How do you hold your utensils? You can tell alot about the person this way.
If you hold it like pic related, hamfisted, you are likely from a rural area with little or no influence beyond it and know little about the world. You are most likely white and have simple views.
If you hold your utensils with etiquette, you are likely from a city, which are known for military, commerce and education. If you are not in those you are still likely to have been strongly influenced by them in someway, family members or socially, but have lived mostly around the city. The military teaches you dining etiquette as discipline where commerce influences you on class structure to make buisness. Your views then are much more broad with detail in some areas and in this sense, lean towards liberal ideologies and not necessarily think in black or white terms.
Next time you are at a restaurant with others check things out.
Like I hold a pen only higher (halfway) What am I?
Charles Nguyen
i eat with my hands bro
Christopher Wilson
I thought Finns eat with a knife
Eli Gonzalez
Your lamb curry is the shit.
Asians have a system probably similar to mine.
Levi Nelson
I do it like that
ps:
I'm not an autist who has time to watch how others hold their utensils while I eat
Asher Collins
Got to have toed to me or they fall to the roof
Whenever I have a buninngs snag I always squeeze the bread hard as fuck
Matthew Rivera
I didn't understand anything you said
Robert Nguyen
like a faggot
Oliver Myers
Do you use the gay reverse edition of that to hold the food while cutting? Or do you stab it like a man
Adam Fisher
SPEAK
AMERICAN
Camden Wilson
Do people actually hold their cutlery like that in burgerland? Or is this just some meme?
Robert Ross
Like pic related ? I do like pic related ye
Nolan Green
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Ryder Taylor
I hold my fork like a pen, but with my index finger pressed against the back of the fork.
Ideal combo of power and precision. Manners be damned.
Jason Allen
Wtf am I reading
John Martinez
What retarded nonsense are you on?
Jonathan Thomas
my cousin does. only person I've seen do it though.
Benjamin Thompson
>sig Get that fucking kraut shit out of here. SAD!
Carson Johnson
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Nolan Jones
I hold it between my index finger and the knuckle of my middle finger.
I don't know what the whole point of this thread is. Eating etiquette is fucking stupid no matter how you try to present it. I still show it because it's the habits I picked up from my family, but if someone tried to make not slouch or remove my elbows from the table when it's not their property it's an immediate dislike.
John Rodriguez
I hold pens and forks the most fucked up way possible, suits my autism
Daniel Hill
>power and precision
You should kill your food before trying to eat it
Elijah Howard
WHO /fork right hand knife left hand/ HERE???
Aiden Taylor
Pic related, every other way is degenerate desu.
Anthony Gutierrez
>What am I? A denbt monkey. Holding your fork any other way will not change that.
Adrian Nelson
BROTHER
Lincoln Lopez
I usually like burger food but this look absolutely disgusting.
pic related is what you should show as american food pls. not weird meat/fish/red wine stuff
Cooper Nguyen
What did he mean by this?
Brody Lopez
bobby dazzler, rip her tight
James Miller
Isn't it normal for a right handed ? I do it like that too
Jayden Hughes
I've seen a family of them when I went to a habachi grill. Only the male's did it and they all ordered mt dew and talked funny.
Sebastian Barnes
Hold fork like that. Knife with etiquette unless I'm eating without a fork.
Asher Smith
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Ayden Rivera
I eat with my hands like a murderer. I like to feel my food before I eat it.
Cooper Thompson
you ever try grabbing a single pea with a fork?
requires precision
the slightest deviation from the center and it'll shoot into your mom's cleavage
Samuel Gomez
>The military teaches you dining etiquette as discipline where commerce influences you on class structure to make buisness. >buisness You must be from a rural area OP
Joseph Gomez
I actually switch fork to left to cut and switch back to right to eat
Jaxson Reyes
Nice proxy
Nolan Jenkins
i don't use forks because i'm not a faggot baby
Jacob Foster
Everyone but amerifats do that, they just use their hamfists to shovel it in
Nah, knife is '''meant''' to be in the right hand to make it easier to cut shit.
Leo Jenkins
Too right cobber
Zachary Reed
larrikin snags, cobber looks like a drongo
John Hughes
This is the only reasonable way to hold a fork
Evan King
Peas aren't those cartoon rubber balls you shmuck. If you have trouble piercing a pea you need to jack off more often to get some forearm strength back.
Charles Hall
I hold my fork like a pencil I hold my knife like OP's pic
Ayden Fisher
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Joseph Hall
Struth mate, feel 'er up that snag real tight. Whack a bit of dead horse and burnt to fuck onnies on that bad boy and we're cool bananas
Sebastian Clark
What about nignogs that don't know what utensils are?
Grayson Morris
Oh yeah nah yeah cunt, like a proper aussie cunt!
Dylan Price
A
FUCKING
STICK
Gavin Jackson
I hold fork in a left hand.
