Ok Sup Forums, serious request. I have just realized that i know jack shit about ukrainian conflict. How did it start...

Ok Sup Forums, serious request. I have just realized that i know jack shit about ukrainian conflict. How did it start? Who's fighting who? What's the endgame?
I need a quick rundown

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Chrimea full of Russians. Vote to rejoin Russia. Usa manipulates election fails. Soros sponsored riots in Kiev. Live stream tire fire. Tanks in 15mins.

russians are jealous of the superior race (ukrainians) so they want to control them and make them as miserable as they are

But why now? Russians had bases in Crimea for a long time. Hell, they even gave up that pennisula themselves in previous century

Chrimea has a sub base Russia wanted back

Crimea is easier part, i'm more confused about donetsk etc

Why not take the whole thing when no one is going to stop you? You would be stupid not to.

idk, russians have biggest conutry on earth with massive amounts of resources and not enough people to use it. maybe they want to remind everone that they were superpower form time to time

>What's the endgame?

control of salo reserves

>biggest conutry on earth
that's is all ice

Can't blame you for that

>thats all ice
after global warming, it is prime real estate

Another Soros destabilization.He funds revolution, revolution turns to civil war, country gets fucked up, he comes in and snaps up property at rock bottom price. Country stabilizes, prices rise and he make mucho profito. And thats without all the sneaky mineral/energy take overs, arms sales, human trafficking and organ harvesting that also happen to be conveniently exploitable.

Look for DynCorp connections

I know organizations in Poland that are funded by Soros and they are generally leftist cunt, bent on destroying traditional values

George Soros had a lot of puppets who were fucking Ukraine, and apparently it reached a boiling point where shit broke.

Brazil almost reached that point, too. Somehow they stabilized the situation before huehues began beheading Soros' cronies running their gubbment.

Salo reserves? Oil? Gas?

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Essentially, protests over a trade deal between Ukraine and Russia led to the overthrow of a pro Russian president, Russian soldiers then moved into to annex a majority Russian province, crimea, and two provinces that supported the pro Russian president declared independence. No end game yet. Frozen conflict

What the fuck is that? Some sort of lard delicacy?

Yes, basically. it also exists in polish cuissine but is much less common

or you know, giving the history and all of that invasions from west eruope and (((vatican)))
they just wanna create a large buffer zone on the great North European Plain, which is an straight path to the russian hearthland without any geographical barriers
i know i would be thinking like that if i was a leader

Yes, it was a small redpill when i understood that some years ago. But russians should also understad that there is kind of a good reason for most of those countreis to be in NATO

and that reason is russian imperialism

Jesus, I thought English food was unhealthy, at least you got the extreme cold as an excuse to indulge in culinary fat fetish

Gotta love that concentrated energy for long, snowy winters

how are there nato bases in kazahkstan, thailand and even fucking somalia?

True...

Trust me it's not Russia you want to be worried about. The globalists will fuck you over more than Putin.

Kazahstan borders Russia
Thailand is close to (former) communist China
iirc, there was a USA/Soviet proxy war in Somalia

nah, i fucked somalia one

no one is denying that
im verry well familliar with your recent commie history and all of the glom from the days behind the iron curtain

just saying, russian lost milions and even before that west had a bad habbit of constantly invading to the east

create more buffer zones, not to die en masses like you used to die
it was pretty much shitty for you guys, but it's realpolitik
someones gonna get shit


but now after the collapse of the (((comunism))) russia has been behaving much more better than the (((nato)))
not saying they wouldn't full zerg rush if they had the opportunity
but contrabalance powers are needed to check the multipolar world from becoming (((totalitarian)))

im all for normalization of polish-russian ralations. at times it's.. difficult

there are not
it's not a completly accurate map
but it speaks volumes

you get the picture

>Control of Somalia was of great interest to both the Soviet Union and the United States due to the country's strategic location at the mouth of the Red Sea. After the Soviets broke with Barre in the late 1970s, he subsequently expelled all Soviet advisers, tore up his friendship treaty with the Soviet Union, and switched allegiance to the West. The United States stepped in and until 1989, was a strong supporter of the Barre government for whom it provided approximately US$100 million per year in economic and military aid.

so i was on the right track after all

but it is
at least more than a (((processed gmo))) food you've been eating

(((verry much)))
if your government in power would just realize that the (((EU))) is right now shooting itself in the foot
all they would need to do is just calm a lttle down, normalise a relations with ruskies, keep the resources and weapons from nato and milk the both sides
you have the opportunity of a lifetime to become new yugoslavia without all that (((PC commie))) shit and develop your nation as never before

I adimt it is difficult to stay away from the goy food here but organic is farily easy to get if a little more expensive.

PiS is catholic national socialist party, so they don't really like the EU nut right now de facto leader of Poland is Jarosław Kaczyński, who lost his twin brother in Smoleńsk plane crash, and puts the blame one russian side, so no change will come as long as he is i power

can someone give me the slow reach around?