>be at a party last weekend with one guy I have class with and a semi-acquaintance from high school
>acquaintance asks me to come over to the corner of the backyard and offers me a bong hit
>never smoked weed in my life, only drugs taken were prescribed opiates
>take it because why the fuck not
>head feels like it's a pressurized bottle ready to burst, gives way to a scratchy burning sensation and mental numbness
>lose all coherence of thought
>see the people around me laughing and talking amongst themselves
>having a massive panic attack fighting this incoherence with the now disorienting sensations coming in
>snap and call them a bunch of fucking degenerates who deserve to die
>run the fuck out of there and head to a park nearby
>sit there for a while and cool down while the high wears off
Fuck weedfags, it should be completely banned.
Be at a party last weekend with one guy I have class with and a semi-acquaintance from high school
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>First time high
>Sperg out on your "friends" telling them they should be murdered for laughing and having a good time
>blame weed for your personal failure
Underage detected, I would say youre 16 max, although my guess is 15
>having a massive panic attack fighting this incoherence with the now disorienting sensations coming in
Yeah this why you don't use a bong at your first time.You should have just smoked a joint.It's like drinking vodka instead of beer,if you smoke bong.
You sound almost exactly like that kike faggot who had a mental breakdown after firing a gun
Did it give you a temporary case of PTSD?
Holy fuck kill yourseld now faggot hahahaha
>not being aware while you are high
cuck
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I've never even smoked weed and you seem like a YUGE FAGGOT. Kek I might smoke some now. Go easy next time fukk.
Sup Forums tier, but before Sup Forums 's current virulent cancer.
Sad to say leddit's Two X Chromosones had a story about a girl who met a stoner dude, tried to impress him by smoking a fatty solo despite never having done it before, freaking out, calling the cops, getting dude arrested and blaming him for everything. Superior read.
You probably got spiked with some PCP.
Take more Carfentanyl, Duterte
Ban breasts. Cannabinoids are present in all breastmilk
What's your honest opinion on pitbulls?
Nice try, we all know you toke up on the daily.
Hahah autistic faggot alert! One of my friends wanted to try it and I packed my 2 foot bong for him, he ripped it hard 3 times and then posed on his knuckles like a gorilla and made a pun that he is a high steak gambler for two hours and we all laughed our asses off with him. he loved it and smokes all the time now and is much happier and open to new ideas than before.
>one retard cant handle hhis shit like the faggot he is
>tries to ban fun for everybody else
kys
Yeah we have a term for that in Northern Ireland, you had a "Whitey". It's not how they make it out in the movies huh
Educate yourself urbandictionary.com
Build your tolerance
Drug psychosis. Happens to potheads even on occasion but obviously not all this time. Enjoy your prescription opiates tho. Those will kill you dead eventually
Also I think you should take a long break from Sup Forums as you are clearly easily susceptible to other people's ideologies and lack critical thinking and the ability to use your perception in a rational way. Maybe take up meditation and yoga and do some positive character building activities like rock climbing, martial arts, and finding a long term girlfriend.
>Enjoy your prescription opiates tho. Those will kill you dead eventually
I haven't used one in months, I had legitimate reasons for the prescription.
Why would I want to build my tolerance? I fail to see what's "fun" about depraving your senses with chemicals.
bongs arnt for first timers you shoulda had three hits off a joint ur first.
>meditation and yoga
I tried meditation when I was 15 or so and nearly went insane. I thought I was being possessed by a succubus. That's why I try to stay away from mind-altering activities, I honestly didn't think weed was that potent.
He's okay. Dont Stop The Party is a fun song
Shut up pussy
Marijuana ENHANCES your senses and perception you utter nerd. You had one experience, and then labled the plant as a detriment to society while ignoring the countless positive anecdotes and medical research regarding it. You are one irrational and faggoty motherfucker, legit check yourself into an psyche ward something is wrong with you.
Kek you sound like such a faggot holy shit
>first time trying spam, I hate it
>BAN ALL SPAM
Grow up dude.
Again you must have a shitty brain because I have been meditating for 7 years (since 14) and it has been nothing but positive for me. Also you shouldnt dabble in the occult without commiting, you fucked up the ritual my dude. Succubi amd other spirits and demons are real, and you werent prepared for it and got what you deserved.
