The earthquakes and shakeups around the globe are getting progressively closer to the US. First it was New Zealand and Australia, then it was Japan, then it was Central America. If it gets to North America, it might trigger a super volcano. Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone and fish have been found dead. We have two weeks left.
02/14/17 - A day we must fear
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I hope it comes sooner. We need a good happening.
Feels good to live in Mississippi for once
>Have tons of guns, ammo and food
>Suddenly don't have to work anymore
>blacks starve
P-profit?
You'll be dead, dumb amerifat.
hope that shit blows on my bday
Comfy in Florida
praise kek
Thank god it's happening in the shit part of the country
>never been to Colorado/California in my life
>going on two week vacation starting Monday
>supervolcanoed
Lol my luck I guess
>tfw yellow
Does that mean I get a free trip out of this shithole?
Valentine's Day.
Bummer.
God damn, New York suvives.
>tfw I'm on the east coast and I'm gonna be comfy shitposting
So what you're saying is that there is going to be a whole area of the US that will be ripe for repopulation... as in we could make that the ethnostate?
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good thing you'll be underwater in the next decade at this rate
Nothing will happen.
Screencap this.
People have handled Mt. St Helens before, where I am, there wont be much more ash than before. Sucks that I was about to got to BYU-I, which is right by Yellowstone.
seriously, what will the gov't do? Will social security payments continue on time? Will there be a mass exodus from points west going southernly and eastwardly to the coast? Where will they live? Will it be required to put a family in each and every bedroom in a house in a safer zone? What of food and rent payments. Will people be evicted by the kikes if they can't pay rent? How about the nigger problem?
Doing God's work
Remember, Earth. And God, Your First love, Who Created You From The Earth.
Trips it'll happen
The 14th is my birthday!
Praise kek!
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Yeah, sure it will op...
>tfw Won't be able to visit Mount Rushmore for a long time
Atleast California's going to get what it deserves.
>Red states blown up
What did it mean by this?
We should consult kek on this
This is a scenario without wind. Ideally, we'd have heavy winds blow south west.
Valentine's Day... bummer.
Too bad California isnt in the kill zone
>Animals have been fleeing Yellowstone
welcome to 3 years ago
lol good. kill commiefornia and save the breadbasket so the rest of us dont starve
nope
East coast anons unite! From maine down to florida we are master race of burgerland
>edge of the dark yellow
would I make it?
who is this
yes
but you'll starve unless you have some kind of hydroponics and a way to maintain it
No, yellowstone erupting would fuck the whole world up in one way or another. America would pretty much be dead, and economies around the world would shit themselves.
I live in Montana. Nothing will happen.
Only 10 mm where I am, I'll be fine. Just make sure to change your air filter a lot at home
>it won't wipe out Austin
its nothing
Jokes on you I live in New England
Get fucked, West coast
Everywhere but north east and florida is fucked in any situation though. And those two are only really saved by no wind/winds to the west.
We've already got out top eugenics experts making fish people. We'll be better than alright.
Didn't know there were fourteen months in a year :^)
>mfw volcano doesn't take california
Numbers don't add up
But that's the day the Tek Tier patch for Ark launches on consoles! Bullshit if I'm missing that for some faggot fucking volcano.
Oh Lord, send a rogue micro black hole streaming into our solar system, and let it fall into Earth's gravity well, and all of the planet fall into tbe black hole. A Man.
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>02/14/17 - A day we must fear
Everyone without a Valentine will be pic related
Nothing will happen. Stfu faggot.
/comfy/ in Boston
savage
>tfw i live in the star
feels amazing man
Ayy, that's when I ship out to bootcamp
youtube.com
I'm eastcoast, but this would screw us.
Dear kek, please let this happen. I really need a reason to not pay my bills. I don't want to live in this town anymore, let me move home kek.
cozy in NJ
Samesies
we'll eat oranges in the shade
>Boston
I said New England, not Massachusetts
I'll be in Norway.
>no digits
>wants me to believe his shit prediction
Not happening user, you're still going to spend another Valentine's Day with Rosie.
Which Floridians?
The native southerners, the carpetbaggers retirees in the southeast, or the Cubans in Miami?
kektus
I live in central/southern Colorado. Am I fucked? The Rocky Mountains are a natural wall, would that be enough to block most of the damage? How would the ash effect me?
>no digits
>implying
>02/14/17 - A day we must fear
Decided you dont want to spend another Vday alone eh?
$15.99 usd for fucking reeses cups? the fuck?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
You see those are giant right?
MSU reporting in, stay safe bro
>Net weight 1lbs
fucking this, i've seen fish leaving the lakes in record numbers, very unusual for this time of year
NFL will blame this on Tom Brady.
you only have to fear that day because you're a lonely beta neck beard faggot who can't get a gf. The secret is Yellowstone will never blow as the government did some nifty stuff underground
Scientists would know weeks in advance. There would be an emergency broadcast and a mass exodus would occur before the eruption. The east coast would be FLOODED with refugees from the west.
Fuck not on that day. Poppy is releasing a new single on the 14th
Underrated
Did a spit take
The Joke is once again on you, I'm a Giants fan.
As soon as the Delaware sized iceberg cracks off of Antarctica long valley will be triggered
Screen cap this
>Lives in SC
they still don't look all that much bigger than regular size ones, family.
You better share that shit you fat fuck.
>they would tell everyone and there would be total chaos
this is why they are quiet and are secretly prepping with friends and family
i remember when yellowstone was supposed to go nuclear last year
you guys are brand dead
>Yellowstone erupts
>Northern Hemisphere destroyed
>Australia becomes #1 country
Could be worse I guess
True, it would be a little fucked up if they did that. People would know and blame the government, the government would be overthrown and everyone in control would be strung up and lynched.
so beit let hell engulf us. let this ride end
Wife ate half :-(
I really hope so. Im too lazy for suicide.
>this wont happen
>still have to keep living after the 14th
>no sauce on this
Gr8 b8 m8
Is she THICC