What the fuck is wrong with Albanians?

What the fuck is wrong with Albanians?
Every Albanian I met was part of the mafia. No matter where in the world I was, if I met an Albanian, always assume that he is, because this is actually more likely that way.

There are some Albanians who are not in the Mafia, but then I found out that they were even more fucked up, because they were fucking communists.

WTF is wrong with them?

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Turkey happened

hey bro wanna make big money

i have surgeon in hamburg he pay you 110.000 euros for fresh kidney

all legit bro we use anesthetic and everything, done in 8 hours

why imprison/kill your criminals when you can export them elsewhere and have them siphon money back home and even do occasional wetwork should the need arises.

that was the standard protocol for most socialist regimes.

only difference is Albanians stand out unlike say Yugos or Bulgars or whatever who are probably mistaken for Russians

Also their Mafia is incredibly hard to crack because nobody speaks their language and they all know each other from like 10 generations ago, so you can't plant an informer or undercover cop like you could with say Italian mafia

This. Yugoslav secret police sent criminals outside where they could earn and also do wetwork when needed.

You can arrest Albanians for being Albanians, because everyone is.
The only innocents are communists, but come on. Nobody gives a fuck.

that's more or less what I'm saying. for like 50 years you couldn't leave Albania unless you had government permission. most of the people who left the country were criminals or political dissidents.

that's why an Albanian in Germany is prone to stab you whereas Albania itself is probably safer than most places in Western Europe

just the ottomans doing their thing turning the Balkans into a shithole

If an important Albanian mafioso was arrested, would the mob try to kill him to keep him from talking like the Italian mob does, or do they never talk?

American Albanians are really cool. All they do is smoke Marlboro lights, grow huge beer bellies, and own restaurants. They also don't believe much in Islam bullshit, they even eat pork.

Must be the areas you go to.

thats just stupid, in germany more likely that the diaspora is criminalised to be honest. But the mafia thing is exageration

All I know is that Hamburger Albanians don't get along with Frankfurter Albanians for some reason.

Metropolitan areas?

Hmmmmh...

Now I really wonder if my parents are in the mafia...

Or is it me?

also why do they all look inbred?

Stop being a faggot

Picture is average albanian youth. So what kind of question is that?

everything south-east of Croatia is cancer tier

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>average spanish

albanians/illyrians are white

handel mit es

nice projection ahmed

That guy is not spanish. He obviously has some european admixture. One drop rule.

Because Enver Hoxha is dead. The only leader in history to improve Albania. If he had survived to [current year] he undoubedbly would have contained albanian dispora first of all and secondly probably would have had a eugenics program in check to eradicate undesirables.

Enver Hoxha really BTFO'd the Muslims and the Gays in Albania. Also didn't Jews and hated Israel. BASED AS FUCK.

He is an honorary national socialist as far as I'm concerned.

you are not even spanish and make fun of spain, ungrateful mongol.

Albanians are probably the purest whites in Europe.

Xhaxhi was based, but his policies with the foreign ruined it.

What's your point? You are not even French, and yet, here you are.

>All religion was strictly banned from the country. After the fall of Communism in 1991, nearly all the Jews of Albania emigrated. They left primarily for economic reasons and not because of anti-Semitism. Some 298 Albanian Jews immigrated to Israel, and about 30 others moved to the United States. About a dozen Jews, most of whom were married to non-Jews, chose to remain in Albania.[13]

hahaha

>Our records show that they all emigrated!

We know what they meant by that, now don't we?

Why are these Spanish gentlemen idolising a random Balkan country's flag?

Based Hoxha.


I don't talk shit agains fellow europeans, specially where i live.

They stopped being white 400 years ago user

digits confirm what we already know is true. Even kek likes the man.

I thought OP was probably exagerating as well, until I read the Albanian mafia Wikipedia article. Here are a few highlights on their activity in Britain:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albanian_mafia

Vice squad officers estimate that "Albanians now control more than 75 per cent of the country’s brothels and their operations in London’s Soho alone are worth more than £15 million a year." They are said to be present in every big city in Britain as well as in many smaller ones including Telford and Lancaster, after having fought off rival criminals in turf wars.

Albanian gangsters were also involved in the largest cash robbery in British crime history, the £53 million (about US$92.5 million at the time of the robbery) Securitas heist in 2006.

Albanian mafia in UK is heavily involved in prostitution and together with Turkish mafia control more than 70% of prostitution market in London. In the last few years Albanian mafia was involved more in drug trafficking than in prostitution and they sold more than 500,000 kilos of drugs in London alone."

Another part of the article I found quite shocking, was this highlight on their activity in Israel:

'The Israeli government has confirmed its concern that the Albanian mafia has spread its tentacles in the country's banking system.'

Albanians are so fucking dodgy that they're literally out Jewing the Jewish State.

Like OP said, what the actual fuck is wrong with you people? How on earth does a country of little more than 3 million people export such an enormous amount of criminality across the world?

I don't think it would be at all far fetched to assume that at least 1 in every 10 Albanians is probably involved in international criminal activity.

Seriously, we should ban all Albanians from Britain until we can come up with a better process for vetting you scumbags. I will never trust an Albanian again, not until you lot get your act together.

>albanians moved from one religion to another
>oh no, they are changing colour to brown!

Average Albanian is still whiter than the average American.

what do you mean? they were always like that.
they are a criminal race

Because Hamburg is based af, whereas Cuckfurt..