I wasn't trying to summon anything, that's just where it led.
> I thought I was being possessed by a succubus.
From meditating?
Like...from sitting down and controlling your breathing?
Let me ask, Did you run with you arms straight when younger like sonic?
Get obsessed with any highly expressive pony cartoons maybe?
Lol imagine giving u dabs
>Smoke weed from 18 - 26 fine
>Start doing LSD
>Have 6 good trips, on the 7th trip I smoke some weed and it triggers my first ever anxiety attack
>Now I can't smoke because it gives me anxiety attacks half the time
Feels bad. Even if I don't get anxiety, my "stoned" state is different. If I smoke loads of weed I get a bit... weird and start rambling or forget large portions of the evening.
I'm an experienced pot smoker; prior to the bad trip I never had these issues.
Last time I got stoned I woke up in the morning with huge blank spots, I don't remember going to bed but I know I slept with my light on because I was getting creeped out something supernatural was going to get me during the night.
I don't even believe in the supernatural; that's how much it fucked with my brain. Not touching drugs anymore out of fear of going crazy.
Were you very lusty and using porn and wishing you could fuck? Having that mindset while meditating without an intention is bound to bring such spirits your way. I know you arent crazy for having such an experience as it is easily repeatable through ritual. You need to have an intention whwn you involve yourselves in spiritual matters, meditation is no exception. Do it to build your willpower and bolster your sanity and love for pther people and yourself and getting to understand yourself and all that positive shit.
Try sleeping with a Bible in your hand or next to you, you'll be surprised how quickly they fuck off.
now try heroin
You had my curiosity now you have my attention...continue please.
I don't believe in spooks.
The larger issue is that I honestly believe I fractured my mind by having a bad trip.
I was tripping and smoked some weed; it then seemed to send the trip into "overdrive". Visuals got really strong and all of a sudden it felt like my heart rate was speeding up.
I could then feel my heart beating in my chest heavily at a fast pace; I became scared I was going to have a heart attack.
Ever since then I get anxiety attacks; I'm not a nervous person but I can explain them as:
>I'm sat watching tv or browsing Sup Forums nice and chilled.
>Suddenly I notice my heart rate increasing and beating stronger
>I feel an andrenaline drop like I'm in some kind of danger
>I spend the next 20 minutes trying to take my mind off it and control my breathing because I'm scared I'm going to have a heart attack
Shit sucks. I work full time and I also box competitively so I'm not a lazy stoner; but I guess I only have myself to blame for meddling with drugs when it's well known that they can cause mental health issues.
It effects people differently. I have never in my life had an anxiety attack even though I'm somewhat anti-social.
Speak for yourself you fucking cuck. Don't try and spread your convoluted beliefs on me man.
I'd never had one up until that bad trip. It was smoking the weed which triggered it; I'd never mixed LSD and weed before that experience and I'd had 6 good trips prior to that.
It was also LSD from another source; and in the back of my mind I think I was scared it was a research chemical instead.
you cannot own a pitbull if you can't physically control it
whenever I see a twinky little lady walking a mean-ass pitbull i get ready to kill the thing because I know if it goes off she is NOT going to be able to stop it.
wow u must be a lot of fun at parties
dont like weed?
>dont smoke it!
Prescribed opioids or opiates? If it's opiates, can you be more specific, but if it's opioids, that could be the cause of your panic attack if mixed with weed.
you failed at meditating
protip you're not supposed to go anywhere, you're supposed to sit there and get into it.
Nah, combining weed with psychedelics has always been known by hippies and the sort to boost the trip and throw you into hyperspace, you just couldn't handle it and now you're deluding yourself thanks to the trauma. I totally understand, and it will take some time to get over and you definitely should stay away from psyches (trust me...) for a looooong time.
>first time doing bong
>take 3 long rips
>spend 2 hours sitting on a sofa feeling expension and contraption of all blood vessels in my body
Continue about what? Succubi and spirits? Maaaaan....
>pun that he is a high steak gambler
THIS is a weed story haha
William Walker Atkinson.
