New movie titled Oceans 8 set to have an all female cast

What could possibly go wrong? Will they blame straight white men again when it fails?

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Rihanna, Mindy Kaling, Awkwafina, Helena Bonham Carter, Anne Hathaway and Sarah Paulson appear in 'Ocean's Eight'


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That cast is downright awful

>Awkwafina
What kind of nigger-tier name is that?

we wuz water bottles n shiettt

man this is going to suck

inb4 rhianna uses her ass to distract a security guard and does some unrealistic spy move

Funnily enough, she's an asian rapper

This is a joke right?

This isn't new, Sup Forums was shitting on it months ago.

eh i still would

They all get caught because they created an event for the robbery on Facebook

I really wouldn't concern myself with anything Hollywood is doing these days

No

Sorry I just saw this

>some nignog named after a bottled water I don't like

Give me another reason not to download this trash

kek
that face of keeping your mouth shut for work
but hating this dumb bitch

Didn't most of those recent SJW flicks flop?

Asian chick will have like 3 lines at most. While the nigress will run her mouth.

>mah diversity

Ghostbusters (2016 film)
Budget $144 million
Box office $229.1 million

no it becomes a politcal stance to go and support

I just now noticed that Vince doesn't move at all it's like someone pasted in a still pic of him

Didn't it cost way more than that?

maybe i went on
wikipedia

That doesn't include advertising budget which was at least another $100 million and box office is gross instead of actual revenue after theaters get their cut, Sony pictures lost tens of millions on that garbage.

I think so when you account for advertising and stuff

This is literally going to be a really bad Lifetime or BET D2TV movie with a presumed AA-budget.

How could anyone in that studio possibly see tainting the Ocean's-series like this specifically as a good idea? Was Ghostbusters not a big enough flop? How am I supposed to believe for a second that these 8 will have chemistry both in-movie and on-set?

>Sony pictures lost tens of millions on that garbage.

good to hear
i hate these type of movies

>Awkwafina?

How could anyone in that studio possibly see tainting the Ocean's-series like this specifically as a good idea?

gay guys or women

Fucking lol

IRL they'd all betray each other and cry

lol at rihanna looking like a typical nigger

Who cares.

so wait did they do this to show viggo, colin, mel and vince just like "ugh"?

Didn't they already do this?

What's the context/source?

He is trying to channel his latent psychic energy to kill her through pure mental exertion. Unfortunately Donald withheld some teachings in fear that his powers would be used incorrectly.

Forgot what awards show and some skank started ranting about trump

Oceans movies weren't that fucking great. This is the crown jewel.

Probably from here

youtube.com/watch?v=k3MKSqUTr-A

WE AQUA FRESH

Good casting calls:
>Rihanna
>Helena Bonham Carter

Ok casting call(s):
>Cate Blanchett

Horrible Casting calls:
>Sandra Bullock
>Mindy Kaling
>Anne Hathaway

Who?
>Awkwafina (water)
>Sarah Paulson (Robert)

No Angelina Jolie?
No Michelle Rodriguez?

Jesus fuck, the casting director needs to be shot.

But whoever came up with this idea needs to be shot.

In real life, there would never be a bad-ass heist crew of only women. It's a retarded SJW fantasy.

Don't forget that the Figg himself even called it a flop and started blaming the original film for "Ruining his reimagining"

What a way to shit on fucking Harold Ramis. No wonder Bill and Dan tried to lowkey steal the spotlight in their cameos. Out of all the parts in that movie I can somewhat recall, I can only remember the original casts little goofy cameo scenes.

Is Rihanna going to supply the crack?

Sounds like a winner, best of luck to the ladies.

Let me know how that turns out.

we meme it as oceans hate

yes

Golden Globes Meryl Streep spent her entire speech bashing Trump that was some of the reactions

Looks like Vince is using his powers correctly to me

It will fail just like the other female cast reboots. Not enough women like this kind of movie and the girls aren't hot enough to attract a large male audience.

Underrated

Oceans 8: Oceans of Menstruation

...

>yfw they have to hire a man to do a part that they can't

Crown jewel of lazy shit, even for an Ocean's flick.

Tbh I thought the first one was fun. Not the best of course but entertaining enough

>Oceans 8

What they couldn't find 3 other actresses?

>Mindy Kaling
Cannot drop fast enough

Not ones that would attach themselves to a movie that failed before it took off

>i wonder who's going to be the token nigger?

Cast is okay except Dindnuffiness, Meximindy and Awkwawut. Add three white men instead of these and the film becomes watchable.

Fuck. Must suck working for (((them)))

harambe jones

could actually be better than ghostbusters: despite all their virtue signalling it will still be done by european women

I have to wonder if some of them don't even believe that shit themselves they're just afraid to say anything counter to the flow for fear of never working again.

