Audi Commercial

KEKS BTFO

Look at that fucking like:dislike ratio hahahahahaha this superbowl is fucked

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This makes me feel sad for all the engineers working there, building good cars and then the marketing team (usually female libtards) decide to make a commercial like that.

Are ANY of us big enough cucks to watch the niggerbowl this year after all the shit the NFL pulled this year?

Make way for the superior American brand :^))))))

>The Superbowl is fucked
I seriously never watched one and I never will

What's wrong with equal pay for equal work?

that already exists. it's illegal to pay someone less in america.

the problem is that libtard fat feminists who eat ice cream for breakfast and do zero fucking work expect to be paid as much as a doctor, lawyer, high end skilled labor, or other high paying job that usually requires years of college.

90% of all women work in retail or clerical. do you think the waitress at a restaurant or the bitch folding shirts at the mall deserve 6 figure salaries for what they're doing?

>jennifer lawrence highest paid actor in 2016

>muh wage gap

shut the fuck up liberals

>lowest numbers for a superbowl ever
>SJW ads
>niggers still taking a knee
The kikes are killing their best propaganda machines, lol.

It's illegal in Finland also. The official salaries are per hour, experience, position, etc. They do NOT depend on gender/sex. There is no such categorization (see PAM).

A master chef woman will get more money than an assistant chef man, same restaurant. A master chef man who works weekends and red calendar days will get more money than a master chef woman who doesn't work those.

The fact that there's so much propaganda about something that exists tells me that it should NOT exist in the first place.

That being said, the commercial made my fiance laugh and facepalm.

> pic related is interesting

Audis are for yuppie cucks anyway. At least here it is.

Why are they doing this to us? I can't take it anymore, anons. I think it's over. It is just so overwhelming, and it is not stopping, and it is getting worse, and it is everywhere, and more and people are being brainwashed and believing this garbage.

It's over. We lost. They won. How can you even have hope anymore?

Looking for a new car. Audi - Vorsprung durch Hanhrei

Next manufacturer......

>tfw rooting for Brady and the Patriots just to piss off the NFL

You should see it irl to see how graceful this new redesign is.

pretty much

but that doesnt stop the millionaire women from getting on their soapbox

>good car
>Audi
It's the worst German car manufacturer, it's just a rebranded overpriced VW

Liberals like fighting for rights they already have

If women were paid less than man because they're cunts then why aren't companies made entirely out of women ?

Kinda surprising that they decided to double down on this bullshit.

I really don't think I'm going to bother with a superbowl party this year.

Yes because the last 50 years of feminist reprogramming has done wonders for modern society.

When will these evil fucktards wake the fuck up and realize they've done enough damage as it is. The mtf epidemic is only going to get worse.

Fuck audi and fuck feminism

i know how you feel m8

Get some dislikes going on this cucked budwieser superbowl ad.
youtube.com/watch?v=7ZmlRtpzwos
>This guy came from germany and made a beer company, this is why we need muslims

Trump yo

I don't get it, I thought the purpose of the superbowl was to have people want to watch for the commercials. But they're showing them all now.

Remember: Football is entirely Jewish. It is a ploy to make the goyim idolize the blacks. The NFL is a pro diversity anti white organization, and that is why these ads are allowed, desired even.

They'll push this propaganda but wouldn't let Daniel Defense run an ad about a man protecting his family and home.

How long until they turn off the like to dislike ratio on this video?

Audi is what devout consumers drive around in to let eachother know that they're part of the same religion.

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Stop with your Continental meme please.

You ever see Terminator 2: Judgment Day?

Remember the liquid metal T-1000? At the end he's shot by a grenade and falls into the car of molten steel. Before it's ultimately destroyed, it wails and flips, literally turning inside and out of itself.

That's the left right now. They're flailing as they die an agonizing death. They keep reaching out trying to survive with these last ditch efforts (propaganda, protests, etc.) but ultimately they're drowning in their own personal inferno. They're fucked.

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The Continental is best car

By the time SJWism has filtered down to the mainstream advertisement market the movement has at least become watered down and no longer at its peak as it was during the time of Obama when everything increasingly radicalized along racial and gender lines without suppression.

someone just bring saab back

Why is there no dick on that horse?