BAN ASSAULT BREASTS NOW
If you have a shizoid gene in your DNA you could have activated it, once can be enough if you get bad luck. That means just one toke and you will activate your mental illness you had in your DNA that was in non-active state. Most of the symptoms you mentioned happen with weed to some people (not that rare even), but the intensity you described sounds like you may be too energetic/anxious person, and sounds more intensive than when it happens to most. You should really stay away from it, it's just not for you, 95% can take weed and have almost no serious consequences whatsoever, but for others with more complex/ sensitive psyche, it can fuck you up for life.
>snap and call them a bunch of fucking degenerates who deserve to die
>be at party
>kid brings me to corner of backyard
>kid asks if I want to drink some vodka
>take it because why the fuck not
>NEVER drank before but decide that vodka would be a good start
>drink whole bottle
>start throwing up and dying from alcohol poisoning
>call the kid a fucking degenerate who deserves to die
>run away to a park like an autist
Fuck alcfags, it should be completely banned.
Dude who the fuck told you to use a bong during your first time smoking weed lmao. You got dumb fried. Had you been more responsible when smoking it, you wouldn't have gotten so high and had a paranoia trip.
Oh this. If you were using other types of psychedelics before weed, then you just went crazy for a shortwhile, and now you're stressed out. It's not permanent, but don't ask for it.
Sry if I scared you but didn't read the part about you tripping before taking weed.
Drug culture is degenerate and if you contribute to it, you deserve nothing less than death.
hmmm, most of Sup Forumstards are actually DUDE WEED LMAO XDD degenerates..
REALLY fires up my neurons
It cleans your head, and you also get "hunches" from it. I am going insane if I don't do it for a long time.
>iit weedfags try to normalize their degeneracy
You did the right thing OP. Weedfags are weak and useless sacks of shit and a drain on society. Trying it more than once should result in being sent immediatley to the camps, tbqh.
sad!
Embarrassing. Would pay shekels to see you try mushrooms. You'd either freak out or fall for liberal propaganda like hippies.
I was always fine smoking weed up until that bad trip; that's when it all changed.
I've read that "neurons that fire together wire together"; by mixing weed and LSD it's possible I've linked the two.
I've done some googling and other people have similar experiences. Ever since that bad trip I had some HPPD which has since gone away.
For example some times I'd go to bed at night with my eyes closed, and I'd be getting bursts of color of fractal type patterns similar to when you close your eyes during a trip. (This is without being stoned)
LSD seriously changed my stoned experience; now I won't touch weed and I've been more productive in life. I miss it but I don't want to risk it incase I've fractured my mind from the LSD and weed could trigger a serious mental health issue.
>>snap and call them a bunch of fucking degenerates who deserve to die
Aww, sorry that happened for your first time but it sure is fucking funny. Next time you'll remember that it's just weed and it'll be easier.
PUSSY ASS NIGGGGAAAAAA
Wow and I thought OP was the autist.
I know plenty of successful people who smoke weed. It's like drinking, as long as you tend to your responsibilities and contribute to society, then who am I to say that you can't smoke a little green plant that makes you relaxed and happy for a few hours.
Not politics related, take this shy to/b/
>boo hoo can't handle my weed, ban drugs
>alcohol is good, nobody ever had problems with that
fucking idiot
Weed saved me from a life of crime and violence since I came from a broken home. It allowed me to step out of my ego and analyze myself and reality in an objective and sensitive manner. It is not for everybody, but some people benefit greatly from it. It also helps with my joint pain, and ai only smoke a few times a month.m
First time I smoked weed nothing happened
Second time I got suuuuuper stoned. Time slowed to a crawl but that's on because I did too. Textures seemed to breathe and form pictures
First time one of my other friends smoked she tripped balls super hard after taking a massive bing hit. She was pretty religious and weed made her have a huge crisis of faith or something everything seemed empty and people suddenly seemed to her to be silly thoughtless meat machines endlessly obsessed with things that were ultimately pointless minutiae that really mounted to fuck all in the scheme of a much, much larger framework of pointlessness and noises seemed to echo and we let her lie down in a quiet comfy dimly lit room with a few bottles of Gatorade and a bucket just in case where laid down and wallowed in a state of despair and nausea not quite intense enough to make her vomit and for almost five hours
One of my other friends tried to keep her company but she shood him away because his the sound of his voice made her nausea worse and his presence depressed her
I was kind of surprised it had that effect on her. Nothing short of a few hits of acid had ever made me go through something like that
If you're not b8ing and are 100, man up.
