Who ya got?

who ya got?

>communist jew vs. literally a missile

Trump was too much of a wimp to debate Bernie. Cruz is clearly the bigger man.

cruz sanders has no argument

>muh huoman wrights

and hernie was too much of a wimp to debate rand

A Cruz win with a 2nd Round TKO. Sanders finds a way to run away with the prize money though

wasnt there some legal issue about debating Bernie while running his campaign though

Over/Under on number of times Sanders mentions the top 1%?

Only thing that worries me is (((CNN))).

On a level playing field there is no contingency where Cruz doesn't reduce Bernie to a crimson paste.

Cruz will make non-retarded arguments but will lose the debate because of his voice and overall gross aesthetics,

Cruz isn't even that old - why the fuck doesn't he get a personal trainer if he wants to be on TV all the time?

Pipe bomb in the podium? What's the point of this cuckdown? To see who sucked the most schlong last year?

CNN will load the audience with Pro Liberal Progessives

Please be real

DUH BILLEEYUNARES SENATUH CROOZ

are you all ready for cruz to [Forbidden Technique] old hernie?

Cruz will dodge bait questions cause he's a master debater. Then they will call him on not answering the question. Liberals will think Bernie won, Conservatives will think Cruz won, and it will have accomplished nothing but entertaining us, as the Jewish media runs our culture further into the ground uncontested

Sanders gonna body this nigga without even mentioning his GoldmanSachs wife.

communism vs conservative

if communism wins we lose

this debate is more irrelevant than Canada

They both get to larp as president. That'll be entertaining.

Two losers on a loser network debating while Trump sits in the White House, eats an entire buckets of KFC, and laughs at all of them.

Cruz was a national debate champion, North American debate champion, and international semi-finalist. He's gonna mop the floor with this crusty old Commie.

BERHNIE

THE HEALTHAGATES BERNIE

GIVE ME THE HEALTHAGATES

>cnn
Lion Ted is going to get dicked by the moderators and Trump won't be there to put them in their place

Bernie had an open challenge to debate any Republican nominee, but DNC wouldn't allow debates outside of their scheduled ones.

It was part of their conspiracy to keep Bernie off air to allow for Clinton's christening.

>No outside debates
>Hold all debates during dead timeslots

Cruz will fucking destory Bernie.
He's younger, and the far more experienced debater.

almost guaranteed at this point

This user gets it.

>it will have accomplished nothing but entertaining us, as the Jewish media runs our culture further into the ground uncontested
this desu

this is a debate on fucking Obamacare which neither of them are happy with.
the difference is everyone is going to clap their ass off for Bernie as he rails on big pharma and demands healthcare as a right
meanwhile Ted gonna be talking about obamacare being unconstiutional or someshit like the supreme court didnt already rule on it and like anyone gives a shit.

THE DELEGATES

Depends on how long he talks

"Millionaires and Billionaires" : three times a minute
"top 1%" : once a minute
""""""right"""""" : Every other sentence

This debate is of zero significance. Obamacare is toast regardless of who "wins".

cruz wins

cuck news network says bernie won and don't let anyone speak well of cruz

I thought Rand did debate Bernie over healthcare already, didn't he? Not in this made for TV format but on the Senate floor.