Christianbros, what denomination should convert to?

Protestantism: Muh Homo Women Clergy and Rockband Atmosphere
Catholicism: Black Toe Sucking Cuck Pope and Vatican II
Orthodoxy: Allows remarriage + contraception.

At this point I really dont know anymore.

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You should convert to anime and praise weed.

fuck off

How's New Zealand? Is it free?

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wow rude.

Gnosticism.
Do it faggot.

I am a catholic sedevacantist like mel gibson

There's nothing wrong with remarriage and contraception.

you have much to learn

explain yourself charles.. how does that change the toe sucking pope?

Just Christian. Tell everyone that you believe in the Holy Trinity, Jesus Christ is your Lord and savior, and you just want communion with other Christbros. Why complicate things?

>Protestantism: Muh Homo Women Clergy and Rockband Atmosphere
>Calvinism is the most conservative and most academic denomination
youtube.com/user/AominOrg/videos
>Catholicism: Cardinals are likely to elect Cardinal Sarah as the pope. The Vatican has pretty much abandoned their European roots.
>Orthodoxy: Miaphyites, 'nuff said.

Islam

Without a central authority, you get shit like the prosperity gospel, women clergy and pretty much the entire shitshow of protestantism

Eastern orthodox desu

This is what im learning most towards, however it seems that its not entirely "universal" and more of an ethnic thing... i.e if your serb/greek your automatically assumed to be orthodox.

That's what the New Testament is for.

Protestantcucks are nigger-muslim lovers and globalist shills.
Catholic are literally evil, and pope is a cuck.
Orthodoxs... meme christians.

If you want to believe, do it yourself without having to be inside a church or denomination. Don't be a sheep.

we don't see the current pope as legit or past pope's since 1956 and we are very rightwing and hate heresy and modernism check it out
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sedevacantism

Calvanism has only been around for 500 years senpai. Not to mention it has split numerous times everytime someone has a differing opinion.

Yeah but it's the only denomination that makes any logical sense.

>Orthodoxy: Allows remarriage + contraception.

Only if a priest feels that someone's salvation is at stake if they don't. Which is rare.

Remarriage is only allowed in certain circumstances and always requires the bishop's permission.

Oriental Orthodox (Coptic, Syriac, Ethiopian, etc) are Miaphysites, not Eastern Orthodox (Greek, Russian, etc)

This whole "Im the sole authority" meme is why Christianity is so weak and lacking these days. Everyone is their own pope deciding their own rules and what is scriptual.

That's an assumption. In the US at least that isn't true. Nearly half of American Orthodox are Western converts.

I have alien 3 to thank for me finding out about calvanism cause the prisoners were calvanist's

Explain why are they not considered the same james

>God predestines people for hell
>people have no free will
>makes sense

t. Grew up Calvinist, because Orthodox

The Orientals split from the Eastern Orthodox (and most of the rest of Chrisrendom) after the 4th Ecumenical Council because they could not accept the dual natures of Christ.

Maronite catholicism

*became Orthodox

aren't they the Syrian kind

Eastern Catholicism is an example of Catholics literally not giving a shit what you believe, as long as you submit to the Pope.

This attitude is responsible for much of what's wrong in the Catholic Church.

It makes complete sense. Infinite good and free will are memes.

>Protestantism: Muh Homo Women Clergy

Not here.

Our Calvinists and Lutherans are based af

Because it's biblical. Calvinism is not.

NON DENOMINATIONAL CHRISTIANITY BASED IN THE NEW TESTAMENT

there is no other type of Christianity

christ is weak bro all hail lucifer

without free will there is no love

If you are based on the New Testament, you cannot be non-denominational.

Reminder there was no Bible in the 1st century and all teaching was based on apostolic tradition.

im already an orthodox but i was considering joining the masons or some shit, isnt that the actual biggest redpill?

>>God predestines people for hell
You pretty much misunderstood predestination.

>>people have no free will
People do have free will, but not enough power to accept Jesus' sacrifice without faith

The Bible is wrong sometimes.

I don't follow.

I keep saying this ffs

The whole "Im the sole authority" meme is why Christianity is so weak and lacking these days.

Everyone is their own spiritual authority deciding their own rules and what is scriptual. Thats why anyone can interepret the bible the way they want and come up with things like "The bible actually says gay marraige is good!" "The bible encourages smoking weed!" etc. You can't cherry pick verses just to suit yourself.

Joining the masons is forbidden and you will be excommunicated.

Church of England. We don't give a fuck what you do as long as you believe and don't be a dick.

You aren't expected at church. When you come we have hymns but no happy clappy bullshit. There's no false idols or rich gold trapping that show greed.

Protestantism is a revivalist movement. The reformers viewed the church(or in modern terms: Roman Catholic church) as corrupted in both theology and politically, so they tried to restore it.
People like John Calvin noticed the dogma of double predestination in works found in St.Augustine, St.Paul, and Moses.(St.Athanasius, i assume). He believed only God can call His sheep through His will, not our own.