You're now experienced. Like Batman.
I haven't smoked in a long time but since it became legal in my state I tried again.
Holy shit, marijuana is amazing. I work in sales and it helps immensely when dealing with people and stress. Instead of waiting to talk I really, really listen to people and adjust accordingly. I'm calm and genuinely friendly. Little things don't bother me. It changed my life. Sex is amazing. Nature walks are amazing. Movies are amazing. It makes everything better as long as you don't abuse it.
It if you don't like it that's fine but most people do
not everyone likes how weed feels i know a few people who get like that from it
SLIDE IT
wow you are such a fucking pussy drown in alcohol.
That picture is a symptom of the black market not of drug user culture, especially not stoner or hippie culture
Imagine if you could go have an appointment with your doctor describe your wish to experiment be checked out for mental health issues and be proscribed some safe LSD. Banning it literally holds back the human species from innovation linked to altered perspectives, it's a ban on throwing open the doors of perception and seeing life a way you never have before
>lel anecdotal "successful" people
>LMAO IT'S JUST A PLANT BRO, (((CHILLAX)))
>"relax a few hours" = toking it up + netflix/vidya all day
Case and point.
You are a premature ejaculator.
Haha what a spaz. I wish I had been there with your cool friends. That would have been quite a funny experience while high.
t.has never smoked before and bases his opinion from the movie Reefer Madness and Pineapple Express
Without marijuana we would never have had Led Zeppelin. You don't hate Led Zeppelin, do you? Also literally every other artist in history was high as fuck.
You get it
As long as you don't spend all your waking hours think about the next time you'll smoke, and you tend to your responsibilities beforehand then feel free to smoke a fat joint.
Same goes for anybody who wants to drink a few beers after a long work day.
>user smokes weed
>user gets paranoid
>user thinks people are talking about him
>user gets really self conscious
>user embarrass self and acts like a total dick
This is what everyone else saw.
Yeah lol. I don't know if I should envy people like this. Imagine having that kind of tolerance and reaction to just fucking weed alone. Imagine being like that and taking Salvia, DMT, or LSD!
Your genes should be removed from the pool.
He already removed his genes from the pool by making a huge embarrassment of himself.
I don't play video games and 9\10 times that I smoke, it's a few hours before I go to bed...
Yes "successful" people. Obviously they don't smoke all day like a bunch of bums but they smoke weed every so often. Nothing is good in excess but I'd say that weed in excess is a lot better than alcohol in excess.
I personally get energized and motivated to do creative work like art/writing when I smoke sativa strains.
I dislike indica strains which are the stereotypical lazy stoner strain because it generally makes people lazy while they're high. However they are good for when it's been a long day and you want to watch some tv before bed.
Every successful person I know is a contant toker. A surgeon, a roffing company boss that makes like 80 grand a fucking week, and of course as I said earlier literally every artist ever. Philosophers as well are high as fuck. the good ones anyways
>smoke weed
>want to go to sleep
And even I don't ruin the party as much as OP does.
>unzip salvia.rar
>execute welcome_to_die.exe
>error file 'ego.me' missing from root directory
>ego.death.me fix being applied
>downloading purgatory.ur.here.forever
>running fractal.kaleidoscope.wtf
Psychadelics should all be legal and a lot of Sup Forumstards would greatly benefit from them.
top kek
salvia is underrated i got given a whole bunch from my friends they didnt like how it felt
Exactly, it's not rocket science.
>wake up
>go do your job
>tend to your responsibilities
>do what you want with your free time even if that does or doesn't include smoking weed
Sup Forumstards are calling the tokers degenerates but are silent about the other guests at the party who were probably destroying their livers from binge drinking.
I've seen drunk kids do a lot of stupid shit at parties over the years, from breaking shit to starting fires. The worst think I've ever seen someone do while high was literally eat all of the food in the house while everyone was drinking.
College is fun.
