Not gonna lie former Bogpiller here. This is fucking hilarious watching everyone asking for a quick rundown. But in all seriousness, we can't let the Bogdanoffs make that call.
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Ayden Lewis
taking shitposting to a whole new level
Isaac Johnson
Can I get a quick rundown on these guys? What's their end game?
Landon Morris
BOG?
Ian Bailey
It's so funny seeing all you fools running around think the bogdanoffs are your lords and saviours and that they run the universe, when actually the real mastermind is this ageless deity right here.
Did you really think the bogpill was the final redpill.
You'll all see when the day of reckoning comes that there is no god, only Barron.
Alexander Rivera
Interdimensional transcendence through bionics, they will tap into our consciousness and force us to get plastic surgery to start our transitions
Landon Taylor
Why did they make their faces look like Akhenaten. And moreover, why would they BOTH do the same weird shit with their faces? Some people have issues where they get addicted to these surgeries, but they did the exact same crazy thing, and they are gazillionaires. Wtf?
Kevin Nelson
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Zachary Davis
Third Bogdanoff brother here. This is fucking hilarious watching my brothers crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let them get any more plastic surgery.
Cooper Thompson
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Nathaniel Foster
The phone call that saved Australia?
Carter Richardson
I'll call you Tripple BB..
Tripple BB, why do they look like Akhenaten?
Ethan Ross
Jesus christ that acne is horendous
Joseph Russell
nice one
Easton Allen
Kek
Cameron Thompson
really user? You think the acne is the worst part about that face?
Benjamin Hughes
Underrated
Jason Collins
Literally who
Luis Wilson
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Sebastian James
I don't really laugh at them that hard when I'm here. It's when I wake up the next day, go about my business and then vaguely remember something someone said here and I see remember seeing their giant plastic grins that I start to laugh.
Fucking love the bogs
Zachary Robinson
And not a single Aussie in this thread to appreciate it.
Jayden Collins
Nice one m8
Blake Jenkins
I don't get it, all I know is that it's referencing Trump's call to the PM
Jose Wright
damm these guys look like fucking idiots
Colton Roberts
transition into what???!! gay versions of thundercats??
Noah Barnes
Good one mate
Zachary Adams
That's not plastic surgery user. They're evolving into their true forms.
Jason Garcia
Where were you when you missed the call?
Aaron Myers
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Liam Rogers
>too afraid to check the voicemail
Christopher Baker
kek
Alexander Moore
Who are these people, and why does Sup Forums have such a hard on for them?
Jose Sullivan
Once a bogposter always a bogposter.
Logan Myers
its some shitty collaborated forced-meme between some asshole continually spamming it on /x/ for weeks and Sup Forums bleeding into other boards like Sup Forums and such.
Its very low quality. The meme is that there's some huge conspiracy behind them, but really its just shitposting because they look hilarious with all the botox and plastic surgery.
Not really much else to say there.
Andrew Wood
scary shit right here
Michael Evans
Wow.
I mean really, wow.
Brandon Smith
>moon right way up
top kek
Ethan Wright
Anyone got that gif of their inter dimensional dance?
Oliver Sullivan
I think I have a good enough understanding about this epic new meme, but the phonecall thing still scapes me. Quick rundown?
Ayden Cox
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Mason Wilson
QUICK RUNDOWN:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.
Daniel Gray
What about the phonecall?
Jordan Evans
breaking bog news
>Bogdanoffs have posted messages warning of the countdown “till the zero hour”
>"They want something that happens everywhere at the same time"
spiegel.de
>Coalition forces have discovered thousands of plots by Bogdanoff twins to attack Europe.
metro.co.uk
>The Department of State alerts U.S. citizens to the heightened risk of bog-pills throughout Europe, particularly during the holiday season.
travel.state.gov
>CBRN substances have been carried undetected into the EU by elusive bogdanoff twins
>Paris...Washington DC, London, And Rome were specifically mentioned
europarl.europa.eu
>One investigation uncovered an attempt to sell bomb-grade uranium to a real buyer from the Middle East
>the use of bog-pills in an improvised bomb “could effectively disperse cancer.”
nytimes.com
>Bogdanoff laptop contains a 19-page document in bog on how to develop bogological weapons
foreignpolicy.com
>“We saw the future of this threat in Sup Forums Sup Forums and /r9k/,” said the head of the Federal Bureau of Investigation, adding that future attacks will be on “an order of magnitude greater.”
bloomberg.com
Wyatt Stewart
y-you didnt miss it did you?
Xavier Smith
Sounds like you could use a quick rundown
