All you need to know about Brazil

All you need to know about Brazil.

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Redpill me about the amazon parts.

where are you

There are cities within Acre and Manaus and so on unlike some of the population thinks but it's pretty boring (not a good amount of malls/fast food franchises) and it either rains a lot or gets too hot.
If you want to go to Manaus you should most likely take a vaccine to prevent getting yellow fever which is a problem limited to the extreme sides of the North and also a problem that isn't really that big of a deal if you don't plan on actually visiting the forest.

I know the entirety of Brazil since I travel a lot with my father since I was a kid, and the more we travel the more points we accumulate so we can use that to travel even more.

I live in the south, I used to live in the southeast.

Do the amazoniggers have the ability to breathe water because eternal air humidity lmao

I wasn't so clear: those points are tied to some air companies here in Brazil that offer huge discounts on travels depending on the amount of points you have which increased based on how many miles you're traveled.

When you're in Manaus it almost looks like you're sweating even if you just finished showering minutes ago it was awful, I hate that place.

Same for Britain

whats the general opinion that blacks hold on whites and vice versa? the same as in the us because muh oppression?

what will happen if your rainforest gets fucked? are they getting fucked and if yes, at which level?

Some points about Scotland and the Northeast since it's where I've spent most my life.

Scotland:
-The East Coast, Aberdeenshire, is a continuation of your Scottish Tories band.
-Drugs aren't just a Central Belt thing. I know all the Glesga students are on coke and designer drugs, and the more rundown places in the Central belt have a reputation for smackheads, but trust me I've lived around Easter Ross in the Highlands and the smackheads are out in full force there as well. Also, the Islanders are stereotypically alcoholics.
-Nessie isnae real. o_o

For England, I grew up on the border between North East and East Midlands. And uhh, fair assessment desu.

S O O N

Also some info on the Zika crisis:
>it's mostly tied to the north, northeast and southeast
>even if you live in one of those regions you shouldn't be pulling your hairs out of fear unless you live in a favela/close to one/a poor neighborhood
>if you don't live in a poor neighborhood you just have to watch out for yourself and your own family by taking the same precautions that are used to avoid aedes aegypti: avoid leaving water drops on the sides of flower pots, tires or anything inside your home that can hold a significant amount of water enough to attract mosquitoes, they can't live without water. Sealing any water container is obligatory.
Using repels is a good idea but if you take the previous precautions you're already fine.

Brazil is the most bluepilled country in SA, minorities don't share a general opinion on whites and vice-versa, of course there's still some racial tensions but those are mostly limited to public universities which are brainwashed by leftist teachers.

There are huge problems with devastation every year and we do see organizations dealing with it but I don't think we will ever a HUGE problem.

Is East Midlands really that bad? Seemed a nice enough place visiting.

where do i get bunda as an american?

IMO, the fact that we don't really have such huge racial tensions in Brazil like the ones in the US is mostly because of how blind people are towards racial identities. When talking about someone (people won't say oh that "black guy" or that "indian girl" they will most likely say something that doesn't directly point out to others race such as: "that tanned guy/girl" even if they are more dark than average)

Also, there is no such thing as KKK here (well, ok there are some neonazis in São Paulo and Rio but most of their hate is towards north easterners)

And since our government was for a long time left-wing, minorities got a lot of advantages so yeah, they don't have much to complain about.

Good bunda?
Minas/Parana.
Bad?
Any place in the northeast
Traps?
Rio, São Paulo.

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unconditional thoughts on paraguay?

>Minas
so like Belo Horizonte?

I bussed it to school in Gainsborough, went to college in Riseholme when it was still next to Lincoln, also been to Saxilby a couple of times for parties,as well as Market Rasen once, Scunthorpe once, and buttfuck nowhere a few times where it's just fucking flat.
I actually had a couple of good nights getting wasted in Gainsborough, as well as one or two of the parties in buttfuck nowhere, but none of that was thanks to the location.
Oh that's all Lincolnshire.
I'm now in North Notts, and eh, it's okay.
Met up with a couple of people from online in Derby, eh, that was ok.
Went with one of them to Nottingham after the other headed off, swore at a bunch of Pakis who were protesting about Indian violence in Kashmir.
I mean come on, whose side are you gonna pick, Paki Muslims, or Indian Sikhs, Hindus or secular?
I think the Pakis were expecting me to be another bleeding heart lib, they were shocked at my subversive display of being woke af.
See, that's how boring the East Mids are, when shit like that counts as entertainment.

