continued from "It's time to kill every rightwinger" edition
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He finally cracked!
So pretty much this is a ten minute rambling rant about how all the Alt Right trolls on his channel should be exterminated, and that he thinks Trump is literally the second coming of Hitler. Shiggy
WHERE MY ESOTERIC BRETHREN AT, GITTIN HERE FAGGOTS WE'RE GONNA MAKE WOKING FAMOUS!
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JUST
released
A spergy rant about life for autists and shaved his head because fuck it why not
Bestmeme (of all time)
Fucking hell, this guy is a pleb.
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CAN'T SLANDER THE ALEXANDER
CAN'T CORDON THE GORDON
CAN'T BAN THE JAHAN
Don't let Alexander slide!
post rare jahans
Buy him some geimu already.
>USA
>largest country in the world
Libtard IQ lol
Esoteric Jahanism is a religion of piece
Did his tits get stuck in a laundry wringer?
That has to be the nastiest man titties I ever laid eyes on, fuck I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
What a filthy, foul human being, inside and out.
probably
that's why he's so infamous. and it's all out there forever, for anyone to find
I almost feel sorry for him.
Why has he got bald patches all over his head? Did he just shave bits of it or is he legit losing hair on the sides of his head?
he probably just shaved it in a shitty way, because he has a "fuck it" attitude
He was caring for himself and dressing nicely for a while, then after one failed job interview he had a breakdown and has just been getting fatter and more unkempt.
It's like watching a slow death or something.
The better question is why didn't he use a buzzer?
Because Jahans and because incompetence
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>tfw you had a bad day
fuck why can he not just get a normal haircut?
why does it always look so damn awful?
>Jahans
>Awkwardly going into a haircutting place
lolno would never happen, he's too autistic
>JAHANS
Who?
Must be just another white-guilt nigger lover since I've never heard of him.
its impressive to even be able to fuck up shaving a head honestly
not rare but here
you've got a long path ahead of you
welcome to the world of esoteric jahanism
>mfw prior to the last general election i was vehemently anti-UKIP
>mfw my slow path to becoming redpilled jumped into overdrive after the election and seeing leftists rioting just because they lost a vote
>end up looking into UKIP policies
>realize they were never racist
>at all
>literally not at all
>absolutely nothing racial or racist being said
>ever
And yet every leftist thinks they're like the fucking BNP.
>See Jahans
>Become rightwing
#Based
Shit lads. Jahans is going to fuck us up. Why didn't I take the blue pill!
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He's one of the top weirdest things the internet has ever produced. He's the epitome of cucked SJWism. Also he's hilarious.
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my personal favorite right here
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>digits
that's a big jahans
holy shit lads this is bringing back so many good memories from this summer
i am having a hearty kek over here
>nazis watch out
Jelieve in the Jahans, my son
Legit looks like my Dads hair (hes having chemo)
>those fucking armpit folds
what secret lay tucked away in there?
the nectar of the gods I'm guessing
his body literally looks like some kind of monster
what secret? my erection, leaf. my erection.
Nice Gyno, fag.
Holy shit this is good, do more. Also you should do these longer. Jahans is ripe for OC creativity. We need to make this autismo go viral!
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Holy shit this is AMAZING. Please make more, kek'd my ass off m8.
And who the fuck wants to watch some SJW bitch-with-a-dick ramble on? Just put them and the niggers on a leaky boat and shove it off the shore already.
can't take credit for it, I believe it was the canadian user who would always make new threads who created it
our prophet is gonna genocide you fucking nazis
praise the farsh nuke
(You)
behold
the tenets of esoteric jahanism
what a legend, that guy pretty much created esoteric jahanism
he should make more content, my body is READY
SAME
Is this guys excuse for all of his problems in life literally:
>but muh autism!
Fucking pathetic. He should really just learn to suffer a little for a better tomorrow, jesus christ.
I would bet good money that you could physically beat the autism out of him, if that's what it took for him to perform work of some kind.
Seriously, if he steps out of line/starts acting up, give him a good whipping. The first time it will hurt like shit and he'll probably act up some more, the second time he'll begin to realize that if he doesn't fall in line, he will only feel pain.
