I just matched this chick on thotfinder

I just matched this chick on thotfinder
>punching nazis is legal and it's the only way to get into heaven
Never been deep cover before
What do I do Sup Forums

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tell her, hi my name is eddie and im a nazi

Hatefuck all the way, then drop her all of our stuff.

start reciting hitler speeches while fucking her roughly. Orgasms melt the female mind and make it malleable. She'll be volkisch after a few sessions if you're good at it.

"wanna come over and beat some trump supporters with me?"

then when you jizz on her face tell her you are a nazi and trump will be sultan

also record it incase rape allegations (you should record you actually having sex first, and then rape her later on when she hates you, and when she says you raped her, just show them the sex tape)

wrong.

Tell her "i love to choker", then say ***oops auto correct - the choker

Commit self defense

Spend the next 5 years slowly convincing her you're the one. Not extreme left, but supportive of her beliefs, punch a "nazi" if you have to. Get her to fall madly in love with you, be romantic as fuck.

Then pop the question in an SS uniform with a hitler stash, then just go full blown 3rd Reich.

Not gonna lie. Would smash but only if she pegs me afterwards and calls me a filthy facist fuck while bringing liberty to my prostate.

>choker
>this chick

How big is her feminine penis?

Greyman has skills here. Learn from this guy.

This. Also recite Hitler speeches but replace references to the German people with references to SJW protected groups.

more like jizz inside of her then whisper in her ear that she is bearing your nazi offspring

Holy shit britbong. Nyyyce.

send a dick pic

Play her game and just when your finish whisper "Hitler did nothing wrong in her ear".

Don't worry, it happens. A girl once told me "I can't believe I'm about to fuck some kind of right wing dude". That was approximatively 1 minute before giving me a blowjob. Girls are not that invested into politics. If you use logic instead of motto she will be lost and will remember that she just wants to be fucked by a man.

no my one will give more trauma :D

I'm Turkish

isn't this sid from ice age

damn... my new gf?

>I'm Turkish


Ekhm...

Pump and dump her. Whispher maga in her ear as you cum in her

>being a turk fag
please kill yourself yusuf

Meh I tried that
Now I just have a big titted wife and all these beautiful white children on a wheat farm to show for it

isnt that the dream?

Slowly earn her trust, win her entire family over, then silkscreen a Pepe shirt for her birthday gift.

Pound and zieg hail as you cum.

Yeah, solid sex will turn any liberal feminist into an obedient lapdog. It's that simple.

Pretend you agree with her, meet, fuck and dump her.

>BREAKING NEWS: Homebound "healthy" pre-teen burger tells ROIDED OUT 6'2" Turkish male to kill himself

Check your flag privilege scum, you know how oppressed I am to walk around Sup Forums with somebody elses flag? And fuck somebody elses women? Gah!~

I swear a lot of you would do great writing porn scripts.

>Check your flag privilege scum

Riiiight, whatever , roach.

>start a relationship with her, court her etc etc. be the perfect guy
>marry and have kids
>10 years later as she settles into her perfect life with prince charming, as she wakes up on a sunny spring morning
>say to her, in a whisper:
>"Heil Trump! Heil Victory! Gas the kikes race war now!"

checked

lol trying to actually intimidate people on the internet. Soon you will be saying, Allah is great Islam is a religion of peace. Nice meme yusuf

One of our goals should be to meme the left as nazis.

THAT'S A MAN, BABY!

Off her and throw her body where aminal can't eat it. Way too many of those worthless scum bitches alive anyhow.

I M P R E G N A T E.

Seriously. Either tell her that you're sterile, or that you're a hardcore risk fetishist. Do not use your real name with her, ever. Record her giving consent if she ever finds you, or that you're a so-called "Nazi." Once you're done violating her eggs, dump the bitch and change your phone number.

Alternatively, if you aren't white or you're just worried about her corrupting any child of yours that she could possibly have into an SJW, then just get a recording of her giving consent and then fuck her violently in her ass. While you cum inside her, whisper "Make America Great Again" into her ear.

Yeah
It's just so frustrating because I have this ridiculous fraternal relationship with all my white brethren in my small rural town.

Fuck they want to go out and shoot guns and talk politics again tonight.

I'm just like bros
I know we all have so much free time from not having to lock our doors at night but my wife has just been begging me to let her suck my cock tonight

*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*

> "If you want to shine like sun first you have to burn like it."

*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*

> "It is not the truth that matters, but only Victory."

*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*

> "When diplomacy ends, WAR begins!"

*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*

> "I do not see why man should not be as cruel as nature."

*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*THRUST*

Well you obviously haven't matched since you still have the x and heart buttons at the bottom

OP is a liar and probably gets no matches

vroom vroom don't make me ram my truck of peace into your anal cavity :D

kurwa mas unclog my toilet i no pay you 1 pound hour for nothing!

when you convince her to do some roleplay, gag her, tie her down, fuck her in the ass and scream seig heil.

yusuf your autism is showing

You gain her trust then you beat the living shit out of that communist faggot.