Tell us more mr. 56%

we are in your mi5 too

be afraid

anecdotal evidence. according to this your point is moot, as I have never personally met an Albanian involved in the mafia. and i've met more albanians than you quite possibly.

leave Albania alone
let them be
how things go they might all be dead in a few years

Albanians also don't mix with other people from balkans, let alone Niggers like the rest of Europe.

most of the ones i know of here in americ are pretty based, only date other albs and for the most part keep to themselves. the ones from the cities are total apes though

are they universally hated wherever they go
I thought we were the ones that hated them the most.

Yeah except he went full MAXIMUM retard and literally dumped so much concrete into the soil to make bunkers he made the entire country uninhabitable

i eat serbs for breakfast

i don't know much about albanians but this place has conditioned me to hate them for some reason. i wish for this to change one day.

That is true... didn't each one cost like 750,000?

No... What the fuck...

Considering the number of the bunkers in Albania, that would mean Albania was rich af.

thats more like it

t. mongol

That's because if he didn't die, war with Jewry was an inevitably.

pretty gay desu

Stfu before kosovars riot again and annex even more of your land betacuck.
You wouldn't do anything even then, subhuman filth.
I want all Serbs banned until they stfu and actually do something.

My roommate is from Albania and he is typical weeb. Checkmate

The guy was a partisan. Kill yourself.

They wasted all the money they ever had into building bunkers, in case someone tried to nuke them and invade them.

I mean, who the hell would try to nuke Albania, they place is already destroyed.

Who the hell came up with this idea, and who the hell let him go through it.

A country of retards ruled by retards, like literally.

my uncle turned the bunker in his backyard into a pool hall

Albanians in Macedonia are pretty chill, they piss off the Macedonians and gypsies but fuck them.

Griechenland, pay up.
Surely not because of you, faggit.

''greece''

No they are not, they are crminals, just yesterday they arrested 20 albos for selling drugs in down town Thessaloniki,

There is high criminality, but it is still exaggerated.

Also, the Serbian Mafia is also very powerful and involved in many networks in western Europe, but they are never mentioned anywhere, which in my opinion makes them a bit more suspicious.

>wikiwand.com/en/Serbian_mafia

not true, bunker was cheap, even cheaper than greek women

Well, my DNA test said I'm not. Probably because there are Albanians from all regions coming here.

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the whole fucking albozergia is just an organ&drugs mafia

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they spent like 100 years in isolation, also who the hell would mix with an albanian, that's like wanting your kid to be born retarded

Me falni, Shqipëria ka bërë 750,000 bunkerët, nuk janë paguar 750,000.

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The problem is you pussies didn't let us remove them.

sell me ur kidney yiannos i pay you 110.000 euro so u can pay germoneys

Probably also why they're the most inbred, sadly.

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we removed you

>gets BTFOd irrecovably
>muh you have to go back
You, for one, have to pay up.
(also checked)

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The Bulgarians and maybe Greeks have more Turk in them than Albanians though.

What a completely retarded statement. Every Albanian is NOT a member of the mafia. Sure, maybe they "claim" to be, but that's because most of those off-the-boaters like the overly dramatized/romantized mafia from movies, both Italian Mafia and "Albanian Mafia" as seen in Taken and other movies.

I have traveled to Germany, sure there are a lot of Albanians in some parts, but a very small % may be mafia/criminals.

Stop being stupid.

Anyhow, hope Trump removes his support so we can push them all in the sea.

No Clintons to stop the Serbs anymore.

No shit, entire NATO descended onto us.
Fine by me though. The entire Europe suffers the mudslimes now.

>Be serb
>Live in germuny
>Get bullied by an albanian
>Make this thread

Ubij se

did u have any houses in kosovo i sell them back to u for cheap bro

The US has a huge military base in Kosovo, it's a big asset to us. Don't be stupid.

>wetwork

Oooh, do you think they were pissing for Donald Trump?

How does anyone not understand this. Enver Hoxha was a legit leader who cared about his people. Because he refused to capitulate, he did put them under extremely hard times, the west and the east was against him, during the fucking cold war. That cost him a lot cause the country is small and he was preoccupying himself with modernizing it within a generation. There was extreme resistance to many of the anti religion laws, literacy laws etc. Enver made the bunkers because he feared he was going to be invaded. Albania was bombed during ww2 and he wanted to make sure everyone had a bunker in that extremely tense political environment.

But compare it with today, you think expensive bunkers dont exist? No, they do, except you, the average american or western european are not provided one. Only the 1% gets one (pic related)

>businessinsider.com/vivos-xpoint-doomsday-shelter-photos-2016-12/#vivos-is-currently-takingreservationsto-lease-a-bunker-and-plans-to-host-tours-once-the-snow-melts-in-march-2017-the-first-tenants-could-move-in-as-early-as-next-summer-12

>He said, unbeknownst that the USA is still helping the Albanian Army.

Do you think it's genetic?

>being this delusional
>g*eek
>oh nvm
TOP KEK

"we" fucking blockheaded shitskins think they defeated Serbia when it was clearly NATO.

why do you even care? you escaped that shithole long ago. why do you want albanians to continue to exist , don't you want us to cure the disease?

No, because if you killed an Albanian, his brother(s) or cousins(s) will want blood(revenge.)

>Albanian Army
there is an Albanian Army?

>No shit, entire NATO descended onto us.

serbian fairy tales.

You got btfo'd from all sides and in the end NATO decide to test new weapons on you

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Nope, sorry. Step it up burgerking, pretty weak baits thus far.

Yeah man.

why didnt serbia call ruskies