>society of today

>come home late
>weird noise in daughter's room
>be worried
>open door
>she's mounted by our dog

wtf do I do? was marrying a canadian woman my mistake?

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Was the dog Aryan?

YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT MY DAUGHTER WAS MOUNTED BY OUR GERMAN SHEPARD??????

Kankergrappig inderdaad.

Hoe noem je een Belg op 1 been?

>een Vlamingo

Live stream that shit. Life gives ya lemons well make some lemonade.

>make some lemonade and end up in jail
fuck off

There is no way your fucking telling the truth.

you think I'm sitting at my desk still awake at 7:26 AM and posting this for FUN?

Well the thought did cross my mind.

Yes.
I bet you even have a raging erection from this roleplay of yours, you sick fuck.

it's not like I can instead go and talk about this with someone irl

She picks up from her mother

God damn you sit her down for some stern talking and if financially possible you send her to a girls only nodding school.

Also, ask a doctor to play along and go have her given some pills just so to make it really embarrassing... Maybe that's enough to scare the crap outta her.

How old is she A. and it's time for maybe some parental filters on her internet privilege.

I wish you could see my expression of disgust

digits are probably right, her mom has had her own horse since she was a teen.

Boarding school. Catholic preferably

german canadian hybrids: german efficiency and canadian friendliness. achtung, eh, hosers?

black people problems

Sorry to hear that, OP. Sounds rather ruff.

Damn OP, I can't imagine what you're feeling now. If your family member is a sexual deviant then the answer might be therapy.

Report her to the authorities.
She's committing a crime, apparently punishable by a maximum of 1 year in prison and €19,500 fine in your country.

That'll straighten her out.

Do not do this. All female schools and boarding schools breed fucking degenerates. If shes already into dog fucking and you abandon her to an institution, where do you think it will go from there?

Is dog fucking degenerate? Yes. But it could be worse. She could be fucking a nigger. Shes probably just horny and young.

Well bright side is no kids that you will haft to take care of. Otherwise she might be with Tyrone or Muhammad. You think you have problems now sheesh.

agreed

Shit, I know my boarding schools and you A: Don't have any niggers there cause they cost money and B: No time to actually do anything cause you're either in your room, in study or in class.

First post best post.

>Also, ask a doctor to play along and go have her given some pills just so to make it really embarrassing... Maybe that's enough to scare the crap outta her
oh shit, this is actually a good idea.
> stern talking
goes without saying
>financially possible you send her to a girls only nodding school.
not sure we even have those, but I'll look into it.

14. filters aren't gonna do shit when she has mobile internet and internet access in loads of other places.

fuck off tyrone, white people are talking.

at least try harder if you're gonna joke about my misery.

>the answer might be therapy.
I don't know how I can make her go to therapy without having to tell anyone else about this incident

>All female schools and boarding schools breed fucking degenerates.
yeah that's also what I've understood about those. tricky shit.

gas yourself.
>it could be worse. She could be fucking a nigger.
literally go fuck yourselves, don't fucking meme at a time like this, this is REAL LIFE not fucking internet shitposting

Your daugher is going to be an furry, just buy an fursuit for her already.

Keep on yiffing! Ruff :3

I don't even know OP.
Honestly at least you can trust the doggo to be good to her.

why did this thread and the # 14 give me an erection

post pics m8

How old is she?

he's a good boy

>don't fucking meme at a time like this,

>he thinks he's memeing

I hope the russians nuke the fuck out of you faggets.

Gets good grades has her shit together just drink it away. Top shelf stuff preferably a Saki so it's a drunk that doesn't make you pissed off.

Don't take in refugees then

already been and am drinking.

kanker belg.

I'm not memeing bro. A dog won't leave her pregnant or full of STDs.

I personally would still marry a woman that fucked a dog once upon a time. I can't say the same about a coal burner. One lapse in judgement is much more severe than the other. A dog is actually a safer and more respectable choice of partner than your average nignog.

Think about it, it's not all that bad.

This is why liqueur was made.

post a pic of her so i can fap please op PLEASE

lief manneke

I hope they find you in a ditch somewhere

Do this

Tell her no one knows and you haven't told anyone. Ask her where she learned it. Go from there.

Hell yeah, pump that puss. Fill fill with doggo cummies. Little puppers in sussies dog pound.

Now that you caught her with the pooch its your turn to use that leverage to get inside.

Fetish alert. Warning Warning Danger Danger.

Larping faggot

could've been worse, could've been a nigger

>Go from there.
to fucking where? that good will that do? it's probably the fucking internet

Arrange her marriage to a fellow Sup Forumslock now. Make sure she doesnt slide much further in the next 2-4 years.

>her

Oh and fucking neuter the dog dumbass

What did she said to you? Did you talk to her or just walked away?

Wow, no need to be so ruff against me dawg.

Good question

>this is real life
>he thinks we aren't satire

My sides

Hey fuck you. I'm not the guy who failed so hard as a father my daughter had to resort to dog dick to find satisfaction!

