T H I C C
T H I C C
Michael Scott
Evan Flores
D I C C
Ryder Taylor
B A L D
Angel Jenkins
...
Liam Hill
The soldier looks like he's noticed and is turning around awkwardly whilst shielding his vision.
Jeremiah Garcia
...
Lincoln Adams
DAT ASS
Landon Barnes
...
David Perez
Mattis: "we hav captured ISIS terorist"
Mattis: "we hav water tortur him for 12 hours but he does not talk"
Pence: "can we use electric tortur pls"
Mattis: "no"
Trump: "how about farter torture"
Mattis: "ok Mr. President we will send for the taco bell"
Trump: *unzips pants*
Evan Martinez
Dat. Ass.