>get hired at facebook
'So user, how bad do you hate Trump!?'
your reply?
Get hired at facebook
Noah Brown
Adrian Harris
>get hired at facebook
stopped reading there
Benjamin Allen
>>get hired at facebook
im a dumb college dropout with no practical skills though, why would they hire me
Luis Barnes
A quantum amount!
Jaxon Stewart
Sound like a perfect candidate to me
Jayden Williams
>get hired at facebook
Na.
Carson Murphy
I work with facebook all the time,
Just lie about having an MBA, and have a portfolio of measured metrics where you increased SEO and used A/B testing and a bunch of meme words.
You'll get a cushy job where you'll do nothing. The interview process takes days tho.
Trust me.
Sebastian Brown
>get hired
stopped reading there
Ryan Green
I wouldn't even get an interview when they found my Facebook.
Jayden Ward
Allah akbar!!
Angel Butler
I would write All Lives Matter on their communal whiteboard every day until Zuck had a breakdown.
Tyler Phillips
>be gopnik
>dig melania
>TRUMP SUCKS his wife is hot tho bet he abuses her and his autistic son barron
>boom!
>instant sjw privesc to root
Brandon Jones
i would never want a job with facebook.
Liam White
None of your goddamn business
Now let's get to work
Joshua Taylor
Just like Zuckerberg!
Christopher Wright
>Y-you too
Thomas Wood
...
Cameron Ortiz
When did I send you my resume and why did I show up for the interview?
Carson Wright
I dont hate anybody, why do you?
Blake Gutierrez
I love Trump, I just applied here to get passed the defenses and kill Cuckerberg
Gavin Green
>so much that I spend hours of my freetime shitposting about drumpf to trigger his supporters on a white nationalist image board