You came and asked us for help. Fuck off if you don't want to hear solid advice.

I agree with the other guy, live stream that shit.

sounds like a normal day in the netherlands

I shouted, she started crying, I drank while shouting some more, she continued to cry and make say sorry and shit, eventually she fell asleep.

WHITE GIRLS FUCK DOGS!

Fuck this shit, I'm done. White people were a mistake.

Post on /adv/ in a few hours OP.

Britbong bringin the bantz!

Have a (((You)))

It could be anywhere

If it's the internet then find out what website. Honestly someone fucking up my child would put me on a crusade to find the person responsible. Someone has to be at fault here. But you can't know until you figure out who or what gave her the idea. Maybe it was something she saw on your wife's history...Do some digging..this doesn't just happen

10/10

>that
>banter

Just get rid of the fucking dog while she sleeps. Never speak of it again.

sure, it'd have to be a man fucking a sheep for it to be a day in UK

wtf am I going to do against the fucking internet? lock my daughter up for the rest of her life?

>Never speak of it again.
you think ignoring this will make it go away?

Then he might wind up with Anita Sarkeesian fuck that advice.

POOCH'D

Holy shit You /k/ tier father
>you are a failure

I've been in your daughters position, send her for counselling, don't distance yourself from her. You SHOULD take aware privileges from her.

>Sweden

At least his daughter is getting fucked by a dog rather than raped by some mudslime refugee. You're just jealous because you didn't think of it first.

Don't speak of it again. Yeah probably the best advice. Take that shit to the fucking grave friend.

What if the internet means Facebook or some game she plays online? I know pedophiles raid stuff like club penguin...I'm just saying what if someone influenced her to try it? Wouldn't you want to find him??

It will if you kill the fucking dog an dispose of it while she sleeps.

Not all messages have to be sent with words.

Show her /hr/ to see how bad it can get

Now it's the time have a serious talk with her. Once she wakes up, talk to her and help her out. She your daughter, she needs a dad right now. Talk to her about the issue and tell her it it is not right to do that.

Okay.

Pretty hot desu.
What dog-breed was it?

>Anita Sarkeesian
I fail to see the connection between dog murder and feminism. Care to elaborate?

>that flag
>this topic

Bitter Bitch.

Honestly, it's better than fucking a nigger.

what?

what the fuck would you do in this situation?

>take privileges from her.
that's the least I will do.
>counseling
will have to yes.

that doesn't fix my daughter you fucking cuck

>traumatize my daughter while I'm at it

wtf is /hr/ for?

I will if I'm fucking calm

KANKER MOF and your fucking animal fucking fetish. end yourself.

Sage

I agree with this post, try atleast be supportive, (it's not a nigger after all) Memes aside if you don't want her to fucking kill herself make her belive you care.

Don't just completely dispose of the dig you idiot, leave the bloody doggy dick on her pillow for her to wake up to so she can't go within 100 feet of a dog dingus for the rest of her life without being triggered harder than trigglypoof at a richard spencer sig heil rally.

give the dog away and talk too your daughter eventually asking your wife why the fuck shes fucking the dog, obviously she isnt picking it up from you she might have seen mummys laptop, filled with dog porn.

>implying that her father catching her fucking a dog isn't traumatizing

Traumas are part of life. Kill the dog. Never speak of it. Maybe eventually she will suppress the memories or forget. At the very least you can continue to LARP a normal non-degenerate family.

Now you need to be calm. Find a way to relax and breathe. You sure that you saw your daughter about to have sex with a dog? You sure you are not shitposting.

How old is your daughter? I wanna get an idea of her mental state for it happening

hang yourself you piece of shit. the last thing I want is a permanently traumatized daughter

Say
>Well at least it wasn't a nigger
Next time you see her.

youtube.com/watch?v=SQByoe0T68U no winning I say bury that shit deep inside. Take it to the grave and pray this was a one off.

Buy your daughter one of these for her birthday. Also, did the dog send flowers?

"The Dogfather"

I know it's hard to do this now but try to be direct but not harsh, she's still your daughter. Unironically I knew people dildos to relief their "issue". You're daughter is already sexually active so you can't ignore that, as for the dog don't listen to the retard before and kill it, your dog is a dog but you definitely need to reconsider having it. Again try to be the adult in the situation and don't go off exploding, this isn't some trailer trash comedy skit.

>wahh wahhh my daugther is getting DOGED.COM
Don't be a bitch about it and make some pics next time. Would be the first time you do something wortwhile.

Get rid of the dog.

I don't live with that whore. and I have nothing to suspect my ex fucks dogs other than her having had a horse for most of her life (but many women do)

yeah agreed.
>Unironically I knew people dildos to relief their "issue".
wait are you suggesting I get my daughter a dildo?

I will, but I will not fucking kill it. I'll give it to some shelter somewhere.