Well?

Well?

Sitting like that is practically an invitation

I'm no criminal, I walk on.
Of course, I'm not so nice that I'd call help for her, or anything.

>my dick when

I'd tell my black friend to come and culturally enrich her

OP, we know you're some kind of reporter trying to get proof that Sup Forums is a hive of human scum

so this is why muslims pray gender segregate

go home and watch anime?

Feed her eggs

Creepshot then help her out of the forest. I'm no saint but I'm also no nigger.

I call OP a faggot and SAGE

Rifle through her bag and find her contacts and planner to figure out a way to coordinate against her bullshit.
Then find somewhere safe to dump her, like one of her friends. Maybe take her panties to put some paranoia in her too.

Well she can't be raped because rape is illegal

Take her back to my place for a good night's sleep. In the morning feed her eggs

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shut up all people, I am expert
it is impossible to pass out in that position when drunk, she would roll on one of her sides

beta I am, I would probably make her eat all the eggs

> A Jewess hypnotizes a symbolic representation of America

I help her back to her dorm. It's february in Norway. She would die of hypothermia if just left there.

Also, she should wear more clothes when it's that cold outside.

take all of her clothes and possessions. leave her a gun

Cocks, not glocks.

Keep walking

This is why I'm here.

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Anarchist sex

Would not rape her, obvious CNN correspondant. That's what Muslim immigrants do. I'd see if she's alive, maybe call the cops. Call her a Communist bitch and smile as the EMTs help her get her head out of her ass.

baptize her
tattoo small cross on her chest

>Marxist
>Banned guns
What part of "arm the proletariat" did you not understand

Take a pic and be on my way.

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>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's ok.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.

I seize her means of production.

This is the only correct answer

What the hell am I doin' in the woods?

turn 360 degrees and walk away

Top kek

I'd probably just take her panties, skirt, and wallet. She'll be so concerned about the fact that she might have been raped that she won't notice all the charges on her card until it's much too late.

Fire extinguisher to the head. That oughta cool her down.

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Does she have to eat em?

only one thing to do.
take her on a helicopter ride.

but you would just walk right to her. Fuckin newfag

Give her eggs, of course.

take a huge fucking dump on her head and move on

bring her to my place, give her a bowl of eggs

bury her up to her neck in an ant hill.

Put gloves (no fingerprints) on shoot her arm full of drugs til she ODs and blame her degenerate lifestyle

How the fuck are you even alive Achmed, don't you have more pressing matters than Sup Forums to worry about like fucking ISIS?

Draw a pepe on her face

Ironic, considering you don't get the reference

drip candle wax on butthole

Id have a quick rundown on that ass

t. mahmoud
>flag checks out

> He can't do the moonwalk

Embarassing.jpg

This. This until its pouring out her ears.

Found the Indian

I'd want to say I'd fuck her but realistically I probably wouldn't because I'm not a mudslime rapefugee savage.

>burger

/Thread

WTF. Are you 11?

This

Underrated

What was it!

Rooting for ya Bashar.

I'd check my map again. Clearly I'm walking in circles.

wut?

Only real choice

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suicide bomb you mean

I turn 360 degrees and walk away

go home and shitpost

kek

GET OUT

>public orthodoxy

well said

A whole bowl of eggs! It is the best cure for hangovers.

Take her somewhere more private. It's the neighborly thing to do, after all.

All of them.

>newfag

Why do newfags gotta be so tryhard

>2 year lurk minimum

I'd have to smell her first then go from there.

>Having a black friend

>put on a mask
>wake her up
>tell her she needs to be more careful where she passes out, you never know who might come along
>point out that if she had a gun she would be able to defend herself from me if needed
>turn and walk away
>say have a nice day

Invitation to carry her home and rescue her from Hypothermia,
then be thanked and worshipped as savior while slowly redpilling her into a functioning member of society, obviously, you raycist fuck

Kek. SOOON user we'll eradicate goatfuckers

>tfw 150 word essay due tomorrow and I can't stop lurking

>not having an emergency nog at your disposal to combat other nogs

The only good communist is a dead one

I Kill Her

Eat some eggs.

All the eggs?

it would be less creepy if u raped her m8

Help her up then culturally enrich her with consent

I came here to post this

call up some sand niggers and let nature take it course.

150 word essay?

>Oh no I have to type a paragraph!

Oh shit. Thanks for the advice.

You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this

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Drag her back to her dorm, befriend her, and try to slowly redpill her.

Sniff her asshole

I'd pick her up and carry her back to dorms. She would wake up with me looking into her eyes. She says "user, what's going on"? I say back "I saved your life, and you only owe me one thing, sweetheart". She replies "What"? I say "We must purge this school of Marxism. I have rounded up classmates to help attack the Leftists". She says back "W-w-will they be hurt, user"? I reply "Oh yes, but not their bodies, but their very souls. That is what you are for, sweetheart". She replies "w-what"? I say "Sweetheart, I saw those bruises on you last week, you were drunk as you were last night, but the wrong man picked you up. I saw him carrying you back, muttering 'white whore'". She says "a-a-user, I don't want to be called a racist fascist". I reply "learn to wear that badge with pride. You owe me. Ahmed could have raped you again". She says "fine".

She gives a speech during lunch break about how Islamic societies oppress women. She tearfully shares her story. The people quickly divide and Marxists and fascists are quickly distinguishable. It looks like 1920s German street fight all over again.

To be continued...

sick bastard!

forget about this commie slut, time to get out of that marxist re-education camp, son
we need you as a footsoldier in the upcoming race war