What does the EU want from the English?

More Euroshekels! 600 gorillion! If Englishbongs do not pay, the EU will not let Nissan cars or Paki London bankers in the EU.

No more nice Euroguys for you, English! Europe first!

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Stop spamming this thread....MOOOOOODS!!!!

So what happens when they tell them to fuckoff?

USA will be buyers after we face fuck Mexico

How the fuck? The EU owes billions to the UK.

Make them pay.

fuck off germistan.

stop spamming this same fucking thread over and over.

we're going to be free.
you're going to pay for it.
I don't even care if europoors are in slums after we leave.

now go back to taking that arab cock in your ass ahmed and let the first world countries make the threads pls.

Trump should've banned Germany too.

#BanGermanPosters.

This is like some desperate Chinese running into oncoming traffic and then trying to sue them.

Good luck.

Spamming would be if the content were the same, Easterm European Slavic traitor. Only the picture is the same.

Bongers are leaving the EU and Germany's gonna pay for it.

Believe me.

English posters are salty as fuck since the negotiations started. I wonder why? Is it backs your hand is so weak, you cannot even credibly bluff?

Serbs are now greatest ally.

Every day the EU becomes more like a cult.

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UK PAY THE BILLS
PAY THE BILLS

germistain pls go

you have merkel.

any discussions is like trying to discuss things with an Alzheimer geriatric spiderweb cunt.

You lads will not be allowed to join up if you do not behave! Remember who your biggest investor and trading partner is, Serb!

CALM DOWN please search the forum next time, the mods have already seen this.......

>wants to leave
>tells others to pay for it

That's not the way it goes, limey.

You'll get my boot up yer arse.
You get your daily salt intake by being a Square headed kraut semen swallower.

>we're going to be free

Don't forget: you're EU forever

>lads

britcuck larping as a hun?

Why don't you want to talk about Brexit? It is politics. what's your problem? The EU says "pay up", so let us see your cards and what May says. If she doesn't want to pay, why even negotiate? Why doesn't she just fucks off after handing in Article 50? Why is Article 50 even needed if you do not want to negotiate? Just close the tunnel and cut the electricity and broadband lines already for fuck's sake.

Literally what?
You can't just demand money, because you want money.
There was nothing in the law to stipulate this.
FUCK, RIGHT, OFF.

You again...

Shouldn't you be getting ready to lose another war or something?

BRIT PAY DENBTS!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UK_rebate

I am Scottish and live in Europe. Down with the English! Scotland needs to be free!

Sure there is. The EU got tons of budgets and projects ahead, Brits should pay 15 percent of them for the next 20 years.

You're making the rest of us north of the border look bad.

Fucking nothing, they will autisticly screech about it and then realise they realistically have no way of backing up these demands so they will either shut up or dig their own grave even deeper

We're out, tough shit, enjoy paying for those "projects" yourselves.

What projects anyways, importing rapefugee's is a hobby for you, not a project, come on Hans, lay off the salt.

kekkles

germany pays for everything they are told to
that's why you're still allowed to exist, silly goy

100 trillion Euro's!

I hate that faggot in picture , he should be jailed

Roads, hospitals, bridges, schools etc. in Poland, Romania and Greece. Better keep the shekels running!

You have my support

Will your parliament still speak English when you have no English speaking members?

I bet you don't even realise why you joined the union in the first place.
Scotland was bankrupt.
And WHEN you go independent you will be bankrupt again.
Simple economics

you have to pay for it, paco

Nobody speaks English in the EU parliament, some speak Americano, but no English.

underrated

Don't forget other highly important EU projects like new cars and pay raises for bureaucrats

>not knowing the EP has interpreters
>not knowing you can talk in any of the official languages of the EU already

>with jewish accent.

>0 debt when splitting from cucked England
>more North sea oil than Norway
>bankrupt
You lads really suck at finance.

>>we're going to be free.
>you're going to pay for it.
Yeah if you were good at making deals you would never have been in this mess in the first place.
lets not forget you made all these deals which apparently are so terrible and disadvantageous for you.

And the fact that you are looking forward to making deals with America shows that.
Because they know you are desperate. Which from the beginning is a bad spot for deals.
And they are a nation so good at making deals they just voted a businessman just on the merit of being a good businessman in their highest office.

They are going to hold you down and fuck you so hard.
And you can't even complain.
Because you complained about the EU and if you then complain about the US it will be obvious who will be the one who is truly at fault.

5 percent of the EU budget goes to admin, it is virtually nothing.

Germany, you are not the US getting the world to throw down embargoes on tiny shitty island states like Cuba. You don't have that weight to throw around, nor do you have the political excuse of "communism" to fall back on.

Jesus, EU is like a wife beating husband

>WHAT you're gonna leave me? No one loves you bitch, how are you gonna live, i buy you everything you should be thanking me but NOOOO you want to leave? fuck you leave then but youll be homeless so whats it gonna be BITCH stay in this nice home i PROVIDE FOR YOU or live on the streets like the filthy whore you are?!?1 I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY -slams door-

The other 95% will be going towards building homes for the rapefugee's I imagine?

The EU has always been a protection racket.
>"Join us or bad things will happen"
>"Oh you want to leave? Ok, sure. Just one thing we gotta do first"
>*breaks your legs and steals wallet*
>"Ok, now you can go"

Doesn't the EU parliament realise that asking for this much will only make EU-BR relations worse and accelerate Brexit? I thought accelerating Brexit was the opposite of what Merkel wanted.

