Tucker Carlson Tonight

TCT Thread 2/1/17

T-Rex edition:

Rex Tillerson sworn in as Secretary of State

Who are Tucks cucks tonight?

Live stream:
streamfare.com/foxnews.html

yo is that my main man Tucker?

Indeed, tune in and watch out.

shameless self bump for the start of the show.

Even posting a comic for ants.

>You're not real.
>You don't exist.
>Nothing about you is legitimate.

Tucked.

That interview was humorous.

>Best time of the day! Cucker Time!
Wonder if his guests tonight read the HOW to tuck the cuck guide

He was /ourguy/

Huehuehue hey man

Was that tonight? Who is that?

Thank you for these threads, No one says it, but we appreciate the effort.

Shia Lacuck had a good interview before his HWYDU art project.

HOLY SHIT

HES BACK

Quite welcome, just keep coming.

I told you I would save a few.

tucking in process

Old episode, the guy trolled regular MAYNE STREEM METIOR but Tucker called him out for being a fraud, but it was likely just a joke the guy was playing.

That chick is getting tucked hard.

LET ME POST CAPTCHA YOURE BEING A STUPID CUNT

MS-13 bitch!

He was /ourguy/ literally user

>Central americans started ms13
>Ms13 didnt exist until they got deported
>I dont want to discuss the root cause

Who /comfy/ here watching Tucker Carlson?

...

>include niggers in the native population

SEE IMMIGRANTS COMMIT LESS CRIME

oh..

I believe it, he was shitposting in real life, but it was awesome that Tuck couldn't get cucked. I think that makes Tuck even more /ourguy/ for calling him out.

2 weeks ago. Some Sup Forumstard larper trolled the left then tucker put him on because he thought he was makig stuff up then halfway through the interview he realizes he's just some dude RPing and never thought he'd make it that far
I appreciate you're quality contributing
You're a faggot leaf

Suck on the Tuck you shitskinned cunt.

Very comfy friend. What could be more comfy than being tucked in tight?

I loved the shift from
>I'm going to expose you lying leftist
To
>oh I get it now this is funny let's laugh along behind their backs
He's turned down the volume since the show started now. It's much more civil.

>10,000 refugee's come to Buffalo annually
As if my city wasn't "JUST" enough.

>1 post by this ID
This thread is literally posted every single FUCKING day faggot and the same sad sacks of shit, myself included, post here every day. We are all comfy. Lurk more faggot.

I think she's going to cry.

Yes, this, I thought it was awesome Tuck knew what was going on and played along with it. Great bantz.

So whats the verdict? Did she get TUCKED?

>living in Jewyork
The best state in the country is directly south of you user why not move to PA?

I can see your shithole from my roof

Please clean it up

Not as bad as your "post-national" nation HAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahah

Living in Maryland sucks too.
Every time I see Congressman Cummings and it says "Maryland (D)", I die a little inside.

little to no raised voices and only a little talking over each other
she got a lil' tucked
she was polite so that was nice

Please rake your leaves.

Don't bully, user.

HOLY SHIT

SUE THE GOVERNORS OF SANCTUARY CITIES

FUCK YES FUCK YES

t. Californian

Le Tucker Fishface

How does this man have the patience to debate these liberals daily?

lol i think that would change some peoples view of sanctuary cities

he gets paid to do it

>Why not take advantage of one of the many perks of this country and move to a different state?
Seriously I see you niggers bitch about how you hate living in such a liberal state, why not just move somewhere that isn't cucked? That's what the founding fathers intended. You're too retarded to realize this and continue to bitch while sitting in your superhero undies with 3 weeks of Mountain Dew filled piss bottles piled up in the corner and yesterday's McDonald's wrappers still on top of your computer tower faggot

Cuz ratings. He's doubled the blonde cunt who was in his time slot before.

>why not just move somewhere that isn't cucked?

Because my entire family lives in this area? Along with my friends, their family, etc.