>Not to mention it has split numerous times everytime someone has a differing opinion.
Most of those began by cultural differences. E.G. We can observe it liberalism in Catholicism, likewise that's how denominational divisions in every sect occur. Cultural before theological.

You're always welcome to become enlightened.

Calvinism teaches that God predestines some to heaven and some to hell, because his authority is supreme. Human will cannot override God's supreme sovereignty.

Calvinism is heresy.

>fag marriage
>female clergy
>Christian

No

Church of England??? CHURCH OF ENGLAND!!?!?!! HAHAHAHA...get the fuck out of here with your married homosexual priests, remarriage at will and abortion.

He sounds awesome.

Try atheism

Find or start a church that actuallyfollows the bible.

Also, there's nothing about contraception in the bible.

>Church of England
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Church of England considering plans to drop celibacy question for gay priests
christiantimes.com/article/church-of-england-considering-plans-to-drop-celibacy-question-for-gay-priests/70612.htm

CoE is heresy m8

They teach it there that predestination means that the Lord predestinates everyone who has faith in his only Son and accepts his sacrifice, is predestinated to salvation.

but the masons require you to be of christian religion dont they?

Orthodoxy doesn't allow contraception and there's nothing anti-Christian about remarriage.

Technically Catholics allow remarriage too, they just have to find an excuse to have the marriage annulled.

Orthodoxy is the least pozzed by far, but at the end of the day it's still about being a slave worshiping a dead jew on a stick

Why don't you try and revive Arianism?

If you want hardcore Christianity where just about everything which isn't work or prayer is either expressly prohibited or frowned upon, try Old Believers.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Believers

Not sure there are any communities in New Zealand though, and even if there were, they'd be more than reluctant to let an outsider join. Two of my grandparents were Old Believers, and the church folk still viewed me as a sort of mongrel when I expressed interest in the faith.

mein negers

> t. Muslim level Christians.

You polytheism based cucks need to realise you are no better than

>lul you eat pig.

And since God is love, therefore there is no God?

Convert to only realz, atheism

>> they'd be more than reluctant to let an outsider join. Two of my grandparents were Old Believers, and the church folk still viewed me as a sort of mongrel when I expressed interest in the faith.


This automatically writes it off as heretical. Christ established a church that was universal and open to all. Not just to select ethnicities.

Neg. you must simply believe in a "Higher Power."
Speaking as a Scotsman, that typically means NO DIRTY FUCKING PAPES.

No. Thats not whats being discussed here leaf. BTFO to reddit

Plus a (former) bishop of theirs was a literal heretic who denied pretty much all Christian teachings

John Spong

Which amounts to "God decides if you believe in him or not so it's out of your hands whether you did anything of your own agency to deserve what God gives you".
Without free will it's questionable if there's even a "you" there.

Anglican

>muh personal interpretation
>jesus said love your neighbor that means it's okay to be gay or trans, get an abortion or do pretty much anything I want

How are those pro-gay women bishops working out there Bruno?

fuck, this. so much this

>Episcopal Church
>Church of England.

Try again.

Orthodoxy is against both those things you cucked faggot. CONSTANTINOPLE WILL RISE AGAIN NIGGA

As I said, free will is existing, idk who meme'd that it isn't.

>God decides if you believe in him or not so it's out of your hands whether you did anything of your own agency to deserve what God gives you

No. Your belief is not a matter of question.

>Catholicism: Black Toe Sucking Cuck Pope and Vatican II

Still, you should convert to Catholicism.

It is the one true faith.

We survived Rodrigo Borgia, will we survive Jorge Bergoglio.

Good popes will return.

>Thread is full of cucks who don't realise they are just white Muslims.
>Muh holy book says that women need to be kept down.
>Banning abortion is more important than updating with the times!

Old testament is Jewish you know?

I was Baptised Catholic. Did holy communion, confirmation etc etc

Should I be bothered to convert to something else? I don't like Francis.

come in the arms of the holy roman church brother

OP is a faggot and his gay god crafted him in his own image. Throw yourself down a well and ask him yourself.

Sedevacantism

The Greek one isn't about ethnicity hence you can find it in most abroad countries.

The Serb one is,it was in fact it was created to crown a KANG to Emperor because the Pope did not want and Byzantine was to butblasted to do it.

The Russian one had a shitload paganism in it before Peter the Great did a crackdown on it,now it's just not the same.

So if you do chose Orthodoxy,chose the Greek one.But don't let the memes fool ya.

>But don't let the memes fool ya.


What does he mean by this?

>Orthodoxy: Allows remarriage + contraception.
Well yeah, but the circumstances must be right for you to be able to divorce, let alone remarry. It's definitely not taken lightly. And contraception is neither allowed nor banned, as the Church rarely agrees to introduce new banns, so it's still very much up for debate. The main argument for is that sex between husband and wife deepens their bond and allows them to be intimate, even at times when having children might not be possible, for some reason.

