>If President Trump goes through with a proposal to tax Mexican imports, prepare to spend more for a bowl of guacamole. >In 2017, the U.S. is expected to get about 80% of its avocado supply from its southern neighbor, according to Tom Bellamore, president of the California Avocado Commission. That's 2.14 billion pounds of avocados. Only 10% of the country's demand is met by domestically-grown avocados, nearly all of that in California.
Trump ruins trade with Mexico, California secedes, no more avocados.
perhaps if there is a lot of demand for avocados someone will step up and create an avocado farm within the US
what a revolutionary concept
Noah Thompson
JESUS CHRIST HOW THE FUCK WILL WE LIVE WITHOUT AVOCADOS! WHAT ABOUT MY CAR, ITS AVOCADO POWERED!
Christian Sanchez
I don't eat that shit anyway. Goodbye avocados.
Jose Long
They grow all over the southern US
Carter Reyes
Hahaha how can guacamole ever recover?
Jeb on suicide watch.
Gabriel Ward
avocados are so fucking overrated. I live in socal and barely eat them
Parker Evans
We deserve this. Basing our entire economy around avocados was a mistake, but no one wanted to listen!
Zachary Morris
Fpbp
Estonia, I've always liked you.
Elijah Young
this disaster wouldn't happen if Jeb would have won
Robert Morales
How will Yeb! recover ?
Jason Robinson
Hawaii avacados were just relegalized for the mainland, and are superior in taste. Their industry is now in the ramp up phase to serve the huge American market.
dumb amerifats, you should have chosen the guac merchant as your prez
David Bailey
>Jeb! runs for president >wants to spread the love of guacanomics >guacabowl is love >guacabowl is life >loses to this upstart chaos candidate BULLY >goes home to cry into his guacabowl >why didn't they choose guacabowl >chaos president BULLY BULLIES MEXICO >NO MORE AVOCADOS >no more guac >no more... >life
Nathan Sullivan
>alternative timeline >Jeb won election >united humanity through the best guacabowl that ever touched your tongue >ISIS laid down their arms >Putin shed a tear and hugged Merkel >Israel explodes >ten years later humanity colonized Mars
Aaron Wood
We can send you more "paltas" tif you want sempai.
Leo Rivera
it's alright.
with global warming, i can grow avocado trees here in utah.
Lincoln Rivera
You could have prevented this.
Thomas Martin
>tfw always secretly wanted to be a farmer and trump is going to make my wish come true
this guy keeps on giving
Asher Cook
Omg doomjeb is so great
John Sullivan
Oh no. How will you survive now USA?
William Anderson
Me too. I work IT but want nothing more than to just wake up with the sun and work my fields
Julian Murphy
Guac will be a luxury item, he can sell his bowle (and recipe) for 10 times what he's asking now.
Jace Martin
>embargo mexico >the worst case is you have to buy domestic avocados
im not seeing any downsides so far my man
Gavin Murphy
>California Avocado Commission kek
Jaxson Cox
Jeb(!)'s blood is in your hands, Sup Forums.
You could have saved him.
Owen Rivera
avocados won't hamstring the US economy. our livelihood is priceless compared to fucking.. whatever group avocados belong to
Christopher Cox
I don't think you can buy those anymore. I wanted to find one for my daughter's bat mitzvah.
Parker Ross
>2018 >law and order dont exist anymore in the US >warbands roam the wastlands and raid avocado farms >fortune seeker search for avocados in closed off zones >avocado cores are a currency >the Church of Jeb is the predominant faction
Elijah Lopez
YEB ON SUICIDE WATCH!!! That goblin-fucker's life just became twice as hard. Also, my mother has a Avocad tree and a lime tree in her backyard in Florida, both of which make more fruit than the family can handle. Maybe I'll finally be able to convince her to sell them. Kek bless Trump.
Logan Jones
The first words of those men who stepped on Mars were "It's like a red guacamole."
Logan Jackson
>already started with artificial scarcity of bowles Trump is a Bush shill! He's working to make Jeb rich!
Hunter Richardson
WHAT?!
NOOOO
I NEED AVOCADOS IN MY DIET YOU CAN'T DO THIS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Grayson Peterson
TRUMP WINS HAWAII IN 2020
MAKE AMERICA GREATER THAN EVER
Wyatt Bell
was a trump supporter before, but now it's just funny watching this dude crash and burn. In all seriousness, we can't let this guy get his hands on the nuclear codes
Luis Baker
There are levels of survival we are willing to accept.
Austin Howard
...
William Butler
GUAC'D
Luke Sanders
Mexico's main exports to the U.S. are actually electronic goods and components for nuclear reactors(!)... I find this unsettling, as even Mexican-made guitars are inferior to their American-made counterparts
Ryder Edwards
It's almost like (((they))) wanted to squash small business in order to keep us bending the knee, ensuring that the only one in our life who can improve our standard of living is the govt
Jaxon Sanchez
NOT THE GUAC THE GUAAAAAAC
Jaxson Lewis
>tfw Bogdanoff nuclear missiles and genetic warfare research was all a distraction >tfw the avocado was their weapon all this time >tfw BOGGED
Robert Hughes
>yfw you realize this is an elaborate scheme to further humiliate Jeb Bush
Andrew Torres
Avocados are used in the Pharma and Cosmetic industries, not just restaurants and hipster stores.
Ayden Morgan
>MAKE GUAC GREAT AGAIN.
Jeb! 2020.