Juan Mitchell
Am I doing it right?
Jonathan Evans
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Elijah Williams
>you are likely from a city, which is known for degeneracy, failed lives, double think, and low iq's....
Ethan Lopez
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Aiden White
Hell yes, my family has given me shit for it before telling me it is weird. They hold fork in left hand, knife in right, and then swap the fork to the right hand to put it in their mouth. Fucking stupid
Logan Cooper
>tfw you realize your MBT has a german gun
Wyatt Foster
savs and snags are proper tuckshop tucker.
Joseph Morris
>not cutting everything down before proceeding with switching
Kayden Hughes
Some of our best tasting food isn't pretty. I can't think of a single Cajun dish that looks nice. Example crawfish etouffee, seafood gumbo looks even more disgusting.
Connor Lopez
ENGLISH. DO YOU SPEAK?
Joseph Gutierrez
>cool bananas That's the only one I don't believe
Brody Johnson
I eat peas with a spoon my ladm8
Also last time I eat pea i was 12
Xavier Gray
I thought peas were Haram in France?
Asher Young
Not a proxy Matter of fact i'm muslim ;°)
Jason Perry
???
>lobster tail and steak >baked potatoes with cheese and bacon >disgusting
Your pic is fine too but wtf?
Blake Clark
Didn't know that
Ayden Murphy
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Jaxson Adams
I don't use utensils.
Jose Bennett
He's saying that the fork is pointed towards him as he digs into a piece of food. He's probably has cerebral palsy and has to lift the fork up and over his mouth like feeding baby bird or else it falls back onto the plate or floor, judging by the fall through roof reference.
Brayden Brown
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Jace Williams
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Tyler Robinson
I'm right handed and I put my fork in my left hand, and cut with a knife in my right hand
My parents used to hound me constantly for not setting down the knife and switching the fork back to my right hand before taking a bite, they said it was bad manners
John Walker
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Ian Nguyen
not a sea food/red wine fan TBQFHM8
Jackson Murphy
actually, the american way is knife in right hand fork in left hand, cut the food, switch fork back to right hand to eat it.
the everyone else way is to just keep the fork in left hand and turn it upside-down
Jayden Miller
the only time i switch is if im eating something annoying like peas or rice or mashed potatoes
Gabriel Lee
Yeah no shit.
Your parents don't want you to go out in public and eat like a retarded sexual harassment.
Kevin Myers
Nigger
Noah Thomas
Are you not supposed to mix red wine and sea food? I'm not cultured enough to know that
Either way I don't think "disgusting" is the word for it, maybe "suboptimal" ?
Unless you mean that you don't like sea food OR red wine, you find them both disgusting
I don't understand that but you wouldn't be the first person I've met who doesn't eat any seafood at all
Sebastian Gomez
lol
Landon White
>american way nigga what ive never done that, i just cut with my left hand while my right holds the fork
Mason Parker
huehuehuehue
Juan Barnes
So it's not just my parents then?
Huh, never met anybody else who commented on it
Oliver Howard
I hold my utensils ham fisted, I grunt loudly and try to ensure the sounds that I make are louder than the conversation going on at the table, stare daggers at those around me, shield my plate with my arm and behave very predatorial with my food and the food on the serving plates.
If you don't do this you come off as weak and effeminate.
Aiden Hughes
i've read a few "dining etiquette guides". it mentions the difference
Noah Rogers
I am rural but I hold my utensils with etiquette. I break my bread as well. I hold fork with my left and knife with my right hand, but I'm left handed so don't use me for any kind of reference, I have never lived in a trailer but I do drive a truck. I don't eat Chinese food with chopsticks even though I can use them just fine- plastic fork and knife only with Chinese food, feels/ tastes weird eating Chinese with metal utensils.
Easton James
I love red wine, but yes maybe it's "supotimal" to mix red wine and sea food. I'd rather dring white wine with sea food and red with meat. I only like fish in sea food, I always gag when offered molluscs, crustaceans or sea plants
Asher Walker
You should also ensure that you eat the most out of everyone and be the first one to finish eating.
Jacob Barnes
this is a firm prerequisite to be considered a civilized person
Eli Carter
So you don't combine sea food with meat in France? It's not common here but sometimes we do, in which case we would be unable to properly pair a wine with such a meal by the standards of white-seafood, red-meat
Of course I don't like drinking anything but water with my meals anyway, otherwise I feel dehydrated. Wine in general makes me feel dehydrated also, so I only drink it after having lots of water first.
Aaron Adams
I bet your patents know dining rules and one of them is likely above factory work or some military, hence the influence upon you. You are likely not from a generation of farmers but moved to some part known for it at one time in the past 50 years. Congrats, you're suburb.
Hudson Flores
Your practices regarding Chinese food are top tier OCD/autism my friend