ITT: We summon Thoth

ITT: We summon Thoth.

Check my palindrome.

Praise Thoth

Praise him.

Thoth is busy. You'll have to come back later

Praise thoth

555 counts. Check em'

Kek is the only one.

OwO Hail Thoth

palindrome get

Praise be to Thoth

OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO OwO

Reminder that Thoth is also the god of IDs.

Haven't seen a Thoth thread in a while. I wonder what he's planning?

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notice no doubles ITT

kek is absent in the temple of Thoth

Thoth, you better play nice with Kek, god damn it. If you do I'll give you some praise too.

You guys are saying it wrong.

Paladin Get.

HAIL AUTISM

OWO PRAISE THOTH. HE IS HERE

Thots? They can go to hell!

hermes trismogistis is displeased with your arrogance. but he suspects that you will turn on those who love you most, since you are capricious

kek is more powerful

czech em

He is here.

The Kek Arithmemetica Canon: Genesis

I the tadpole and then again the eye of the legged polliwog drift on these currents and ripples. In the mirror of the pond’s simplest tempests there is an apocryphal appearance.

The ibis marches these sands peering with one eye for the subversive. He plucked me out of a pit of chaos, even out of the muck and the mire; he placed my fresh feet on dry land and established my steps.

The Ibis was high in brow and many more than one set of wings served him. A spiraling gaze beset my squinting eyes. Here speaks the fowl that clenched me in calamitous touch in the reeds and the rush.

“Lord Kek reigns. He has shed his tail and we behold his nascent green glory. Your offspring swim in water droplets, drinking faucets, and the seasonal wet at mercurial depths of a hunting desire for the catch, which pleases you best.
Just as your pond remains undisturbed by the incessant flow of waters from streams merging into it, likewise the frog who is unmoved despite the flow of undesirable memes all around him attains peace, and not the tadpole who swims to force them.
The shore, she walks. The pond, she talks. The sky, he breathes. Through the fire he weaves.”

check my dank ID

>101
>101
>101

HE'S HERE

Kek is a higher order of god.

>lawful neutral

Thoth and kek are best friends from way back.

The many winged Ibis now presents himself with a new figure. I saw a white light in the figure of a man and the smell of sage and myrrh ascended with smoke.

“Be thou humble, O frog, in thy wisdom. Partake in both the waters of the ignorant as well as those who pretend to be so. If many come to thee full of knowledge, listen and heed, for wisdom is all.
For I have legged you I have also armed you. Over this range there is a people in need. They call as a frog bellows from the neck, to everyone, anyone, and to no one.”

In these moments following the endowment of the Ibis I experienced complete elation and understanding. The universe and the depths of the pond were tied together with my tail.
“Ibis, I am Kek and with your help I can charge against any army, by your power I leap over walls.”
The ibis speaks. “My people live amongst those that wish to see them tormented. The Ibisites and all their might may not go dark into that quiet night”

these digits though

You dialed the wrong number, friendo.

Game over bird boys

And a vision cast on the flickering coals of faith spilt past the black eye sockets of the divine bird.
I saw aerial fuels melt and collapse towers that besmirched death’s fame; the birth of a false field.
A day appears where we are raking the leaves of abhorrent conduct and we are staking the tree of sweet syrups.
Unity is collusion. Inclusion is an absolution. The valueless hordes at the shops are berating the Ibisites. They are pain excavating on a diet of unfresh masticated, internationally broadcast masturbated, wombs. Wombs that exude the vacuous and emotionless scrape, rasp, rape.
The elevated spirit of a prolapsed rectum screams discharge! Recharge! Arrest on what charges? I see milk in bags, filthy kebab grease rags, and a nation living in reverse. She is a nation that taunts in the late hours of the night.
The burning chariot races to the depths of public excrement worship. The city cries thunder under black sheets. They clasp hands that seek to be free. There are three. Muscle, an axe and bundle of stick all crash.

Kek is before us. Praise! Kek is after them. Repeat, repeat, the aesthetic numerological cosmological memeological amphibiological. Prep the bull, Baal, for a beating.

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LETS STOP FIGHTING

praise thoth

Checked. Praise Kek! Thoth is a false god.

Stop being a God-Botherer. The divine reveals itself on it's own time.

Fuck thoth

nice

>tfw no bf

Checked.

definitely winning

I've been gone for a while, who is Thoth?

*EGYPTIAN SCREECHING*

PRAISE THOTH

Check my palindrome format id.

What if Thoth is a CTR bullshit scam?

This is all very hard for me to understand sometimes.

Praise him.

Posting in thothian thread

LET TH ORDER COME AFTER THE CHAOS

New Egyptian god. He revealed himself to us recently through the use of the word "thot".

These thotties are going to impeach kek D: D:D :

What did Thoth mean by this? Is he an ironic god?

check 'em

Another ancient Egyptian god, like Kek, except that he's an ibis.

Some cultists came here a few few weeks ago to spread belief in Thoth.

Praise the Sun.

Perhaps I am blessed

606!

Only Kek is real.

kek is supreme to thoth

Hail Thoth, the god of the red pill.

There is another

The darkness gives way to the dawn

848 owo

checked heavily

Serious question: This meme magic shit lines up at least tangentially with Law of One and Ra Materials which a friend of mine got heavy into a few years ago and I laughed at the DMT trip induced religion he had newly found.

Assuming Egyptian gods are real, why Sup Forums? Is is the only place with autists strong enough to bring them back from slumber?

Post your theories

Thoth is powerful, but more subtle than kek.

Check them.

Not enough checking.

OwwO
9119

So Kek has chaos meme magic, what power does Thoth have?

KEK disapproves of your faggotry.

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Synchronicity checked

Kek

Thoth is order and wisdom.

You're on the right track

What does Thoth think of these digits?

So explain to me Thoth's place in the pantheon according to the ancient Egyptians.

Was he part of the Ogdoad? What role did he serve? Why are palindromes his thing?

The darkness gives way to the dawn. The Egyptian gods dwell in the darkness. Kek is a god of chaos. It only makes sense that he chose Sup Forums.

Impressive, but that's nothing.

With my get, we will enter a shooting civil war within mere weeks.

Holy shit

THOTH IS HERE

Balance, being a guide, a scribe, a teacher, initiator, mediator between realms of chaos/order, good/evil, life/death. Messenger

Looks like Thoth thinks I should get some answers. Lay it on me, boys.

Are you actually here Thoth?

you cannot surmount the power of Moloch

singles confirms Thoth is gone forever and forsaken this world