“Make me an offer,” says Jeff Yeager with a sweep of his arm, taking in the sylvan Accokeek, Md., spread he’s putting on the market and is eager to unload. Because this man is getting out of Dodge. Leaving the United States. Escaping Donald J. Trump.
Yeager, a self-employed writer, and his wife plan to spend the coming year roaming the globe in search of a new home where they will live for four years. Or possibly eight.
“Trumping out,” Yeager calls it. Sort of like extended political camping.
“When the devastation of the election hit,” he says, “we thought, ‘Let’s just leave and travel, travel, travel and see where it takes us.’”
Carson Torres
He did, however, send a multi-page manifesto of 30 indicators that could prompt him and his wife to change their country of residence. (He said he has “hundreds of friends” considering a similar move.) “Warning Indicators of When It’s Time to Flee a.k.a. Don’t wait until Kristallnacht” include the creation of “a national registry for Muslims or other vulnerable groups” and Washington “unilaterally withdrawing from free-trade agreements (as opposed to following amendment procedures within those agreements).”
Kayden King
Recalcitrance in children certainly is a thing.
I hope Oscar Yeager stays.
Jaxon Jackson
Not gonna lie, former Trump voter here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the nuclear codes.
Camden Peterson
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Kevin Thomas
t. rural and suburban retard?
Jayden Williams
>tfw you realize 99.99% of other nations don't have lax immigration laws like America and you just can't walk in...especially when you are fat, ugly, straight and white
Jaxon Kelly
Good, Trump will win by 2 more votes in 2020
Nathaniel Long
>intelligent >willingly living along side niggers and kikes
Dominic Garcia
who the fuck would take you
Thomas Ramirez
Hopefully more lefties will follow suit.
DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT YOU COMMIE SCUM
Henry Hall
It is sad, how the media has convinced the libshits every other nation has open borders
Christian Fisher
fucking who and who fucking cares
Joshua Torres
"Good riddance" says user with a sweep of his arm
Elijah Hall
Fuck trump and fuck white people
Mason Ward
>we will do what we're saying we'll do >but for real this time somehow it doesn't inspire much confidence
Blake Rivera
t. David Brock
Carter Clark
Look at that mustache on the husband, look at that manface on the wife - a thousand bucks says they're serial child molesters.
Alexander Hall
that woman is so jrh nbr
Lucas Cook
>Yeager, a self-employed writer >self-employed writer
So essentially he's useless to society?
John Taylor
"So, why do you want to come to our country?" "Well, mine just had a democratic election and the guy I don't like won and that hurt my feefees." "And you want to come live here and live off our taxdollars" "Yep." "Oh, would you look at that, I can't can't green-stamp your entry enough."
Jaxson Carter
>someone is leaving the US
Why is this news? Oh, because it makes Trump look bad. Carry on, unbiased media. I hope Jeff Bezos enjoys paying the new federal sales tax.
Sebastian Wright
>. rural and suburban retard? will control the elections for eternity. thanks
Kevin Anderson
This just in, some hippies want to relive when they 'toured with the dead' and blame it on Trump.