Solid advice sadiq.

>those glasses
>dat choker
>dat age

HNNNGNGNNGGGGNNNNNNNN MUH DIK

My god that's horrible, I can't bear to hear your pain.

Careful or she'll have all her well-mannered and attractive friends bringing baked goods over and making good conversation at barbecues and afternoon fishing trips.

Hang in there, bro. One of you will die peacefully of old age eventually.

Show us his feminine penis!

>88

what is it about yourself that makes her swipe right on you?

Get back in the kitchen and make ma a Kebab or I will remove you !

>get her to fuck you
>keep your shirt on
>take it of in the middle of the act revealing a huge swastika on your torso and start blasting Erica through your speakers

If somebody tells me that in real life

>I think you're a nazi
>*punches him/her in a face*

Sieg Heil!

Tell her you are into bdsm. She will get off on the thought of Hitler spanking her and you drawing gold stars on her body.

Fuck her and tell her right after that you are a white supremacist nazi. Make sure you tell her on the way out or she might punch you.

Get it in, def wear a rubber and after let her know what she just did

fugg her and then tell her ur a nazi ez pz

>5 gorillion instagram posts

What the fuck

This is too obvious, but you're on to something.

Lay low. Get her madly in love and start up the meme of giving her a gold star every time she does something nice. Make it a cute thing, and laugh quietly to yourself.

Fuck her and right before you nut just shout EVA BRAUN

"Hey, you seem cool, i'd like to get some coffee with ju den maybe we could go see a movie."

>brookdale community college

fuck i hate new jersey. Every woman here is a communist with no clue how the world works outside of their feelings.

Freehold user here, stay strong OP

I took a screenshot before to show my bros because of her bio. I'll post the conversation as proof if she replies more.
Probably that I look like a hipster and have a dog in my picture.

Tell her you're a nazi then have her punch you. Is "rape in self defense" a thing

>your honor I had to make sure she was fully submitted

Treat her like a princess for two weeks. Don't let her see your power level; not just yet. Make her fall hard for you. Then get in a small fight. Nothing too big, just a casual political argument. Don't make her mad. Don't make her see your beliefs fully yet. After a minute or so you escalate it. Something like "If you believe that you might as well believe in abortion too!". When she gets triggered and starts getting angrier, you keep going. "Why are you getting mad? I'm for abortion for niggers but that's it!" "What do you mean niggers are people? What are you a jew?" You keep going, eventually ending it by seig heiling and quoting some Hitler. Dump her on the spot while she's crying.

It would take a sociopath, but it would be hilarious to terminate a 7 year relationship at the alter with completely out-of-the-blue SS uniform gooststepping down the aisle at the wedding heiling loudly and blasting extremely loud reichmusic

Fuck her as hard as you can and yell "hitler did nothing wrong" right in the middle of it

>Never been deep cover before
pfff. i doubt that

while fucking her blast this in the background while roman saluting. Whilst professing your undying loyalty for the fatherland. youtube.com/watch?v=MD6oDnm43HA

Or make a new tinder with a fake name and fuck her with holes in the condom. Go home, delete the account so your untraceable. She's stuck with a kid.

Would make a great wedding precession

Jersey Strong eggzdee
I dated a trap from your area
yea OP is biscum
good point

>techology
>i like my iphone

>tfw serious computer nerd
>trying to come up with a witty opening line
>"hey, where do you work and what do you do in your spare time?" every goddamn time

WHY IS IT SO HARD

> date a trap

kill yourself

>removing your boss
you're not gonna get your tendies now
gj!

Charge your battery.
Quit being degenerate.

man the fuck up and start dropping redpills.

yes massa

Put Tabasco on your condom and fuck her brutally

she looks like a serial killer with those glasses and in that mirror

>muh islam
>muh pure shit skinned race
>we wuz Khans n shit

Fug the bussi then punch her when she cums

>28

>only matches i get are with some obese monstrosities once a month

I don't consider myself ugly, i'm not a Hercules but neither am i a obese fuck american.

What is the secret to tinder?

ask her to punch your butthole with her tongue

Most are white hating liberals. You're fucked if you're white on tinder. Time to cleanse them for good.

>my boss.

Topkek.

Down you go.

Just don't be autistic.
No autistic pictures or bio.
There's an implication they want to fuck unless their bio says otherwise so be straightforward and add a stereotypically alpha element to your speech.

>What is the secret to tinder
your profile must be to specific. describe yourself as a normie dumbass

Well deserved (You)

this

maybe ruin her ass with sharp fingernails

>Probably that I look like a hipster and have a dog in my picture.

Be a woman

obese

ugh is that meme for real? don't lose the magic. Don't try to copy the classic "Good Night Alt Right" make up new stuff. pathetic.

you have to look like Chad in all your pictures, otherwise no one will swipe right

Parade your army through her Arc de Triomphe.

why shouldn't i go ahead and message this girl you're being a cringe autist right now?


I'm not even white knighting I just think you're retarded