I'm afraid violence is the only answer for some people and it isn't just violent criminals. Autism is bullshit, autists just need to get the fuck over themselves.
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real Jahans quote- showing his vast wisdom
even if he is hopelessly autistic, that doesn't excuse him from being so lazy and whiney and self-pitying
it really is pathetic
seeing him make the constant excuses he does makes me want to be a better person because I see some of those traits in myself at times
Please stop shitposting about yourself to get more negative attention.
Having a super low testosterone doesn't help your willpower.
I'm American, user, not British (like Jahans)
he has Brendan-Fraseritis
I-isn't what he's saying considered hate speech in Bongistan? The absolute madman!
weird he actually looks like Brendan Fraser kind of
Chips (I'm sorry, CRISPS), meds, a bowl of slop and a Diet Coke, the breakfast of champions.
Those are genuine tits, rare to see on a chub who isn't full-blown fatty. His estrogen levels must be off the fucking charts!
I had the privilege of speaking to Jahans on voicechat. Asked him how often he showered, and he said roughly once every 3 days
>being that fat
>showing every 3 days
He doesn't have a sense of smell so he doesn't even realise how bad he must stink
don't forget the cup of squash
he probably drinks an absolute MINIMUM of 500 calories a day in grape squash
yup
are those audio files up on esotericjahanism the website?
barf
Another
here's a young jahans
where did it all go wrong? did he ever have a shot?
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you want a taste of these milkshakes baby?
I can't watch the new video without nearly crying at his haircut.
FUCKING SAME HERE LAD
yeah, worth having a quick skip though. he was very open
it is sad to see his glorious manmane go
he looks even more cucked without his hair
is he balding?
could you imagine being so low test you grow tits that size, then start to go bald before you turn 25?
how shit can one person's genetics even be
>how shit can one person's genetics even be
lol you don't wanna know
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
superior anglo genes
Can someone tell me at what time in the video he says he advocates genocide? If I put 0:00 fuckers probably won't look twice.
>tfw 100% German American Thuringian/Rhinelander mix
Feels nordic man.
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he pretty much says it right away and keeps repeating it over and over for the rest of the video
the whole video desu
btw senpai if we can get Jahan's head on this gif it would be god-tier memeing
>that fucking garbage pile in the back
literally how the fuck is this even possible
how do you attempt to buzz your hair and end up with this
and how do you look in the mirror after and be ok with it
I don't even have words for this
I hope it's because he has a terminal illness.
man this is it.
eleven-oh-five-four thousand-
nice montage
I tried to get it from different angles
I'm in awe of it
here I thought it couldn't get much worse than the Jahans Youth look
The most amazing thing about this creature is not his immense lack of anything resembling charisma, it's not his ludicrous breasts or the fact he is unashamed of displaying his hideous form for anyone with I ternet access to see.
The thing I find truly remarkable is that he sits there in that god awfull bedroom spouting his retarded shit in such a way as to suggest that no same person could ever disagree with him, he's now so convinced of his righteous position that he think that anyone who disagrees with him should be shot because THEY are extremists.
slightly better version
its pretty remarkable isn't it
and that he is a communist for the sole reason that he doesn't want to get a job or provide anything for society
he just wants to masturbate and play skyrim
I went with 5:27. He's skirting the line throughout by implying support for, but not outright advocating murder. At 5:27, however, he says "You're the bad guys. You're a threat that must be neutralized." In the context of the rest of the video, it's reasonable to assert that he's advocating murder with that statement.
Also, I used the phrase "based on political beliefs he perceives them as having". It's very important to point out that while technically he's directing those statements at people who support genocide, the context makes it obvious he's ascribing this stance to all Trump supporters.
>that fucking bellow at the beginning
Fuck me lads this is gunna be good
it would be great to get him kicked off youtube and all his videos removed for that
too bad youtube is probably fine with outright calls for violence against trump supporters
TRUMP CONFIRMED BROWSING INTERNET AT 2 IN THE MORNING