They sell cheap electronics also our drugs come from there

He was making a point about ethnicity, and how nice places are. Not how much money they generate per capita.

OF COURSE the cities are going to generate more money. OF COURSE. Cities are horrible, dense, polluted places, full of scum (of various ethnicities), and ruthless capitalists who are fucking everybody in the ass.

But the white places he identified as being nice are presumably peaceful, calm, with lots of nice countryside (this is based on photos of these areas that I've seen). NICE places to experience, not HORRIBLE places to experience.

Fucking idiot. Bet you're a nigger too.

Nice pointing out that PIB doesn't mean shit since São Paulo is second place while being a shithole. Santa catarina is great tho.

I hope they build a H U G E W A L L separating our western borders because most of the drugs and guns coming to the hands of criminals in Brazil come from Paraguay and other countries within our borders.

Yeah it's ok but I honestly prefer blonde girls which hair doesn't become that caramel kind of blonde, I mean I prefer the shining perfect kind of blonde hair.
This is why I gave up on blonde woman.

The south isnt the paradise. Porto alegre is full of niggers and the whites in some deep parts of the rural south are savages.

Ah. I see. I probably would not mind that though as long as degeneracy remained low. The American midwest can be the same but if you are less social it can be pretty comfy.

why does it look like a deformed brain?

>The only part of Brazil worth visiting is so far South it's basically Uruguay.

Why not just bypass Brazil altogether and visit Uruguay?

Is Brazil still a democracy after the legitimate Rousseff government was couped?

Dude nobody cares

Fuck democracy we need Vargas back.

Because Argentina is better desu.
I visited it and Chile as well.

OP do you consider yourself white? I only ask because I've come across Brazilian students here in London who consider themselves to be "white" but look shitskinned as hell. They're nice people, but some of them could barely pass for Arabs, let alone Europeans. Are standards of "huwiteness" different in Brazil, or are these people the exception to the rule?

>south
>white

Those are states Ahmed.

Homicide rate. Santa Catarina is better than São Paulo?

This is why,all pretty girls are from south Brazil.

>south is white
>Curitiba is not literally Rio de Jamonkey2.0

vargas was a race mixing promoter

Fuck democracy we need Dom Pedro back

HAHAHA another sul faggot that thinks he's a God. São Paulo literally CARRIES this shitty country. Highest GDP, highest HDI, less violent state, best districts in the whole country, contributes with 70% of National GDP while taking back only less than 5%.

If São Paulo becomes independent, you're all starving.

And btw we would be even better if not for people from Northeast coming to SP an leeching us.

>2014
>São Paulo's latest investments in security
>not considering the fact that Parana has cities which are way more decentralized than São Paulo where every city comes along to make a huge metropolis so you get higher crimes rate when adding up each percentage from each city in Parana.

Another delusional faggot, separation is never going to happen in Brazil retard.

Says the Rionigger.

Fuck, every thread Rio and São Paulo gets mad and starts going full damage control mode.

Where's the best place to wife a tranny?

? Where was i promoting separation? I said that IF happened you would starve. São Paulo with closed borders would be a 1st world country, NO OTHER state in Brazil can say that

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Do you consider Portuguese, Spanish and Southern Italy "white"? 90% of Brazil's whites are descendants from that kind of "white" European. The biggest exception, but not by much, are the three southern most countries which have some german and slav mixed in (but are mostly italian as well).

You're delusional, your country would be isolated and since within the last years our economy went to shit you guys would get even more fucked in the ass.

I don't dislike Trump but with him in power I doubt our economy will get any better since companies will remain in the US as well as workers which will no longer come to our country to instruct young learners.

No economist will ever say something positive about separation.

>Fuck, every thread Rio and São Paulo gets mad and starts going full damage control mode.