Alexander Phillips
also in the porn industry the production of Gaping Veggies 4 - Revenge of the Avocado was canceled
Austin Reed
Miami has avocados growing in every Cuban's backyard. We could easily pick up the advocado industry.
Zachary Allen
>tfw to smart to avocado
Jacob Thompson
It could have been different user...
Kayden Gutierrez
Why didn't you clap?
Josiah Gomez
>Mars is terraformed and remotely seeded with avocados in anticipation of colonist's guac demand.
Angel Williams
>CNN
Connor Price
>AVOCADOS people eat AVOCADOS?
Sebastian Hughes
Kek my fucking sides exploded into space with enough thrust to get us to Mars already.
Nolan Price
>wont be able to get guac in my chipotle burrito once or twice a year Woe is me
Alexander Torres
i honestly don't even know anyone who eats avocados
Julian Sanchez
do any white non-Hispanic people here even eat avocados? seems like this would only effect Hispanic people anyway
Anthony Torres
how often do you faggots need avocados lmao
Cameron Scott
and you never will
Parker Garcia
Good, and maybe California will stop wasting precious water on disgusting almonds, too.
Brandon Nguyen
Is Mexico the only producer of avocado in the world? Pro tip: it's not. I'm sure Dominican republic and Peru will be thrilled to increase their production and exports to the US.
Jackson Morris
very true.. cheers
Adrian Torres
1) avacados are disgusting. 2) guacamole is an example of the vicious influence of foreign culture on the United States, and should be stamped out. 3) There's better avocados and guacamole from south america anyway, and more affordably.
tl;dr fuck mexico.
Oliver Ross
DAHNALLDD DON'T DO IT THE FEDERAL GUACA BOWLE RESERVE DAHNALD
Andrew Thompson
Estonia is the kind of immigrant we need. Why don't you come to New York? I know this guy Niko Bellic who loves to employ people like you.
Jeremiah Rogers
They will go from 5 dollars to 6 dollars...
which means the Florida avocados that cost 5.25 will be the ones everybody buys AND it will create more jobs...
Unless, the peso keeps dropping, so then the dollar will have more purchasing power towards the peso, which means avocados from Mexico will then cost 4 dollars.
Wyatt Nguyen
Mexican and not even I like Avocados you won't miss much.
Jace Long
Paying extra for guac is how the kikes get you and keep you down
Hunter Gomez
We have rain.
Angel Wright
Guacamole is fucking disgusting
Ayden Anderson
>California secedes
No they wont. I'd like to see them try.
Libtards "We wont take it anymore, we're leaving the USA"
Trump: "No you're not"
Libtards: "O-O-Ok"
Adrian Diaz
For #3, why then have they not displaced Mexican avocados in the marketplace?
Samuel Sanders
This.
Simply because the federal government needs California more than California needs the federal government. Trump can't let a huge cash cow wander off.
>inb4 libtards can't into economy.
Justin Edwards
OH MY GOD I'M SO GUACA SORRY!
Jaxson Wilson
because most of the consumers of avocado and guacamole in America are smelly, dumb beaner scum. They purchase inferior, more expensive mexican avocados out of misplaced nationalism (they hate the United States) and preference for the regional flavor subtleties.
Logan Parker
Can you provide some evidence to back that up?
Ryder Cox
Who even likes avocadoes?
Hudson Cruz
Your logic is shit. This is how it goes: >Cucklifornia farmers realize that they do a lot more business since Mexican avocados don't flood the market. >Farmers invest in new cropping system. >Silicon Valley nerds start creating drones to increase productivity of avocado crops. >New businesses to build, repair, mantain, install the drones are created thanks the deregulation of the economy and tax cuts. Jobs are created. >Demand is met with increased offer. >Liberals in California start uncucking themselves
Leo Richardson
>We have rain. Thanks Trump
Lincoln Allen
Why, yes. Please review this 100% scientific and peer reviewed graphic which unequivocally proves me right.
Anthony Cox
people whose diet doesn't consist solely of potatoes, rotting fish and salt that's who
Leo Nelson
>california becomes the usa #1 producer of avocados >the price goes up >illegal workers get kicked out >across the bountiful avocado fields are patches of pink, blue, and rainbow >as you get closer you realise it's SJW's >you hear them complaining about having to work and pay off their gender studies degree >yfw
Jordan Phillips
>>Liberals in California start uncucking themselves Science fiction, user. The libtards are cucked beyond all hope of repair.
Camden Carter
I don't even like avocados.
Gavin Butler
amerifats need to cut down their daily caloric intake anyways.
Make America Skinny Again
Matthew Howard
>Tasteless mush Oh no I have to have tasteless must on my sandwich.
>Liberals in California start uncucking themselves Inaccurate. It's far more likely they'll give the farming drones electricity subsidies and voting rights.
Ayden Martinez
> implying florida doesn't/ cant grow avocados
Julian Miller
>>wants to spread the love of guacanomics
>Indian prime minister wants to take India off the guacadollar and use a poo based currency >Jeb! hashes a plan to remove Indian PM with a coup >Destabilizes the entire Asian region >In order to save face, says we must take poo refugees by the masses >Every Ave/St/Blvd/Rd/Cir/Pl in the U.S. is now designated
Jeremiah Ramirez
Some nigger will farm avacodos in Texas and clean the fuck up in the newly depleted guac market
This really activated my avacodos.
Cameron Powell
i prefer florida or california avocados
Kayden Cruz
How will we ever recover?
Robert Perez
I should have clapped.
Jonathan Bell
was this his master plan? Has america just been dancing on the palm of his hand?