Bailing out failed banks and failed member states.

no embargo needed. We can simply tell the English what they want and if they do not hand it over, 50 percent of their service trade is gone...pufff.

wtf i love serbs now

Oh true, I forgot about that, I guess they split the 95% between rapefugee shelter building and bailing out banks and failed member states then, now I can see where it all goes.

Germany, where di it all go wrong for you?

serious answer?

Unfortunately all "refugee" costs are state costs.

The 95 percent go to agribusiness subsidies, infrastructure, R&D, universities and other unnecessary shit ... but not to admin.

And what is your country going to do to make up for that lost money? Annex Poland?

great strategy! this means it'd be unacceptable to bongs so they'll just say fuck off and turn to the commonwealth, leaving krauts without easy access to a large market

next step bye bye €U so it's win-win for everyone exept krauts, which is the best outcome imaginable

Invading Russia in the winter

>I thought accelerating Brexit was the opposite of what Merkel wanted.
What? No! The EU desperately needs it to happen fast now that it is certain.
It was either stop you or do it as fast as possible.
At this point they want it to be faster.

the timetable already stands, 2 years from Article 50, so March 2019 at the latest.

they don't know what they want, they are scrambling and shitting blood, their plan right now seems to be scorched earth

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I love how you dense EU shills think that we can't just trade with someone else.

How is "Europe" going to enforce that shit, when the brits decide not to pay it.

Already scared you won't have enough cash to pay us? You better figure something up or this whole union is over.

lololol, brexibrexi won't go

>turn to the commonwealth
That is what we want. Europeans hate Pakis, Nigerians and other Commonwealth non-whites. Britistan will take them all in for trade... so we can show Europeans how bad leaving is and also deport non-whites from the EU. Problem solved.

youtube.com/watch?v=XZIDMNWt0Pg

The US will step in and give the bongs the best deals. Meanwhile well troll the fuck outta the EU because trump hates merkunt

You can't, you got nothing to sell except financial services and oil and liquor from Scotland.

So what exactly is stopping them from just saying no and leaving anyway?
War? They have no army.
Economical sanctions? They can't really afford that.

500B ain't shit for the UK...Something's fishy as fuck

You will just ignore the world's largest economy and exclusively trade with aussie mates right?

>oil
>nothing

Don't worry just have May get on her knees to get trump to negotiate on your behalf. Hell get the EU to pay you 600 billion shekels, just like he's getting Mexico to pay for the wall.

Half joking. I'm sure the madman could pull something to crash the Euro with no survivors

D&Q thread

Economic disaster.

My worry is that May seems a bit wishy washy and a bit soft, can we borrow Trump for a few weeks to get our Brexit done and dusted? You can have him back when we're out.

They're playing chicken with the UK.

>implying someone could make them pay.
What are you gonna do EU? Use your army against them? AHAHAHAHAH WW2 should have taught you something.

I don't give a fuck about them, however economically they'll be much better off than what's left of EU; I can't wait for other members to start acting up and demanding ever more concessions, it'll be a shitshow to behold

I also understand why your view of EU is much different to ours, after all you made a pretty penny while less fortunate members, especially those foolish enough to have gotten themselves into the cancerous monetary union, are entering the second decade of constant decline

All of the nigger Germans in this thread. You are wasting your time. We will leave, they will pay. Germans are riddled with refugees and undocumented scum and they will never ever be great again.

Name a single deal Trump has successfully negotiated with the EU.

He admitted himself he once wanted permits and the EU just told him to fuck off and wait at the end of the queue.

SIMPLE solution:

US presents EU with £600B bill for NATO use over years. This amount tabulates all net outflows from US taxpayers to subsidize EU defense.

Not wanting to appear unreasonable, Trump agrees to wipe out £500B in exchange for wiping out UK exit fees.

However, they still owe the £100B which needs to be paid quickly.

Lol, fuck off Hans. No one is paying your extortion. We'll be leaving soon too.

Then poor little germany will be all alone with a memory of how it tried to fuck everyone.

Oh no, its not about getting a deal with you, we don't want deals with you, we just want out.

May is dragging her fet, we should have been out long ago.

>americano
German education

oh yes yes please do it please
but it's too good to be true so it won't happen
plus this
I wish Europe would actually do it and fall apart a few years later after the Brits send a major fuck you and people of other countries vote out of this mad cult.
Fuck EU, I hope Juncker ends up like Gaddafi.

Please, the UK is completely irrelevant for the EU. they aren't really into trade at all, so the EU always considered them a nuisance than an asset.

Why are you so butthurt about the UK leaving then?

There not getting their filthy sassanach hands on ma whisky.

They can fuck right off, the English are not even "English" any more.
visual.ons.gov.uk/what-are-migration-levels-like-in-your-area/

Brent (56% non-UK born), Kensington and Chelsea (55%), Newham (51%), Harrow (51%), and Westminster (50%).

Time to don the wode lads, descend from the highlands to cleanse these fuckers.

Please do. We need to have a reason to abandon NATO, which has dragged us into every single US war without us getting anything back ever.

It'll be easier and cheaper to send the SAS in, exterminate the (((European))) MPs and blow up the building.

We are not.
Our media are but most germans especially on fucking Sup Forums are pro-brexit.

Yet when we voted leave, your butts were so red we could see the glow from the UK...you were anally devestated.

We're not really an exporter but we import a ton which is good for trade and no matter what London, no matter how shitty it is is still the financial capital of Europe.

This but they forgot the UK is the strongest kid in the neighbourhood