Fake News Germany

If the user who wrotes this is still on, here is my response.

>OK, here's what I need before this thread dies:
>#DefendMerkel
>#ProtectMerkel
>Can I get translations for these? For Germans, which is funnier?

Protect is funnier I think, but why don't you use German for this too? I think this would make it more serious.

German translation is #BeschuetzMerkel, but in this case, #VerteidigeMerkel would be better I guess.

that actually looks like something from 1984

have we finally entered the Orwellian era?

>this is a anti-rapebelt
>it protects you from rape

Very good work user. Really great.

In Communist Russia 1/3 people were in irect contact with the government as snitches, so that if for example your a had a nasty opinion at dinner he would get reported and taken away.
This is the exact tactic going on.

And when a muslim puts a knife to a woman's throat and orders her to take off her shorts, then what?

The anti-rapebelt has an 130 decibel loud alarm for this.

Dat mouth rape though

Bump, people must focus on helping other countries right now. Germany should be priority.

Santa lives matter

Hey my meme! Nice work.
Reading...

Yes, the age of Orwell is upon us. Be careful! Here's another faceless QT for the next batch.

Thanks mane. Here's the English version

Is there a way to express this in a short meme - like:

"I learn a lot of interesting 'news' at dinner parties..."

Actually Holland should be the priority

Miniluv here, you're going to have to remove that alarm. Loud alarms can cause permanent hearing damage. Your alarm is excessive force that cannot be justified for use in self defense.

How do you spread the memes to the mass?

I can imagine a German judge saying this...

Sadly, I don't know how to do that

Reddit, Sup Forums, jokey FB 'like' pages etc.

A swedish user assured me that it is already a law in Sweden.

spooking a dangerous animal which often chooses fight over flight with loud noises is a good way to die.

>how does one spread memes?

Begin by making memes, then hand them off beta versions to other dedicated anons for repurposing and distribution
>muh division of labor

#FightFakeNews

Darn so close to sevens

Good ideas, but I would be pulled into the vortex and never survive.

I would also like to get a Romanian to look this over.

Thanks OP for answering my question. I'll modify the yellow hashtag next.