You sulistas live in your own made up reality.
Every data avaliable proves that you are not the best even at this shithole called Brazil, and yet you act like you would be a first world country if you were independent.

If the south, for some miracle, actually separated itself from the rest of the country it would become Argentina 2.0.

We'd be just as annoying, desu.
Gauchos are THAT KID that started playing dirty when he was losing the game.

Carioca here. No one from Rio on Sup Forums or Sup Forums even defends this shithole anymore. It's a meme, just how bad it is. I just laugh at it. Paulistas are particularly funny though, because they think the quality of life there is radically different and Rio is mostly black, while the truth is both are majority pardo cities and São paulo isn't drastically better off. The GDP per capta stat isn't lying.

My dad is from RGS and we lived in Rio, São Paulo and Porto Alegre because he kept changing workplaces. I hate Rio mostly because I dislike beach culture, but as I pretty much grew up middle-class and in private schools I noticed very little difference in ethnicity. I had more friends with german last names in Rio than here in PoA.

No. You have less resources and less wealth to begin with. It would take 3 or 4 generations for you to even become a stable country

Amazon parts are amazing if you like ecoturism, walking on forest, seeing wildlife, seeing literal monkeys and shit. I love it.

Source: amazonian

>implying Uruguay or Chile would ever want to do that and lower themselves
>implying Argentina would ever want to do that and not think that it lowers itself.

Because we are slightly retarded, of course.

Just a compilation of faggots that are famous on the internet
Can you circle the ones you think are white?
Also, circle the one you think most resembles the students you met.

>almost +100% homicides
>but it was 3 years ago, that's a LOT of time
I'm sure the situation got better now that the South is broken and has no money to pay its own government officers.

>São Paulo's latest investments in security
Meaning you guys still haven't done anything about your homicide rates. Poorfags btfo.

>so you get higher crimes rate when adding up each percentage from each city in Parana.
>add percentage
What the fuck dude.
Homicide rate = kills / population
Did you skip school or something?
>Paraná's homicide rate closer to Maranhão's than São Paulo's
>we're still better!
This is literally the definition of damage control.
At least Santa Catarina is civilized.

i believe it

The main question that I think all of us are wondering is how much do prostitutes go for in BRland? No low class streetwalker shit, I mean a good clean more upscale escort?

>OP do you consider yourself white?
When brazil talk about black and white, we usually talk about skin color not race.

So we call asian people here as white, we call latin americans by their skin colors, we call people of jewish religion by their skin color, the same of middle eastern people

The word racism here, is also used to talk about prejudice against skin color and not prejudice against race

Im delusional? Literally every single statistic shows that São Paulo is the #1 state in Brazil, even tho we're the state with most POOR Northeastern migrants. You gotta understand, i have nothing against the south, part of my family is from RS and i would even agree with a separation from the North shithole, but only after you stop being DELUSIONAL and accept who is the real State in charge, simple

>So we call asian people here as white
this is fucking news to me. Is that a São Paulo thing?

For the most part it varies from $40 to $120 for medium tier whores:

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Of course, if you really want to, you could pay several thousand to fuck some television famous whore.

Is it hard to get big booty Brazilian chicks to sleep with you?

Thanks huebro. Tell me about the local politics

>Recife
>Lesser evil of northeast
Oh boy. The best of ne is the part no one talks about. You know nothing.

>Paraná
>best anything

- High crime rate
- Poor
- Undeveloped
- Most shitskin state of the south

The same applies to RS to some extent. Only Santa Catarina is good.

Goddamn thats a good deal. You mean I get to see the rain forest and monkeys and shit and cum in brazilian pussy on the cheap? You guys have tacos?

wtf are you talking about? there must be like 0,5% of natural blondes here in BH.

We call asian when talking about people of asia, and use the word white when talking about racism against white skin people of asia continente.

Don't listen to this southern neckbeards. Rio is still a great place to visit, so is the northeast.

>Recife
>Not a insane violent place

All of them could pass in Portugal 2bh.

