Germans trying to meme (((Schulz))) into office

>German leftists trying to meme (((Schulz))) into office, and they suck at it
Loot at this fucking cancer!! They're even calling him 'Godchancellor'.

AfD BTFO!

youtube.com/watch?v=VE-VgwZXj9Y

reddit.com/r/the_schulz/

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I know and it pisses me off so hard that they steal all the nice trump memes

Jesus fuck that's a shit meme. lol.

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This guy is so uncharismatic Germany deserves him as leader. We need a common enemy, ever since Clinton lost we hadn't had the same unity we used to.

>"Kek Schulz Gottkanzler"

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Why can't the left make any good memes

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are the major news outlets trying to push this as a national phenomenon yet?

>Unity
aren't all the liberals and the media in your country completely chimping out at the moment?

not yet, but I guarantee you it won`t take long after the video you posted

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pls stop it fucking hurts

I rarther would have merkel win knowing he is a male version of her

Will this ride ever end?
German media is probably worse than the American one.

Are we for or against this?

Getting shulz into office will be the final death knell for germany and allow the rise of the fourth reich.

I just read about it in several German newspapers. This is like the poor man's version of MAGA and it's ridiculous.
I'm not even one of the from the reality disconnected "muh Joos" Trumpists, it's just sad to see they're trying to literally emulate what happened here just to meme him up. That won't ever work, they're just university lefties without any momentum or approval.

This.

Fucking heretics.

This is 9gag tier appropriation

reddit/r/de is one of the most cancerous places on the internet

their jokes are shit, their memes are shit, even their "board culture" is totally shit and reflects perfectly their mindsetting

absolutely disgusting

Eine pathetische Selbstinszenierung. Würde mich nicht wundern wenn der Geier es selbst finanziert.

This.

Once it's tried, a memetic weapon loses its surprise effect. Whatever comes later is dull, unless a new concept is born

Memes born on Sup Forums are top-notch but as the game of telephone goes on, it's turned to shit as normies lay their hands on it. Normie versions lack shock value and impact because they aren't born in a chaotic and amoral environment. Nor they pass through the screening of a thousand judgemental anons.

Even Madame Merkel is better than this fucker.

I agree even though I hate them both with passion. Do you think he will win?

>next stop Auschwitz

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That explains the Germans defending him yesterday.
REEEEEEE

>Schulz
>Crypto-Jew

Lmao, he is the kikiest kike that ever kiked in the history of kikedom.

And the germans LOVE him for it.

Is there any proofs he ever said that I couldn't find anything while searching

Maybe that's the intention. I see 4 possibilities
1) He is financing this meme campaign because he is a fucking idiot who thinks that this might work because it worked with Trump.
2) Merkel is financing this to make him look even more ridiculous than he already is. Then people might find Madame Bundeskanzlerin still better than him.
3) Retarded lefties try to mimic the memes.
4) A deep subversion strategy by /ourguys/ to make lefties turn away from him because the memes a Trump-a-like.

Is he really that popular back home?

PLZ halp downvoting that YouTube cancer

From what I read on >leddit that was the point

The "Schulz gottkanzler" shit is supposed to be a cringey parody of Trump, they deliberately picked the most boring Eurocrat fuck imaginable to achieve that goal. They know he won't win, because Germans don't rally behind single personalities the same way Americans do (post WW2 education made sure it never happens again). They also enjoy their stability, hence Merkel will likely win again.

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It's 3. you don't have to be a genius to see that it is 3.

They tried hard to stop our memes and they failed.

Then they tried to outmeme us and they failed.

Now they're trying to steal our memes.

What worthless shits.

>literally the kikest of the kikes
>they trying to paint him as european Trump

please tell me this cant work

I mean board unity

hmmm

spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/martin-schulz-reddit-kult-um-den-spd-kandidaten-a-1132438.html
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I don't think this will last. Newspaper recognition kills memes.

He's supposed to be the anti-Trump, in everything from personality to politics.

SPD went from 20% to 25% immediately. That should tell you everything. SPD should have dropped to 0.000000000% with this clown as chancellor candidate. People think he is the saviour of the SPD and a true alternative to Merkel. It's really frightening.

I like him better than merkel though. will probably vote for him

Low IQ correlates with the ability to make top memes, that's why leftists can't meme.

what about /our girl/

inb4
>Putin invites Merkel for a visit
>Trump invites Schulz for a visit
>both die in tragic plane crashes
>Frauke and Marine restore Frankish Empire
>Marion crowned as God Empress
>glorious crusade through the Middle East
>Israel turns Muslims into Kippas
>Trump has Muslims build Wall
>Putin hunts Muslims topless on a bear
>Marion fucks the Saudis with a strapon
Best timeline.

That's the first article I read about it. I'm pretty used to SPON's try hard shilling, but this is just getting out of hand.

>Voting for a leftist KIKE that will plunge GER into the bottomless pit.
Just off yourself, Poland needs a wall.

Don't worry lad's

Repeat with me

BACKFIRED!

Our memes have safeguards to avoid being used against us .