Of course I've never smoked weed, it's why I went to an ivy league school and have a productive job and lifestyle now. I have good friends from highschool who became useless loser weedfags, and I know for a fact they could've done much more in the best years of their lives without weed. Drugs literally are an (((opiate))) for the masses, designed to keep the weak-minded and weak-willed complacent (along with other escapist endeavors).
Regarding Led Zeppelin, 20th century (((artists))) are a big reason for the decline of the west (rockstars promote degenerate, unproductive excessive lifestyles, etc.). I personally think LZ is good (but pretty overrated). Even if they have some good songs, their creative output is not a result of their drug usage rather productivity despite it. Look at how many bands ultimately broke up after some member stopped being functional, fried their creativity or went down due to drug addiction.
Even if drugs did help bands like LZ write good songs, drugs still shouldn't be promoted as commonplace to the masses. Artists with exceptional talent aren't the norm, and so aren't like the ordinary person. They might still succeed despite their shortcomings. And this is just artists, imagine a true beneficiary to humanity like Maxwell or Einstein toking it up. People who actually advance society don't do weed or any kind of drug. Just follow Trump's example.
hahaha what a loser
Holy fuck I made that image ages ago before Sup Forums even had captcha. Time capsules, man
Weed culture is bullshit. Most of the smokers I know talk too much, do too little, and are generally just unpleasant to be around. They act like getting high is some kind of accomplishment. I don't really hate them, I just wish they'd stop being so smug about their addiction.
Well your friends are pathetic then. Would you blame beer for your friends becoming bums? No? Then you shouldn't blame weed.
Weed is sort of fun but if you're unable to use it responsibly then that's on you. You can abuse it just like you can abuse a fucking cheeseburger.
It's all about not being a dumbass and having your priorities straight.
If you have to go to work in an hour then you shouldn't smoke.
If it's a Friday night and you don't have any plans for the evening then why not get a little baked and watch a movie while eating snacks?
It really isn't hard.
You have to be a special kind of fuck-up to blame your failures on a plant that isn't physically addictive. (no withdrawal)
Do you have autism? Sad!
thx for making me feel better about the now mildly embarrassing things I did when I was too high
Similar panic attack happened to me once when I did dabs with some friends and their friends (people I didn't know) in another state. managed to conquer it but the freak out gets real.
that spergout is just embarrassing though
If you think bands like LZ and others and all the great artists were naturally creative without drugs and have never done drugs yourself to confirm this, and you think that is reasonable then I doubt you went to an ivy league school. sure a lot of music promotes degeneracy, but most of the 60's bands (where it all started) were putting their imaginations and feelings into their music and werent pushing for materialism or hedonism as they do now since the jews saw how popular music became and stole its influence for their own gain. They were singing about loving eachother, expanding your understanding, and had a heavy emphasis on philosophy and mysticism.
Sure drugs shouldnt be promoted, but they shouldnt be illegal either. If it werent for the media promoting them, then legalization wouldnt be a bad idea at all and would obliterate the black market and drug related crime entirely. We already have laws to deal with people who infringe on others' rights, if they happen to be on drugs that shouldnt be an added charge if you ask me.
Also we don't know if all the great innovators used drugs or not, and if they did I doubt they would be open about their use especially back in the day. I am leaning towards them using psychedelics though, and Trump could be lying too. Also by follow his example wtf do you mean? Not everybody wants to be ludicrously rich and powerful. I am quite happy with my 20 an hour and my doggos with the occasional toke and glass of wine.
>Taking bong rips the first time you smoke dudeweed.
>Freak the fuck out.
>Wahhh I had a bad experience so BAN EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE!
Jesus you're a fucking baby.
You're right user. I smoked weed forever and all it ever does is numb you. Been sober now for a couple of months and have gotten more accomplished than in the last 10 years. The people who can "handle" weed are usually those who are already stupid, lazy, ay lmao. A normal thinking man with respect forhimself will always be crippled by it. Have fun being sub-normies stoner fags losers. Drugs are for niggers and for people with mental disorders. inb4 "its natural man" because its not. Sour Diesel doesn't come out of the fucking ground ok. If weed was still natural, low THC like its supposed to, things would be different. But shit today is retarded gmo DRUGS. kys faggots
Because pot enhances your senses. Yours were enhanced too much. Kind of like when a girl keeps sucking your dick after you've came.