Is your body ready?

Is your body ready?

I'm ready to Bernie to be cucked harder than he's ever been cucked before.

What does he think he will be able to do against an award winning debater.

Bernie can only scream "free shit for everyone" in his hoarse voice for so long.

Why make it look like a boxing match?

Will he send the old communist fart in hell where he belongs?

DAHNALD

We $#Alternate Reality#$ now.

Who wins? Cruz or Bernie?

Prediction: Cruz will destroy Bernie, however kikebook and twitterfags will highlight a few good segments by Bernie and will claim he won.

come on nigger this isnt hard

for ratings lol

>1 year ago Bernie vs Ted would have been seen as the people's champion vs a scheming rat
>now it's a cowardly conman vs a redeemed warrior

This time is pretty powerful desu

Will be hilarious watching the Hillarybots on Twitter siding with Cruz because they still blame Bernie for their terrible candidate's loss

We cruz missile now boy

Nostalgia of the election right here

It's okay to be a #CruzMissile now

HAVE MY HIGH ENERGY, TED!

#CRUZMISSILE

it is true people have gotten more interested in politics

What could have been if lying Hillary died and the delegates were found.

Trump would of still won. The sheer amount of write-ins for trump.

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I'm assuming it'll be heavily biased towards Bernie. But Cruz is a debating pro so he might blow him out

Bernie Sanders is a horrible debater. Ted Cruz is going to stomp him into next week.

CNN and the Bernie People will say he won no matter what happens though.

They will talk past each other the whole time and defer to talking points because Cruz will be afraid to come off as a mean Republican by cornering Sanders on his demagogic bullshit.

This is why they're known as the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. Republicans are stupid for letting Democrats lie to Americans.

I'll probably skip this one. It's just going to be a bunch of actual communists flinging shit at Ted.

emotion vs logic

drink every time bernie says free or deserve

Don't forget "access" and misapplication of the word "rights."

>mfw Bernie gets a stroke halfway through the debate
>mfw Obamacare could of saved him

Why do they market this shit like its a fucking UFC fight?

verbal debates are not his strong suit.

what is his strong suit? All I can think of is being a pseudo communist basic bitch rabble rouser

Sanders! Your Communist Corruption of the Credulous Children of these United States ends NOW! I, a True Constitutional Conservative Cruzader, will slay you where you where you stand!

>the future of Obamacare
boring topic

because it might be

Ted Cruz has the charisma of a wet paper bag.

There's a reason he lost to the Don.