>that comment section

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This is a bad analogy.
Bigger people need more food, makes sense.
Bigger people don't need more money, the analogy doesn't translate.

Audi Board of Directors:

audi.com/corporate/en/company/corporate-management/members-of-the-board.html

PRETTY FUCKING PROGRESSIVE DESU SENPAI

Despite the fact that the video is bullshit because women are valued higher nowadays than men.

Have they ever sat down and thought about it.

Women are objectively worse than men in almost every aspect of life.

It's not even debatable. It's just a fact. That doesn't mean they shouldn't be treated equally (I mean, retarded people should be treated equally too).

Still, it pisses me off. Humankind has figured this out thousands of years ago - they act like it's not true, or that women are better even. What a shitshow we live in.

Because it already exists you retard
Paying someone more than others while in the same position is a bad business practice
That's why most facilities pay minimum wage to everyone just to have larger profit margins

For doing more harder and more work they do.

Men are more likely to have dirty dangerous jobs. Men are also more likely to die in war. Men deserve reparations.

>choose meme degree and be barista
>only take jobs in air-conditioned offices
>call in sick more and show up less for overtime
>suck money out of health insurance costs for maternity and fuck off for 6 months at a time
>waaaaaa why don't I make as much

It's perfectly comparable. And if you actually do your fucking research single women make more than single men for the same job. Your sexist bullshit won't work here.

>all those thick-rimmed cuck glasses
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

Who are they even pandering to? Audi's are expensive as fuck. No Starbucks baristas can afford cars like that.

>Men deserve reparations.
No, they don't. That's what makes men men. They grit their teeth, do what they need to do and don't bitch about it afterwards.

ho fuck
the normosphere is woke

Why are Audi drivers such bad drivers?

>constantly tailgating
>not giving way at passing points
>not looking at junctions
>overtaking at stupid places

75% of the time it's an Audi. Wtf is wrong with these people?

THEY TOOK AWAY THE GRAPH THAT SHOWS JUST HOW MISERABLY SOME VIDEOS ARE FAILING


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHa
DO NOT BUY AUDI/VW/SKODA/SEAT/

THESE GUYS MADE A COMMERCIAL TWO SUPER BOWLS AGO THAT SHOWED "GREEN POLICE" ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR NOT BEING GREEN ENOUGH

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Fuck, I'm trading in my S4 next month.

guess what, the female installers at my HVAC company take home 1/10 what the male ones do

there's only one of them & ten men. there's your goddamn wage gap right there.

when they're getting double time on an oil rig for a three month stay & they're taking home less, they can bitch

press F to shit on audi's upper management

>Hey I'm an important executive and I got important shit to do.
>If I were you yield to you here sir, you might think I wasnt in a hurry to get somewhere and spent money on this POS just to pretend to be important.

Kikes get paid by the pageview. They don't give a shit about "likes." It isn't kikebook.

Every one of these kikeops is designed for one thing; to increase kikebux by increasing traffic.

Without thinking to some gay shit like Buzzfeed, anyone have a listing of all the commercials set for the bowl? We can started blasting them all.

please give me a rundown?
what is the problem here?
a white girl with blond hair won and the father got a new audi..
what is the problem here?

>most of car enthusiasts are men
>pander to women

Automotives will always be a male dominated field no matter what
The skill and financial ceiling is too high for women to get into
Thats why most women drive cheap shit which are poorly maintained 90% at a time
I fix people's cars as a sideline but holy shit most of the time its my female coworkers who know jack about cars

Why even hire men if women will work for less?

>There is quite literally a incentive for women to get into all kinds of STEM or traditionally masculine work, to the point that they'll upfront tell you they don't want men, they'll choose women (Even if they've got shit personalities unfit for the job) and push them in despite having differences on how they view sex

These dumb bitches man, they keep a lot of men out of work because of a literal incentive to break them out of traditionally female work and then basically push men into work which is reserved for mostly women and are surprised when they get shit thrown in their face when they start complaining about workplace issues.

There isn't. Which is what makes this easy to spot virtue signalling.

