I need happenings

I need happenings.

WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HAPPENINGS POL?

I need the happening dopamine rush and the boner I get from shitposting about it.

Holy fuck is it so complicated? I just ask for a BIG happening, nothing much. This is the most boring timeline right now.

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> Most boring timeline

boi have you seen the news

I just see libs crying about trump. Can't get a boner from this boring shit.

Did you just fall out of bed?
latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-stabbing-shooting-hollywood-20170131-story.html

Just be patient

Pressure takes time to build and it is building.
When it goes, it's gonna be a doozy

Look how crazy the left acted when Trump's ban was in affect for just a day
Now the judge has been removed and it's coming back with a vengeance

Happening 8 toninght. Trump and Pence will get assasinated.

Only one dead 'near' CNN. What the fuck isn't this just daily news in America? A nog/spic doin' the thang is no happening. I want at least a massive chimpout.

Wait my brother.
>channel the tension
soon the happenings will pour
>but we must meme for the ultimate.
SO PREPARE YOUR PAUL MEMES
>WE APPROACH THE FINAL HAPPENING.

No more happenings

Trump has brought World Peace

That would make me cum my brains out. Can't wait. Too bad libs are beta nu males incapable of any kind of revolution. Only hope is a nigger. Best scenario is a Muslim.

is it really possible theres nothing fun to do in australia other than shitposting ? really

Do a special ALS ice bucket challenge
youtube.com/watch?v=G-f8r5U0u4o

archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/110300289
>‘How scared should we be? How close are we to the edge of the cliff?’ And I tell them: We’re already falling off the cliff,” Johnson said. “It’s happening

here, the world is flat, everything is a 2d hologram
the independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/universe-hologram-holographic-evidence-3d-astrophysics-university-of-southampton-a7553766.html

Well one of those alt right faggots shot up a mosque because pussy boi couldn't stop crying about brown people in his safe space and his parents not loving him because he's an autist they caught jerking off to Trump saying he won't change the LGBTQ rights enacted by Obama.

Not the most exciting thing in the world but potential happening brewing in Romania. Ruling party just freed a bunch of corrupt people and huge protests will likely happen this week. Could be nothing but could potentially turn into another ukraine situation

Mass incurable plague in India. Billions dead. I bite my lips in lust just by thinking about it. Spicy.

fuck right off nigger.

Maybe you should be slaughtered on film so someone can shitpost about you. Fucking faggot.

>Romania currently rioting
>Anthony Weiner brought up on child porn charges
>possible bomb on on Sacremento bridge
>Democrats paying people to literally shitpost for them
>Most boring timeline

kys

>Mass incurable plague in India. Billions dead.
check those integers

>shithole being a shithole
>American city no one gives a shit about
>known pedo being a pedo
>has been like this since May 2016
>yup

>>Anthony Weiner brought up on child porn charges
Link?

He warned you we'd get sick of winning.