Cooking food is evil and ignorant

Cooking food is evil and ignorant.

The only reason to cook food is to get rid of bacteria.
Not all bacteria is bad for you.
There's bacteria in your intestines right now that break down your food so you can LIVE.
Bacteria is good and we should ingest as much bacteria as possible.

I've been covering myself in feces and eating raw meat my entire life and I'm still alive.
Our ancestors did this for millions of years and now we've conquered the world.
My doctors say I keep getting sick because of bacteria but getting sick is entirely random.
The fact that I get sick more often than other people is complete coincidence.

Most bacteria is good and just because there's some bad bacteria that can make you sick doesn't mean we should get rid of all bacteria.

>There's bacteria in your intestines right now
No there isn't I got bleached when I was a kid
Also why do Americans say intestine like in test in makes no sense

>nice metaphors

T.E.Coli

It's T.E. Lawrence you idiot

The same reason you say aboot.

sounds like a refugee/immigrant analysis

We say aboat

>I've been covering myself in feces my entire life

hello Pajeet, remember that canada has plenty of loo's for you

you know, 2000 years ago raw meat wasnt that unsafe. things have changed since then, especially with factory farming. raw meat has many deadly bacteria now.

How would you say it, leaf?

??
are you trying to say abowt?

2000 years ago people cooked their frickin food man

C-can i be your friend, leaf?

In test eyen
We pronounce about like a boat, because that's how it's said
Americans sound like they stubbed their toe mid sentence
Ab-OWT!!!!!

Overdosing on the milkpill

>No there isn't I got bleached when I was a kid

You definitely don't say aboat, leaf. I've been around your kind, I know all about you.

You talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded

You know, one of the reasons we were able to thrive as a species is because we are really good at keeping ourselves free of parasites because we cook our food. That is a whole lot more energy to put towards meaningful things rather than supporting an ecosystem of parasites within us like every other animal on Earth. I mean even monkeys, dogs, cats and other animals keep themselves free of external parasites whenever they can via grooming, humans just found a way to remain free of internal parasites too. If other animals could cook their food, they would, they just don't have the brainpower or dexterity.

I know you're trolling though.

Canadians speak with the front of their mouth more and Americans with the back of their throat because you evolved to talk with a big black dick in your mouth

Nobody ate raw food 2000 years ago, not even 20,000 years ago, humans have been controlling fire and cooking food for about 400,000 years.

You are right about raw food being safer if it's not factory farmed but it is still not safe at all, you'll still get loaded with bacteria and parasites that our bodies haven't needed to deal with for hundreds of thousands of years.

Did the bleach enema at least cure your autism?

>400,000 years
The world isn't even half that age idiot

I was waiting for people to comment on that