Pol btfo dump on suicide watch

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Legally until the entire arsenal of the US rains down upon this shitty little island and delivers us from the cuckery that is yet to ensue.

>things that didn't happen
don't forget to SAGE

I want to see it and nuke afterwards also

She can't even lift her fucking tea cups anymore, dude, what makes you think she can lift a sword?
This isn't fuckin minecraft, this isnt fuckin skyrim. This is the real world. Get real, fuckin delusional Hilshit.

Who wrote this?

>implying someone over there has a sword

Manga edit will be spectacular.

Then Pence will illegally electrocute her

>Queen attacks president
>gets tackled by SS

>no link

DAY OF THE RAKE APPROACHES

This is your average /k/ommando's sock drawer.

This website is like a British version of 'the onion'. This is satire.

If it happens its only because shes on the pence train. The queen is old enough to see his views on certain subjects with a favorable eye.

Not gonna lie, nuclear codes here. This is fucking hilarious watching Trump crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the former voters.

> she can kill him with a sword and nobody can touch her

Ameribros please note: this is NOT a statement of legality. This is a statement of fighting ability.

If US secret service try to stop her, she will be knocking back bullets with her blade like a fucking Jedi. The death toll will be CATASTROPHIC.

Why do people still fall for this?

It's a fake article. You already made this thread you syrup-slurping cunt.

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I don't think our navy could hold back the yanks for more than a week