SPIEGEL already has an article about the INTERNET SCHULZ HYPE

spiegel.de/netzwelt/netzpolitik/martin-schulz-reddit-kult-um-den-spd-kandidaten-a-1132438.html

Is this what a 30 trillion dollar investigation in memetic warfare gets you? God Almighty. Hey, I got your memes right here, asshole

what gender is xe?

It's euphoria after Gabriel was dropped. They could have put anyone there and the spd would have gained a bit.

Because nobody yet really knows him and at first glance he looks inoffensive they got 5%.
But the party still stayed the same the other guys are all the same.
When Schulz gets challenged on the intellectual farts he lets out of his mouth the spd will drop again.

It' like when the HSV gets a new coach every half season, the win 2-3 matches but then still end the season as one of the worst.

The three laws of Memetics

At this point I wouldn't doubt the German leftists advocating the Jews gassing 6 million Germans as reparations. They're basically achieving that with refugees.

all woman

Literally the only things I know about Schulz is the jew quote and that half the videos of Farage I see seem to involve him getting barraged at least once.

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Because they are lawful evil and not chaotic good

Are there any limits to German cuckoldry?

what's it worth to vote afd, if no one talks with them anyway?

what a shit shill, you need more practice

And people I know laughed when I said Meme Wars are a thing now.

Once again to the front lines.

no wonder your nation is going away with such defeatist attitude

noone talks with them because they dont have enough votes - like yours

This make me sad. Let the bodies pile up they deserve it.

Not really. Staatsfernsehen trying to pushen Propaganda again

Even if one is to assume that Israel is a perfect country that can do no wrong that is a bizarre statement to make.

>Asking Germans to make memes.

Yeah how about we just keep them building space rockets and leave the memes to the experts.

Ahmed English teacher is for learning not for raping! Bad Ahmed Bad!

Dear Krauts, daily the remember that this is your Schultz: a socialist cuck that got buttblasted after being called a Nazi Kapo by a corrupt italian whoremonger.

youtube.com/watch?v=jOQOSwgoQeE

Why is he not shopped onto a Tzeentchian jewbird?

Why don't you want to meme her user?

I can't believe that people that once united against (((them))) on all posts will not only tolerate this again but elect one of them as a chancellor

Ready for some cringe? Yes, yes you are!

youtube.com/watch?v=0rrG3SKT3po

You have to go back.

This is shamefully cringey

Can someone give me a quick rundown on this cuck? He would be the new chancellor if elected yes? How he is compared to Merkel?

I dont tell you tu vote AfD, dumbo. Vote FDP for all I care.

I tell you to not to vote SPD just because you like Schulz more than Merkel. I tell you to not vote SPD period.
SPD is the same as Merkel but worse.
A red red green coalition is what kills Germany and Europe with its incompetence and ostrichism and denial of reality.

If you think Schulz is a nice guy read up on him. He is only in it for himself nothing more.
Just so you know.

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He is a socialdemocrat so:
Worse

>mix of obongo memes and trump memes

I've never seen the left so desperate for success.

Guys, we need to counter this asap. This fucking cryptojew asshole Schulzenberg is worse than Merkel. Let's start with this: the rabbi of South Park looks excactly like Schulz. Can't we make this into a meme?

Go and cry on shoulders of you mummy, subhuman gentile.

Even more worse. He is a total EU sellout running for the SPD. The only difference between the SPD and Die Linke is that the SPD still pretends to be the Workers Party

lmao germans should be erased

youtube.com/watch?v=_3dqUpvbo2k
let's step up the cringe

>Once it's tried, a memetic weapon loses its surprise effect.
You forget one important factor - the language barrier

Sup Forums and /r/the_donald are English language Internet boards visited primairy by Americans. So the joke might be old and busted for American and other English-speaking audiences, but chances are the average German who doesn't give a fuck about American politics never saw a pepe or MAGA caps in his life.

This is why I laugh at all the fruitless attempts to meme the likes of Marine Le Pen and Frauke into their respective offices on English boards using English memes supplied by news articles from British tabloids. Maybe if the average Murrikan wasn't a monolingual tard you'd have some degree of success, but as it stands I sooner see the retarded Schulz meme succeeding, since it's run by actual German people who know what speaks best to the souls of their fellow countrymen.

Goyim are oppressed by Jew masterminds, cry me a river, subhuman gentile.

>Believes Germany had a clean voting since WW2
Kek

You have got to be using a proxy.

FFS COULD YOU PLEASE VOTE DOWN ALL THOSE FUCKING SCHULZ MEME YOUTUBE VIDEOS THAT ARE POSTED IN THIS THREAD!

GET YIUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO DO IT TOO, I CANT FUCKING STAND THIS CRINGY SHIT AND THE STOLEN MEMES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Let's counter meme him as a nazi, that would be hilarious.

Yeah, because rightwing memes will work on the ordinary german and not disgust them (irony off)

This would make people vote for him even more

The memes are not on his side because memes are the epitome of political incorrectness. You can't be funny being pc and Schulz loves political corectness. One of his main aspects is social justice.

All the cuckoldry aside, it's interesting how the modern EU is basically what Germany wanted to create after WWI.

You forgot to switch your proxy shlomo

Und dann ausgerechnet auf ((reddit)), der seite ohne eigene gestalt oder charakter

That was even worse than the video I posted...

>implying its not the jews

kys