How will the tacos ever recover?
TX Governor begins wetback crackdown
Austin is so far gone it it too late.
I can go days without hearing English being spoken anywhere except for business transactions.
So many fucking indians and wild jahoodies and mexicans.
It is god damn disgusting.
Where the fuck do you live in Austin? I'm in North Central and it's like 80% white.
Holy crap, they're going to loose state and federal funding.
Abbott is a busy man today. Helicopter rides being implemented.
>helicopter rides
RIP illegals being pushed out. Same flag same playbook with Chile and Texas.
>Jahoodies
Thanks Ghost
Ghost would choose to ignore the problem in favor of being a melting pot of friendship.
He would not want to complain about the mexicans in fear of losing his king of the mexicans title.
Based Governor Hotwheels
fuck yes my fickificki
BASED TEXAS
Also the chariot wheel gangsters.
>tfw you will never be a Texan
Why live
Please defund UT-Austin based Hot wheels Chan.
That faggot is just trying to demoralize and effort to clean up the situation.
>Muh It is too late!!! meme
And Trump could never get elected and the left has too much power to allow republicans to break the blue wall and Hillary has a 99 percent chance of winning and so on...
This
GOD BLESS TEXAS
A long time ago, I swore an oath as a Marine to uphold and defend this country from all enemies foreign and domestic, and all of us servicemen and women wrote a check for an amount up to and including our lives.
THIS is not the America I swore to defend.
Yawn... weak b8.
So what shall we call you today? CTR? The Crew?
if you ever were a marine, post some proof.
round up the rebel leaders
make an example of those rebel scum
the majority have spoken
this is democracy right?
mob rule u wanted?
not individual rights capitalism?
right?
>I can go days without hearing English being spoken anywhere except for business transactions.
chicago feels your pain bro
What America is that?
The one full of faggots and queers and foreigners running the streets?
Yeah, I wouldn't want to defend that either.
I'm a current U.S marine and I call bullshit, son!
P.S don't look at my flag.
>criminals who shouldn't be in the country
Those sound like enemies to me, oath-breaker.
>Durr keep letting people break the law fuck borders n sheeeeit
>mfw I keep seeing helicopters in my Texas neighborhood now
you also swore to defend and uphold the laws of the nation. the ones who are here illegally are foreign enemies
Really bro? I'm near the arboretum and it's mostly white folks round here.
Kek based fucking hot wheels!
>tfw voted for him and Trump
you already posted this pasta, shill.
Good. Fuck Austin. Lived there for a while and those people seriously have no idea what the real world is life. Everyone there is being supported by their parents and I'm not just talking about the college students
...
Based Texas
Truly the best state
How poor are you that moving to Texas is some unrealistic fantasy
God I will never stop loving that guy as a Texan.
He's been anti Immigrant, Pro gun, 100% representative of Texas values.
a better photo from today with his wheels in the back
always get a kek out of these. Got the one for Houston?
This isn't the America our WW2 vets fought to defend either faggot.
BTW, I'm a vet and I support building the wall and sending illegal aliens back to where they came from (you as well).
>family name is Abbott
>starts imigration crackdown
>state flag is Chile look-alike
>free helicopter rides
MEME MAGIC
are gay
Commiefornians moving en masse to fulfill the needs of startups priced the middle class out of town.
New builds in town start around $400k.
New builds / condos on the outskirts of town start around $250k
1 bedroom apartment over 900sqft avg $1,900/mo.
2BR2B apt avg $2,400/mo
>1 bedroom apartment over 900sqft avg $1,900/mo.
wew lad thats bay area-tier price
>hot wheels
...
Imagine how it must feel to not have control over your legs but be flying hundreds of feet in the air
What week of boot did you make it to before being shitcanned?
>Stiffer penalties coming soon
RELEASE THE NUKES
inb4 they burn down the capital
>what is the kitchen staff
I hate to be an ass but most of the kitchen staff around here are underpaid illegals.
>my full name is Edwardo Alfonso Gonzales Perez Estavez
>worked for the mexican military for 3 years
>afraid of dying in a shootout with the cartel like my best friend Jesus Alfonso Gonzales Perrez-Estavez
>my unit gets stationed near the border
>my unit only consists of me because Jose and Pedro died to cartel last month
>decide it's now or never
>hop fence
>cross the rio and start making a break for it
>no one in sight. If I can keep this up for another 2 hours I'll make it and my future children are guaranteed citizenship
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>waitwhatthefuckisthat.png
>it's a helicopter closing in fast
>don't have anything to hide behind for miles
>it's gaining on me fast. They're yelling at me to stop. But I'm not going to, not when I'm this close
>they realize they can't convince me and land quite a ways behind
>I'm still gaining distance, all those years of running from cartel gave me an advantage
>keep running, my heart's pounding and i'm losing stamina, but I keep it up because I know how close I am
>hear shouting behind me, slowly getting louder
>what the fuck..?
>look behind me in terror as an elderly white man in a wheelchair is rolling towards me at an unfathomable speed
>"Get back here Gonzales!"
>how the fuck did he know my name?
>don't even have time to dodge, he's pinned me on the ground in a matter of seconds
>I try to speak to him but in my fear I only cry "taco enchilada amigo.. amigo!!"
>"that's what I thought you would say Pedro"
>wtf he knows my best friends name too?
>"how about a free helicopter ride?"
>mfw
Don't forget the TROLL TERRORISTS AND CYBER VERRRRRRMIN
Lol have you ever been to Austin? The city has one of the highest percentage of whites in almost any major city.
Really confused where this Sup Forums meme about Austin being terrible and the rest of Texas being great is coming from. Houston, Dallas, San Antonio, Fort Worth, and El Paso are also all liberal cities. Are you really that upset about Austin having a good economy and music festivals?
Motherfucker I LIVE HERE!
Don't tell me what I am seeing with my own two fucking eyes.
I am making no claims about other major cities in Texas they are in the same fucked position.
>Highest percentage of dudeweedlmao libtard whites that push retarded levels of progressivism more than any other ethnicity
FTFY
You're lucky you have a governor who cares about your state Texas.
>t. Californian
I have my governor.
He's all of the worst parts of San francisco rolled into one person.
yeah, well im a wendys chef (head chef) and I make 6 figures a year. THIS is the country I cook for and am proud
So do I lol. Could just be the part of town you live in.
Try leaving campus sometime you little faggot.
>implying id degrade myself by going to state school.
I live off Willam Cannon and work at a wealth management fund.
Why do so many austinites immediately start complaining about college students whenever something happens that they even mildly disagree with? Y'all are the most self-conscious city in the state, the Californians have gotten to you more than you think.