>asian rappers

Mexican Intellectuals

it'll flop

>I have to wonder if some of them don't even believe that shit themselves they're just afraid to say anything counter to the flow for fear of never working again.

Did you think any of the broads in that cast would ever work again?

Be honest.

I didn't mean just the cast of oceans 8 I meant some of the Hollywood celebrities in general.

Look what happened to Mel Gibson when he crossed them and not everyone has his money or pull

At least it's got Cate Blanchett. Still, I'd rather watch my own conception.

>Spin-off of the Oceans trilogy with an all female cast

WHY

>I didn't mean just the cast of oceans 8

I did.
Might as well call it Menopause 8.

>Sandra bullock nice, she's reprising her role, it's probably gonna be good.
>Cate Blanchett, Rihanna, Mindy Kaling, Awkwafina, Helena Bonham Carter Sarah Paulson
>It's going to be absolute garbage.
>Anne Hathaway
>you almost had me.

She actually an Asian nigger.

Kek

>Not waiting another 40 years before remaking the remake
>Not hiring unknowns for your entire main cast
Its like they want to lose money

>
Horrible Casting calls:
>Sandra Bullock
>Anne Hathaway
Only two decent enough to might convince me to watch it.

>No Angelina Jolie?
>No Michelle Rodriguez?
What the hell is wrong with you?

> Sandra Bullock would
> Cape Blanchett never heard of her
> Rihhana fuck off
> Mindy Making never heard of her
> Awkwaffwaffa they've cast the capital of Ethiopia? Seriously who the fuck is that?
> Helena Bonham Carter actually know her, meh
> Anne Hathaway would
> Sarah Paulson never heard of her. But I probably would. Sarah's are usually cute.

As for the movie. Of course I won't see it. I'm boycotting all Hollywood movies because the elite there don't believe in democracy.

(((Hollywood Reporter))) said that they could lose up to $70 million

>She actually an Asian nigger.
>acksually

Most asians outside of asia are niggers.
The More You Know!

question is will this do better or worse than the newest ghostbusters?

>tainting the Ocean's-series
Literally became shit after the first Clooney-Pitt remake, there's nothing to taint at this point

Didn't the kikes learn anything from last year's Ghostbusters reboot?

Denzel is a nigger and a leftist shit

>Anne Hathaway would
She's a Jew and an ugly one at that
Also she's the token SJW "bad girl" that the Jews tote around whenever they can
She a shit

A super religious leftist, which is weird

It has a good cast. The movie will do fine.

Sandra Bullock
Anne Hathaway
The normies love these two.

>Rhianna
This will get all the tween and teens and niggers.

Movie will be shit but i expect it to do fine.

Not hard to imagine
Until the end of the Victorian era Globalists were pretty much exclusively religious to the hilt

How hard is it just to come up with their own idea. I don't care if they want to make an all girl action movie, just stop cucking our movies.

>How hard is it just to come up with their own idea

This.
Chicks were always the most creative and inventive half of the species.

What happened?

Diversity means low box office proffits.
Jews are really going all out.

The main problem with an all female cast is that there is no sense of commrodory thats why these movies are set to fail from the start.

I know but she's a dead wringer for my ex and I wouldn't mind screwing her doppelganger.

shhh let them fail

I'd hit that family

Oh fucking well.
If it's a good movie, it's a good movie.
if it crashes and burns, we get to laugh at it for trying to ride the feminist wheel chair for virtue signaling.

Fuck.
Oceans 11 is one of my favorite movies. The sequels were pretty fun, too.

HELLO DANKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

HER NAME WAS SARAH PAULSON

Aren't those movies supposed to be funny?

I'VE COME TO CHIMP WITH YOU AGAIN

This shit needs to stop. Here's why. Women don't band together like men. They aren't "buddies" or "bros" like guys. It's forced and feels forced and even libtards can feel the cringe.

This will flop just like Ghostbusters: The Re-Menstruating

Yeah, they've actually got famous people this time.

I'll chop out one of my nuts if Rihanna doesn't, as one user said, basically use her sex appeal to take advantage of a guard or someone else important at some point and doesn't completely overact and try to outedge everyone else the entirety of the movie.

>Wimenz are underrepresented in Jewwood movies these days guyz
>Lets take a traditional male dominated franchise and womanize it
>Soft reboots are SO FUCKING HOT right now
>Hey, look at these fucking Ocean's 11 movies
>Great plan. Fucking men.
>Let's trot out all the tropes
>Hey guys, wimmenz make 78 cents on teh dollar for what MEN make.
>And these CHICKS are gonna be stealing money from the "house" (probably a dirty white man)
>11 * .78 = 8.5
>round down
>Ocean's 8

Kill me now

> asian rappers
> mexican intellectuals
> indian hygienists
> ?