CNN is now reporting that 1/3 of fast food packages contain chemicals

CNN is now reporting that 1/3 of fast food packages contain chemicals.

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What an outrage.
Next they're gonna tell me there are chemicals in my food.

Nigger the world is 100 percent chemicals

hint: when they say 'chemicals' its obvious to non-pedants that they mean 'harmful chemicals'

if you dont understand this maybe reddit is more your speed

THEY ARE MAKING THE FROGS GAY!

this
everything is chemicals
we are chemicals

LOL

Clearly fake news. A conspiracy to get morbidly obese Drumpfucks to lose their precious weight

How is that possible if only 1/3 of fast food packages are chemicals?

i had a science man tell me my body is filled with these "chemicals"

we chased him out of town

why didn't they say "harmful chemicals" then?

>CNN
Sorry, I don't read fake news.

Come back when you have a reputable source.

as a chemistry major i weep for humanity

>this whole time I've been eating chemicals!!

Good thing I'm not eating the packaging

100% of this planet is chemicals.

We don't eat the packaging, CNN.

Because they'd get sued out the ass if they said that

Thats some top journalism right there...

Well don't be eating the packaging man.

>chemistry major

why do you study weapons you fucking racist

>already knows CNN's next article

I want time travelers to leave.

but they still need their 15 dollars a hour
as a chemistry major you should know this is minor in the realm of environmental contaminates.

The rare based leaf.

>100% of the planet is chemicals
>2/3 of fast food containers aren't

Explain yourself.

next thing they gonna say is that there have been found DNA in the food aswell as chemicals... we are eating poison ppl

every chemical can be harmful in the right dose.

>CNN is now reporting that 1/3 of fast food packages contain chemicals.


This is 1/3 true and 2/3 fake news.

100% of fast food and fast food packaging is chemicals.

>When asked to comment on the findings Neil DeGrasse Tyson said "Lumps of cow meat arbitrarily arranged in the shape of a circle are meaningless when compared to the vastness of space."

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

eftergblivana

our burgers are OUT OF THIS WORLD

There's chemicals everywhere you dumb ass.

>gave up regular trips to fast food joints over a year ago

But whatever. We're all dying of cancer in our 60s or 70s anyways.

Yep. Too much water will literally kill you.

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Sadly not the case, I have seen fatty thighs walking sideways through the door eat the packaging to get that salt.
Was more entertaining that he was wearing mossy oak camo over blazing orange.
Its like a deer skinwalker came in.

There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

>world is 100% chemicals
>food packaging is only 33% chemicals
What the hell is the other 66%‽

Did he at least win the Wii?

What about in a vacuum?

>this thread

Every time I read a news article based on a (((new scientific study)))...it always amazes me how misleading the title is compared to the content...and how misleading the content of the article is compared to the results from the study.

Really the only way to avoid shit fake news is to be scientifically literate and just read the published study yourself.

Circles are 2d, dumb nog doesn't the word disc

>eating fast food
>eating food that comes in anything else then paper or glass
top kek

>Lets its some greasy fat potatoes out of fucking STYROFOAM
What could possible to wrong with that

Freemasonry and Satan.

You should worry about eating meat and vegetables in general in the US you never know when your balls will 'stop working'

good thing I garden and grow my own food cleanly. glad I stopped eating (((fast food))) years ago.

The wrappers are made of pure elements

but but photons

go shill them instead then, obviously we know this and are taking the piss

then where is phone?

half a truth, they aren't exactly revealing much on the chemical makeup of the packaging and how much gets into the food.

dark matter
t. /sci/

dear God, why does this turn me on?

Pffff duh

no shit, thank you capt. obvious.
You gonna tell me scientist discovered the sky is blue next?

wouldnt even be suprised if mcdonald burgers were radioactive

BRAKE THE CONDITIONING !!!

Holy shit, whats next, the whole world is chemicals?

kek

No because vacuums suck

>tfw you die of ergotism.

The other 2/3 is the space between atoms.

>Trump eats fast food
>Pushing the fast food chemical narrative
>Start portraying Trump as unwell

Subtle but they're changing it up guys. Stay sharp.

Don't you have a livestream to be at Jaden?

>Report finds

Most foods are radioactive.
Even organic bananas dose you with radiation.

underrated

when i see asian food in the supermarket i always think of them as cancer inducers

THE JUICEBOXES ARE MAKING US GAY

So what? I don't eat fast food.
This only concerns people who don't know to cook.

If world is 100% made of chemicals, food is 1/3 chemicals... then what is the rest of the food made of?

Vacuums

What about the chemicals between us?

how does she do it

photons are a necessary component of energetic exchange between some chemicals

Everything contains chemicals. Water is a chemical.

the chemicals in the packaging leach into the food

I don't give a shit, won't stop me to visit SHAKE SHACK next time I'm in NYC.

>american education
By your logic the world is obviously 100% vacuum
They obviously meant 33% in mass, or in number of molecules

The rich and successful? Preparing your own meals is pleb tier.

A woman that shows constraint is always hot user, look how she only ate like 15 left 2 in the box.

It's a conspiracy (((they))) put chemicals EVERYWHERE!!

don't you have a job to do, like cuddle cows, shit on the streets or something?

>black kid dies from too much water
Shocking!

The truth.

Did you know 90% of your food is just carbon?

No they meant nothing because the article is retarded

Chemicals contains chemicals.

kek

Stop eating that garbage. I wish Trump wouldnt eat so much fast food and snacks. Seems he has slimmed down a bit over the last 2 months.

That cheeseburger must have a density rivalling a neutron star

Oh vey goyim, these chemicals only make you healthy, trust me.

my mistake

>eat burger
>careful cut
>go puke it up
>careful cut
>eat another burger

I wish she would show us her puking up the burgers

Much like the Frenchman you replied to, oh the ironing.

fug, if it keeps up that way, we'll soon be 100% chemicals ourselves

GUYS THERE IS HYDROXIC ACID IN YOUR TAPS!
BOYCOTT GOVERNMENT NOW!

If they're made in Asia, except Japan, they are. A lot of the rice and asian shit I buy is grow in America though.

Das rite honky, and when we say racism it's obvious to non-normal people that we mean power + privilege / the speed of light^2
and when we say punch a "nazi" that means punch anyone right of Stalin.
Stop defending subversion tactics cunt.

Fuck that. I would never eat chemicals.

This just in, water is wet and touching fire can severly decrease your life expectancy