You misunderstand how it works, you don't pick and chose which one you belong it, that's heretical. You are Orthodox, nothing more, nothing less, in the context of the Church. In general, you just belong to the Church physically closes to you, but naturally the clergy has understanding for preference in language or tradition.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyletism

>The Serb one is,it was in fact it was created to crown a KANG to Emperor because the Pope did not want and Byzantine was to butblasted to do it.
While this is true to some degree, it must also be acknowledged that the concept of autocephaly has existed for long before that, like in how it works/worked with the Pentarchy.

>The Russian one had a shitload paganism in it before Peter the Great did a crackdown on it,now it's just not the same.
The Serbian ones has actually got more Slavic pagan influences than the Russian, just look at our Slava and Badnje veče. And the only thing that Peter did was to replace the (or rather not appoint a new) Patriach for a council of Church bureaucrats.

t. diaspora Serb who regularly goes to Church.

I mean that you have to pay the priests to do shit here,which is why they operate so well.They also dodge taxation here because they are doing divinity.

It is also forbidden to forcefully convert somebody in Orthodoxy,unlike in Catholicsm where it basically tells you to convert everyone.

The whole "based" thing comes because mostly
slavshits do it.

Poland is 98% Catholic,who are now led by a nigger feet kissing pope,and are still "based"


Just because you switch to something does not mean it will become based.In fact if you tell somebody the shit you tell them on Sup Forums in your leftist country it does not matter if he is Orthodox or Catholic he will still look at you as a sinner.

Theology wise the only major difference i think of is that in Orthodoxy Jesus is considered just as the Son of God,while in Catholicizm he is the God.A lot of Orthodox branches also follow the Old Calendar as well,but since i recommended the Greek one you don't have to worry they don't.

Last but not least the Patriarch does not hold a candle of power the Pope should hold ,as he is not an image of God on earth.

Orthodoxy or Calvinism.

It has more Paganic influence now,because like i said a crackdown was done.

Also the Slava and those influences are one of the major reasons why i recommended he sticks to the Greek one.

>I mean that you have to pay the priests to do shit here,which is why they operate so well.They also dodge taxation here because they are doing divinity.
Don't Catholics do that as well? Most Christians at least leave money in the Church, but even that is voluntary.

>Theology wise the only major difference i think of is that in Orthodoxy Jesus is considered just as the Son of God,while in Catholicizm he is the God
Mate, Jesus Christ is considered to be God in Orthodox Christianity as well. How do you not know this? He's of three aspect that make up the entirety of God, as in the Father, the SON and the Holy Spirit.

When was last time you partook in a liturgy?

>It has more Paganic influence now,because like i said a crackdown was done.
Are you referring to the internal schism after Patriarch Nikon's reforms, which created the Old Believers? That was long before Peter the Great, and has little to do with pagan influences.

>Also the Slava and those influences are one of the major reasons why i recommended he sticks to the Greek one
But you have to understand that you can't belong to the Greek Church without belonging to the Serbian Church, because they are the same Eastern Orthodox Church. It's just a matter of liturgical language and some differing traditions.

Where I live, we've got two Churches in the radius of between a half hour to an hour long drive, they both formally belong to the Serbian Orthodox Church, because Scandinavia is mostly under our administrations. One of these Churches mostly has the liturgy in Swedish and sometimes other languages such as Greek, this is usually where the Greeks, Georgian, Ethiopians, Syrians and Swedish converts go. The other Church uses Serbian and Church Slavonic, and is mostly populated by Serbs and Russians. But the thing is, people are free to pick and choose as they want, sometimes Slavs go to the first one, sometimes Swedes go to the second one.

Like I said, you should, strictly speaking, go the Church physically closest to you, but the Clergy naturally understands and respects cultural and linguistic preferences.

The whole point is, OP, if you are interested in Orthodox Christianity, you should go to your nearest Church and speak to the people there. If the liturgical language is completely in Slavic or Greek, you can simply ask them where the nearest English-speaking one is. It should also be noted that it's by far more common to have the liturgy in the local language, if there isn't a large diaspora community of some kind in that particular area. There's a lot of Americans who are Orthodox on here, don't feel alienated because you're an Anglo, people (who actually go to Church) are always very nice and welcoming to converts, as these are almost certainly of completely sincere faith.

paganism

Catholic or Orthodox are the only real choices. Given the current Pope I'd probably lean Orthodox. The theology of Orthodoxy is very appealing and the Divine Liturgy is top tier

>Orthodoxy: Allows remarriage + contraception.
Nothing wrong with contraception. Remarriage only if spouse is kill or fucks other people.

Coptic here, no we believe in the unity of both the natural and divinity of Christ. On we say one natural it just refers to the unity. Big misconception that was cleared up in the past.

>>Nothing wrong with contraception

The fact that whites have embraced contraception is exactly why blacks and arabs are outbreeding us at a phenomenal rate.

Contraception has been invented since the egyptians used pig skins as condoms.Stop using the old testament you retard.When you go to heaven you'll be considered as a Jew since Jews use the old testament only.God created men and women as equals.Jesus even said to love the sinner but not the sin.He saved the samaritan woman,even though they were enemies at the time.

what has got to do with anything you autist?

There is nothing biblcally wrong with contraception