Tax and budget chart says it all.
And the elections' map are hilarious. I swear to God if Lula wins in 2018 im dropping of college and joining the army for the military intervention

>Literally new york version of brazil
>good

>rio de janexit

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yes, if you talk like a retared.

so how influential is freemasonry in Brazil?

>monkeys
They're neighbours racist

>best places not only because there's an insignificant amount of niggers

kek

yeah you're right, that did tell me all I needed to know

>influential
No idea. As far as I'm aware, it's a secret country club for rich and some middle-class people Lots of important business people and politicians are said to be feemansons, though.

$40-$120 includes what?

I cant read portuguese

I always thought freemasonry is what brought Latin America down, because there was a state of a constant civil war between masonry and catholics

>Those are states Ahmed.

AND THEY CONTAIN THE BIGGEST CITIES IN BRAZIL

THAT is why they have high GDP per capitas. They probably also have much higher CRIME, much higher INEQUALITY OF WEALTH, because most urban areas DO HAVE THESE THINGS.

YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON.

I haven't slept in a while... I've been playing too much WoW lately...

Even if the list didn't have decimal numbers and I simply thought that those were actual numbers I'd still be wrong because the amount would be higher.
But still, statistics don't really mean much when you know how to take care of yourself.

>not walking around like a flamboyant middle class/upper class kid with his smartphone?
>not driving across strange neighborhoods?
>not running around with the wrong persons in the wrong places at the wrong time?

You're going to be fine.

Also, RS and SP can't be comfy, there's no way, too much pollution, noise and traffic.
If the entirety of SP looked like Campos do Jordão I'd say it's a great place to live but no.

Lmao, I've been there you guys are talking like it's something out of mad max.
I think Boa viagem is just fine I just personally think Olinda is a shithole.

Yes, but it servers the purpose of answering this simple questions: any Portuguese guy from Brazil looks like a muslim when he doesn't shave?

Well, I think that one guy on the top right is a kike tho, if you look at his nose from other perspectives you'll notice also, he made a video on "muh holocaust"

Goias is still the best state faggots
>The economy crash didn't really affected us
>Country is comfy / with the obvious exception of the west of the west due to high amount of whores and candangos around aruana
>Our so called social problems aren't nearly as fucked as POA or RJ
> Our police does its job
Any user around Anápolis?

Rio Grande do Sul and Paraná both have a higher homicide rate than São Paulo: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brazilian_states_by_murder_rate

Nowadays the South is overall more violent than the Southeast because a lot of the nigger criminals fled to there once BOPE starting raiding SP's favelas non-stop.

Why don't the three southernmost states split off from Brazil and unify with Uruguay?

They already tried but got rekt

Because São Paulo carries them and people from the South have too much pride to accept it. At the same time they know they would be nothing without SP, so they in the end do nothing.

>Freemason triangle.
>white circle in the middle of triangle (like an eye)
>yellow and red (communist)
>red white and blue (freemasonry)
>3 stars with 5 points each (ffreem. Comm. And satanism)
Oy got this flag is very pretty, oy gevalt

>most of European architecture
>south Brazil
What kind of memery is this?

>it's a SPfag says SP is the best because "muh stats" and the South relies completely on us episode

"Where most of the European culture and architecture IN BRAZIL is located"

As in: culture and architecture DERIVED/INFLUENCED from/by Europe.

Tell me about the Masons
Why do they matter?
What's the next step of their plan?

>Where most of the European culture and architecture IN BRAZIL is located"
All of Brazil? Even in the south, most urban architechture is protuguese. Only a few isolated small towns have anything resembling German, italian or slav culture

Look at it ↓

Yet the few you're talking about is mostly located within the south.

Redpill me on acre

Is this a joke? No matter how you twist it, the south isn't the place to find "european" architecture in Brazil. HIstorical sites are elsewhere, specially the Southeast and Northeast.

Sure, but they are still very few. You'll still find a bunch of those in the southeast, too. Even in Rio, Minas and Espirito Santo

>the whitest, most european side of Brazil is right next to Argentina

We can even turn our neighbors white, hot damn

But Rio Grande do Sul is a shithole. Santa Catarina and São Paulo are way better.