison invented the light bulb.

Was Crapper your guy?

>these piece of shits

careful with your lango, kid

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the thing is narcos dont plant the drugs here, they bring them and process them, then ship to europe

what we need is a wall, radars and SAM batteries

Well, India will be a super power in the next 3 years disregarding 2 of those.

No,buy our planes.

>Neat, I have never seen that WWII plane befo-
>First flight 2 June 1999
>Introduction 2003
>Status In production
What the fuck, OP?

>Even the US is buying this piece of shit
C'mon, you can get surplus cold war era jets for the same price and vietnam era jets for less. Why is anyone buying these for military use?

Edison was a hack. He made a slight improvement to the light bulb. Thats all. A British man created one out of thin air. And no, you didn't invent the toilet either, we did. We also discovered gravity. Can you believe that?

We might buy these to replace hercs

>ground attack plane against air superiority fighter
what else, you fight squirtle with a charmander?

Nicaraguan Air Force has no operating combat aircraft

At least you have Super Tweets

Because they are modern, the propeller isn't "outdated".

you're talking about high-class brazilian engineering there

Pretty sure we use the Short Tucano, matey.

It's a good training plane and is great for COIN operations, they can employ a good variety of munitions and have very good loiter times over target. Slow speeds help with target acquisition and they're quite reliable and able to take off of shithole runways where debris isn't going to fly into the jet intake.

when will we combine our engineering? fucking northern powers that hold us for so long

Please explain why you feel that your country invented anything, let alone the airplane.

Do they fly?

>Be Central American country
>6 export US fighters enough to win air superiority over adjacent countries
We should start a Sup Forums fund for this

kek

>He made a slight improvement to the light bulb.
he found a way to mass produce them
while you were lighting your streets with gas lamps

humm ... because it's the truth?

No! Check out Czech quality.

I guess China invented the car

ugly communist design

>more efficient and reliable turboprop
>long endurance
>designed to operate in shitty conditions
>good agility
>low infrared signature
>capable of mounting a host of generation iv avionics
few planes can do what it can for the same price

Calm down Nigel, we're just having a conversation.

Wasn't John Crapper the dude who invented the toilet? I thought maybe he was English.

cars were already mass produced and everyone was using them before they started their car factories

No.

>Crapper

Nooo. That's not fair we cant produce jets anymore. All we have left are old Yugo made jets. :(

Yeah, he was British.
Yeah, Britain invented the lightbulb.

your country invented the toast sandwich

Your jets, I presume?

BUY MY GAME

We invented concentration camps aswell

legit, no joke great planes. Inexpensive to operate and carry huge payload

for who?

>prop
>super tucanos
let me know when you get to a tech level beyond 1950s

whom*

we bought some from swedenstain

disgusting

Gringos tremble before the power of the jeitinho brasileiro

Boers

don't judge til you've tried one Pedro

Why does brazilian shitposting peaks at midnight? Are you people jobless?

The A-29 isn't a bad COIN platform. You can buy a lot for a little, but it doesn't take much to push a conflict into the A-10 category, but it's a nice lower end platform, with more hours behind it than the AT-6 proposal. Reminds me of a modernized Sandy.

Well, tecnically we do: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_active_Brazilian_military_aircraft

Not 'murican level of pew pew, but we can fuck some people up yo.

why anglo, why did you have to eternal them?

.30 caliber gun pod? Is this World War II?

>bread inside bread

it will taste like bread

Buy our lemons.

ok

Reminder that fixed carry handle ARs are superior to Picatinny covered garbage in every way

I d-don't know

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no seriously dude you need to make one and try it

buy our grains

isn't that a RC model?

WTF

is the pilot ok?

Buy our pl-

Oh wait, we don't have one.

Holy shit, that's just what we've been looking for!
*Deposits 6.5 billion dollars*

>Setup for long-range accuracy
>Fixed handle standard barrel

What a faggot

Sell them to civilian pilots

we are self-sufficient

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I-I don't know what you guys are talking about

we can't have g(f)uns here

a half scale RC model

South Seattle. My house is over that hill in Burien. It's comfy there.

Those planes actually look cool.

>we invented the aeroplane btw
Ohio fag here
Orville and Wilbur Wright say go fuck yourself.

>Brazilians invented the airplane
Bullshit, why would monkeys need a plane?

This.

Shit looks badass and manageable.

So we can shit on you from higher ground

They can get low and slow, have good loiter times, require minimal maintenance and can operate from improvised airfields. This makes them excellent for SIGINT and ground support missions.

Basically, if the US military was smart they'd mothball the A-10s and use a fraction of the money keeping those cold-war era flying tanks aloft to buy a small fleet of Super Tucs. Blowing up dem terrists with 30mm cannon fire may be funny as fuck and make for great internet memes, but it doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of financial sense.

stay thoroughly mad

to throw shit at people from a different angle

Huehivemind

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US did, good planes