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You are falsely accused of sexual assault by your SJW ex-girlfriend. You turn up to court and the judge is dressed like this.

How do you talk your way out of this one?

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jesus christ

boomers and their jewish masters destroyed this county. all within a single generation.

Identify as female.

The best part of this that the women judge of course doesn't understand is that literally every single one of her cases now have a blatant reason for appeal. She should be disbarred.

Tell her I'm a Muslim and your oppressing my religious beliefs.

Accept the charges, pull my lawyer aside and have him write up an appeal based on the judge's inability to be unbiased in this case.

Pretend I'm gay, and she was raping me all along since she is heterosexual.

I would go to Trump saying that the judge was biased towards women

Can somebody please fire that person? Judges have no political opinion while sitting on the bench, for fuck's sake.

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Every single one is mistrialed because of her bias

Tell her you are a mudslime

You're honor, I have a Sup Forums gold account. Do you even think I could get a girl?

See that's what I imagined but are you or do you know lawyer. Is that for sure possible with that political expression

(((Eckhardt))) is this real btw? They're not allowed to do that!!!

All wymmen are feminists so youre fucked anyway!

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Any update on this story, Has she been fired yet?

>How do you talk your way out of this one?

I recite passages from scripture to exercise this demon out of the court room.

Is that real?!?!?!! I thought it was a shoop.

The next time this loony broad sets foot in a courtroom it'll be for her involuntary psychiatric commitment hearing.

Well since I'm the niggest nigger that ever nigged I would turn this into the biggest racial hate crime in the history of the USA by full blown exaggeration. I, as an oppressed black man, that was kept as nothing more than a fetish bull for sex is now being jailed because my ex gf wants to settle down with a white ATM machine and the judge is making a political statement of her beliefs with her attire thus gave the strong impression that I was never given a fair and unbiased trial. I would make millions and donate 90% of it to help white people and their oppression against the SJW cult.

>judge fckhardt

looks legit

yeah it's real, unfortunately she's been cleared
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She can't actually be allowed to do this, can she?

Judges should be completely unbiased.

The west has fallen.

Attack the bench please.

Become an homosexual muslim trans-nigger and just walk out of jail.

actually had this happen a few years back

my extremely left wing ex got pissed that i went public on how shitty of a person she was to all my friends, so to shut me up she claimed i raped her.

had to stay quiet til the court date, where the judge instantly became "momma judge" to her as soon as she told her story, pitied her for having to miss school, having to go through such a "hard time", that there are "better guys out there".

luckily my attorney picked up on it, asked to schedule a different date, and eventually she dropped everything cause she knew she couldnt prove it.
so glad i went with an attorney though, even with all the evidence in the world female judges are so damn biased.

i am tired

Claim that the judge is in partial and should recuse herself from the case due to her inherited gender bias and her inability to separate trump from white males.

also call her a hag

It truly feels like the introduction of women into politics slowly decayed the system

it is all a big emotional game for them

>It truly feels like the introduction of women into politics slowly decayed the system

Daily reminder. Women should not be able to vote.

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I would refuse to enter the courtroom until that judge is replaced. Simple as that.

Leap from my seat, rush the bench full speed, and land one thunderous right hook before the bailiff can react. The years in jail would be absolutely worth it.

>ex-girlfriend
>girlfriend

Joke's on you, I never had a girlfriend. I'm safe.