>Living in Maryland due to military base
>From Texas
>sucks

>don't bully, user
Kys nigger faggot this is fucking Sup Forums Every night you post this and only this
$$$$$ and keks
>having emotional attachments
NORMIES LEAVE REEEEE YOU PEOPLE DONT BELONG ON Sup Forums YOU MEVER HAVE AND YOU NEVER WILL

Someday user someday.
speaking of which, which state is the best state to live in. PA seems nice outside of Philly and Pittsburgh

Based Hispanic speaking good ideas right now.

>To be honest I'm not sure what a reasonable argument against this bill would be
fucking kek

Just answer the phone bro

Is Mexican. Hates Mexicans.

My nigga.

Better looking too. Probably has a qt feminine penis. Tucker = best waifu
>feelsbadman.jpeg
Thanks for the service friendo
PA hands down. Highest Amish population, gun loving, mostly old white retired people, Pittsburghs economy is booming and getting stronger, and best wrestling in the world - makes your kid an ubermensch

Scalia's death was fishy.

Gorsuch best replacement.

Libcucks pissed because they whacked off Scalia and couldn't get /theirguy/ in before Trump.

No
>is a newfag
>hates newfags
My nigga

Milo event canceled due to loony left violence.

I couldn't even get properly tucked that last segment with the phone vibrating. Thought I was going crazy, then was annoyed.

I'd lie with him.

>due to fascists

Call them what they are

Not the first time
Let me find the Wikileaks emails hinting at hiring a hitman to off him hold on
MY FUCKING SIDES I LOST THEM

This is the norm. Let them make fools of themselves. It is literally lefties fighting a fag. The irony is beautiful.

George soros and cake Paid antifa and sharia scum

>this and only this
what else is needed?

I think I know what you're referring to. A movie project/contract...?

I hate the cuck too

Yes that.

>bringing on 17yo student body president runner-ups
why even

>paranoid soda

>SIP OF PARANOID SODA

That libshit is about to get TUCKED

3 panel grey scale comics user that's what is needed

Sort of strange, like $60,000 of chicago hotdogs flown into DC...

***WARNING WARNING**

LIBSHIT BTFO'D

**WARNING ENDED**

dude this kid's eyebrows are half his face

THOSE FUCKING EYE BROWS
>"I just want to expose what you're saying it's dumb"

SAMEPAGESAMEPAGESAMEPAGE

They were really good hotdogs. You might say, succulent.

"Bend the knee."

Tucker is truly /our guy/

>I just want to expose what you are saying as dumb... because it is

BTFO

This guy might be more retarded than the Rep from California yesterday

>libshits trash their own college

Antifa is burning shit now lol

>that fucking fire
Holy shit Milo is a meme what are these libcucks doing

BAMP

Now they have set fire to the auditorium

>burning your own college which you pay to go to
lol

He was done from the beginning, just look at the kid.

Tucked, as usual.

>US supreme court is the most important jurist body in the history of the world

Hm...

I'd say the Roman law system or the Nurnberg court were more important.

>WE HAVE TO SPEAK OUT AGAINST RACISM AND VIOLENCE... BY BURNING DOWN AND LOOTING THE PLATFORMS THAT ALLOW US TO EXPRESS OUR VIEWS

How many paid agitators are there you think?

>ant-sized thumbnails
fuck. you.

Exactly what George Soros is paying them to do.
>thinking the people who run the world wouldn't flex their dicks in front of trumps face to show that they still have just as much control over the country through their various tentacle organizations and media outlets as he does as president

Probably only the first hundred or so to get the idea out then the good useful idiots fall in line.
Just fucking give in to the shitposting and join us. Why fight Sup Forums when you're on Sup Forums? You're just pissing into a lake of piss here faggot

Just ignore him. He's a massive faggot that I wish would use a trip so I could filter him.

a lot

It'll be OK, just enjoy the show.