Mate. Exactly the same here.
In position to buy a car brand new and Audi's have always been my dream vehicle.

I'm quite happy to spend my money elsewhere. On a company that actually reflects my values.

As for the Superbowl. This will be the first one I don't watch. Even though my teams back in there. The NFL has shot itself in the foot so many times this season. And as someone who walked out of a store when they put gaga on, I don't need to see her homo loving ass.

>what do i tell my daughter
the truth would be a good start.

TOOT TOOT

MOST REDPILLED CAR COMING THROUGH

Interesting, me and a good friend had a discussion about this just a few days ago. I agree with pic related.

>government program starts program to remove female midwives and teachers

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I don't understand Audi.. sure the cars sold has declined and they are in panick mode. But doing this PC shit to make liberals happy won't really see an increase in car sales.
What the fuck do they think? That a bunch of liberals on welfare or minimum pay will buy new Audi's? Jeez.

THATS FUCKING IT!
Sory gerbros but i whanted to but audi becose of this crap i proabably will buy some american car ,amrifaggs are there good american cars?

They couldn't yet they still push workplace equality bullshit knowing it won't work, it's just petty appeal which actually creates a rift in employment.

>You will instantly be valued less than every man you meet

Unless she's an executive working at some comfy Californian firm and she walks by a trouser wearing "hick white trash redneck" eating a Big Mac, right?

same here actually, about to close on a new 2017 Accord
no idea what Honda's position on this shit is which probably means they stay professional and avoid making political statements which is a good thing

>RWD
>V8 engine
>Cushy velour seats
if not, then new Cadillac can fuck off.

THIS!

My team didn't make it to the Super Bowl so I honestly don't give a shit

This.

There is no equality. We're meant to be different, cherish your pros, embrace your cons and deal with it.

Get yerself a nice ford pickup truck.

No.

I'd tell you to buy a holden overseas via opel, but germany doesn't even sell of our commodores, only americans got our nice sports sedans.

Beats a donkey cart, slav.

saabs are the best cars i've driven with the exception of the older models (90s era) being designed for midgets

What's redpilled about a Ka?

They don't know their consumers. The average person that can afford an in the states (part prices are unfuckingbelievable to the point that you can junk one and almost make your money back) isn't the least bit interested in social justice or gender equality.

You can't eat social justice. You can't pay your bills with gender equality.

WHEN DID CAR COMPANIES START MAKING SJW BULLCRAP ADS?

ALSO THIS IS SOMETHING THAT MERCEDES BENZ WOULD DO, NOT AUDI.

FUCK. I'm happy I got my Lexus.

Seriously, though... What the fuck were they thinking with this? I cannot wrap my brain around it.

Chrysler has some good cars. Lincoln cars also look fantastic.

This 100 times, Audi is a shitshow of unreliable crap.

concern troll somewhere else

lmao @ anybody buying a VAG product in tyool 2017

read more about Ford the company and Henry Ford then come back and talk shit about Ford

>What the fuck were they thinking with this? I cannot wrap my brain around it.

Are you seriously having trouble comprehending a company full of white men making a "by the numbers" feel-good progressive social justice commercial for a country that is currently screaming their cute lil heads off at Donald Trump's meanie comments?

>AWD
>twin-turbo V8
>cushy leather seats
a-ayy

twin-turbo V6*

>talk shit

I just asked a question m8

Jesus fuck, that thing's ugly.

Yeah i was thinking about ford,its preaty expensive but it looks sick tho,the only problem is reserve parts would be hard to get.Becose they arent popular here.

Reminder, only old people and women drive audi in America

You have to watch it

Trumps friend, Tom Brady is going to win

This will be a victory against the corrupt NFL committe, and a won for Trump

But they're not. People that can buy an Audi probably voted for Trump. The approval numbers and the "outrage" are forged just like the projections for Hillary to win.

Mark Dice is fucking awesome, watch all his shit on jewtube

Don't forget based Nissan.
youtube.com/watch?v=tps-uM3qZeE
Buy one today and support the patriarchy.

Fuck I wanted an RS3 also.

FUCK

Dude I'm from Michigan, at least be happy you have an NFL team