Itt: pick one country (besides your own) that dindu nuffin and doesn't deserve genocide

>Itt: pick one country (besides your own) that dindu nuffin and doesn't deserve genocide.

Italy is my pick. They're incompetent fucking Italians, but they *try* to do the right thing at least.

Why is africa removed from that map?

Liechtenstein

Cyprus

new zealand

>incompetent

>best architecture
>best cars
>best food
>best scenery in europe
>decent girls
>best language
I'm not even italian

this, Italians are bros

Poland

Australia.

My country does deserve genocide though.

Canada is legit. Thinking about moving there before we get btfo.

>Nigeria
>posting in a thread about countries that dindu nuffin

You guys are too mean to Italians.

Italians dont even like other Italians, an Italian main loyalty is first to those close to him, next to his footbal club, and then to his city.

They just want to live without worries, go to the beach to fuck bitches ( or other men) on a scooter with no helmet.

>best cars
>best food
>best scenery in europe
>best language

fucking italian shills using proxies

>t. Italian

other than barcelona and andaluzia and people throwing tomatoes at each other, what do you have to show?

I dont know if you'd consider this as an appropriate answer but tibet. They got fucked hard by china. If not then madagascar, because lemurs.

>Israel

We've been backstabbing and betraying our way to where we are today, but all is always forgiven when we put up a nice smile.

A MOZZARELLA IS A SO NICE YES?

>Try to kill Napoleon the Third after he helped out in a war (thanks to a trick he was forced to), then wait for him to get captured by Germans, then proceed to attack his protege Pope and dismantle the Vatican

SO NICE A THE TIRAMISU!

>Betray Germany and Austria entering WWI

A YES THE PASTA HAHA!

>Literally invent fascism and dump all illegal gas from WWI on the very last useless square of uninvaded Africa.
>Insist that Hitler has peaceful intentions, then when he begs for us to stay home we join the war and open an untenable front in Africa

OOH THE CANNOLI! SO GOOD!

>Germany gets dismembered and Japan gets nuked but we get to keep our sovereignty
>No war criminals are ever punished even though we minced civilians in Greece, Libya and the Balkans. Army officials literally keep their rank and pretend they were always friends of democracy

OH LET'S DANCE THE TARANTELLA AMERICAN FRIEND! WE ALWAYS FRIENDS-A YES?

>gathers the biggest communist party in the Western world

don't get me started on how we handle missions abroad, from Africa to Afghanistan, we always end up befriending the local warlords we are supposed to stop.

I mean if I was an african warlord, I'd want easy access to that mozzarella. Shit's real nice.

Sounds like normal chaotic Italian way to do things.

Also how is your Communist party, ours is irrelevant old school Ussr hard line.

A breath of fresh hair because they are honest enough to say they are simply wannabe tyrants.

Iceland

There is no left anymore. Only Renzi's liberals. Communism died off slowly in the 90s.
But there isn't any right either. Our far right spent the 90s berating Rome and National Sovereignty (imagine if the Basque were far right and somehow got votes across the nation, whining for federalism and independence. That's our "Le Pen").

Also Berlusconi, "the most liberal man in the world" as he boasted. He's still around. Because liberalism was supposed to be the ultimate bulwark against socialism according to him. That and befriending Putin.

Interesting state of affairs.

Its like a limbo, waiting for what goes down in Europe.