MY DICK
MY DICK
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found it...
If shes capable of doing a cartwheel, then shes at least got a nice body.
I say kudos. Well done
embed links killed that joke
you know a preview image appears when you hover over the word right? retard
it's for the brazilians... they still haven't caught up to us.
But when I hover the cursor over the "embed" part, it has a picture or rick astley.
Are you trying to ruse me, rancid swine?
Embed killed the joke. Also I'm pretty sure everyone knows the url by now.
wow wtf!!! nice to meet you moot but youre a real dick for posting that rick roll lol
damn nigga i fell for it
Why have there not been some life ending laws enacted yet for this shit? Seems like every other month there is a story about some whore taking advantage of kids. I understand there are private schools but this shouldnt be what public school kids are exposed to.
lawson reform
and here i thought this no pantsu shit happens only in animes
You're telling me not one of those little bastards didn't film this?
Come on /pol we need to see this vid
Nice
fucking slut
close your eyes.
your back in 5th grade. but you are a little girl.
your english teacher enters the room, it's 48 year old Harris, but what is this!
he is wearing skirt!
you and your girlfriends start talking to each other and giggle. your heart is pounding and you blush very hard.
youre afraid the others will notice
suddenly Mr Harris steps in front of you, touches you an the cheek and lifts your chin up, looks you in the eyes and whispers:
>this one's for you, kiddo!
and off he goes! in a cacophony of uncoordinated movements Mr Harris torso rotates horizontally before your very eyes.. you cant look away!
his skirt! his skirt!!
THERE IS NOTHING UNDERNEATH HIS SKIRT.. nothing.. but.. in seemingly infinite slowmotion his wrinkly manhood bounces between his legs, the flightpath describing a jagged arc, burning itself into your mind..
what is this??
as you feel the moisture between your legs you blush even harder.
Mr Harris, finished and back from his acrobatic impromptu performance, comes back to the front, back to you.
all eyes are on you. your heart stops, you cant breath
he looks you straight in the eyes, winks at you, and the leaves the room.
even now, 40 years later, you remember the smell of him in that very moment. you describe it to your therapist, and tell him how you will never remember that day.
the day... the music died
>your back in 5th grade
>your
Obviously YOU'RE not there.
close your eyes.
your back in 5th grade. but you are a little girl.
your english teacher, Mr Harris enters the room, you and the girls call him "ol' Harris", but what is this!
he is wearing a skirt!
you and your girlfriends start talking to each other and giggle. your heart is pounding and you blush very hard.
youre afraid the others will notice
suddenly Mr Harris steps in front of you, touches you an the cheek and lifts your chin up, looks you in the eyes and whispers:
>this one's for you, kiddo!
and off he goes! in a cacophony of uncoordinated movements Mr Harris torso rotates horizontally before your very eyes.. you cant look away!
his skirt! his skirt!!
THERE IS NOTHING UNDERNEATH HIS SKIRT.. nothing.. but.. in seemingly infinite slowmotion his wrinkly manhood bounces between his legs, the flightpath describing a jagged arc, burning itself into your mind..
what is this??
as you feel the moisture between your legs you blush even harder.
Mr Harris, finished and back from his acrobatic impromptu performance, comes back to the front, back to you.
all eyes are on you. your heart stops, you cant breath
he looks you straight in the eyes, winks at you, and the leaves the room.
even now, 40 years later, you remember the smell of him in that very moment. you describe it to your therapist, and tell him how you will never forget that day.
the day... the music died
>Men wearing skirts
I cant fap to this
I can
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HAHA you faggots. I live in Baltimore and the teacher was a man just saw the story on WJZ
>no video
>no evidence
kek
You know that Sup Forums X has been a thing for almost 10 years, right?
Thanks i really wanted to hear that song, my gf thanks you too.
nice
False, I found the culprit.
Women don't just do panty-less cartwheels for no reason. That bitch is starving for the D.
Exactly. It isn't like she could have just "Forgot" either is it.
She also intentionally works in a SCHOOL, wearing skirts with no panties.. Hardly a slutty clubbing night out.
Imagine if a bloke walked round commando, with his zipper undone, giving flashes and possible flop outs by "accident", he'd be fucking crucified.