Tfw you're jerking it as fast as you can and see this call come in

>what do?

DO NOT ANSWER!

stop

...

continue

finish and then see what he wants

kek

Ask him why he killed Euronymous?

Uncontrollably nut, he's kinda cute ' 3'

That would be the phone call that saved your fap

Ask him why he hates pornography, why he hates all gays, and why he thinks learning to play an instrument is a waste of time.

I only jerk to pictures of artistic nudes, so I continue but pick up the phone

Transfer call to op's mom.

Lol doesn't he hate guitars because africans invented them.

Cower in shame.

No, he legitimately said that learning to play any instrument is a waste of time in one of his recent videos.

No, answer and put him on Facetime, THEN finish.

Nofap is retarded. If you're age 18-30 you can fap once every 3-5 days.


Not cumming for too long = sexual frustration. Women can sense sexual frustration a mile away, huge turnoff.

"I heard Varg called, keep fapping."

Jerk even harder and cum on the phone

what would he do if i called him christian?

Wonder why I am suck a niggerdick loving faggot that I own an iphone

Well, he basically has the morality of a Christian, so he might secretly enjoy that you affirm is moralisthood. (After he pretends to be angry, that is, because of his being biggest big-bad pagan on the block.)

Didn't he have a music band?

I more meant saying it as his old name Kristian

Exactly. I used to listen to his music too (as a teenager). His (one-man) band was Burzum, by the way.

He basically sold himself out has a hard moralist, probably because folkish paganism is getting so popular that he, as the innate para-hipster that he his, switched unto the muh hard crowd in order to not seem too mainstream.

He later made a video trying to rectify this when so many of his blind followers FINALLY called him out on something. His argument was that, because there's so many Muslims, you need to prepare every single minute for your survival or war. No fun allowed.

Except for board games, I guess...

Ah, I see. Yeah, I always felt bad for him that that was his birthname.