Now that our old man has grabbed his balls and realized he was indeed a man again, what are the new names for the next countries to exit the EU?
France: FUCKIT
Italy: ITGONE
Poland: PULLOUT
Netherlands: GOINGDUTCH
Spain: SEEYOU
Austria: AUNO
Finland: FINNISHED
Hungary: WE'REFULL
Ireland: BYELAND
I need help here fellas. These gems don't write themselves.
Not so fast, Germany...
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>BYELAND
why not IRELEAVE
Could work. I like mine a bit better.
Austria La Vista, baby
Oh, nice one, Spain.
Spain: EspaÑOPE
SWEDONE
I like both of those, too.
Czech-Out
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What about slOVENia
Lmao. You funny lil fucker
Luxembourg: LETTHEMBURN
More like Sleavenia, amirite
Estonia - EXIT
Could work, I guess.
It´s ÖXIT. not AUNO
Slovakia: SLOVER
Flanders: FLEXIT
EU-revoir for France
Netheragain for the NL
Byegium for Belgium
I like your French and Netherlands ones but I like FUCKIT better.
So
>Fuckit vs Fremain
>Byegium vs Belstay?
>Netherbye (new one) vs ???
Spaxtic
Even Belgium isn't a real country, let alone Vlaanderen.
>NEXIT
>GREXIT
>FREXIT
>CZEXIT
Keep it simple boys,
Poland: POLOUT
Lithuania: LITHVENT
Belgium: BYEGIUM, BAILGIUM
Portugal: DEPARTUGAL
Czechia: CZECHOUT
Italy: ITALEAVE, QUITALY
Hungary: DONEGARY
the Netherlands: NETHERMIND
Austria: OUTSTRIA
Cyprus: NICOSEEYA
Greece: GREXIT
Ireland: RETIRELAND
Malta: MALTERNATIVE
Switzerland: SPLITZERLAND
Turkey: TURKHEY
Just slapping exit on something is stupid.
Says the mong that thinks ITGONE and BYELAND are good.
If you try too hard it looks really dumb, it looks like a pun you've agonised too long over.
Solongvenia
>BELIEVE
>IRELEAVE
>Switzerland: SPLITZERLAND
Kill yourself dumb slave
Slovakia, Slovenia, Latvia, Croatia, Denmark, Germany, Bulgaria, Romania are hard to come up with a decent exit slogan
triggered huehue
Switzerland isn't in the EU.
Switzerland is not in the EU
Switzerland is not in the EU
Listen, fella, we're all friends here. I'm not saying you're wrong I just like a little variety is all. A little flavor.
Guys, do you think it's strange we attacked that poster over Switzerland being in the post, but didn't notice Turkey.
Wtf?
TURKEY ISN'T EUROPE, CONSTANTINOPLE IS GREEK
TURKEY ISN'T EUROPE, CONSTANTINOPLE IS GREEK
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[the glory of Byzantium intensifies]
Slovakant
RUSHIN
welcome to EU slavic bro. Slavic lands now extend from Primorska to Primorsky and further to Primorye
Croutia
No thx, we have enough muslims already
Burglaria
It's quite possible that France or Italy will pull out of the Euro and kill it. This will throw the whole EU into a mess. The Netherlands and Denmark will start edging for the door and during Brexit negotations they'll just say 'fuck it - we don't need free movement'. And the EU will become an actual free trade agreement.
Once you take away free movement and the Euro you are going to struggle to make anyone give a shit about it because being in or out won't make much difference if you are still trading mostly with Europe.
>implying we're allowed to leave
>somehow by the work of black magic we Finns actually get to decide on whether we leave or not
>somehow through even darker magic the majority votes leave
>country gets occupied by EU forces due to "right-wingers taking over" with blessings of the cuck politicians
Even if Finland was the only member state left, we'd be still in the EU. That's how much our politicians have invested in this project, they want the cushy retirement jobs far from 24/7 cold and darkness.
interesting anti-statement.
didn’t know russia has 16m muslims (eu has 19m)
Oh come on, not FIXIT?
This shit can not be fixed.
It should be scrapped.
Czech'em
embarrasing
Quitaly you retard
Open your borders for fellow muslims, fag.
wouldn't leaving it fix it
KEK
Quitaly is gold
More like it's a recognisable suffix to describe an event.
Just like "-gate"
KRAUT-OUT
To some extent, yes.
I continue to be disappointed that no one is using 'Quitaly'
My fucking boys, should've searched the thread.