Start fake war with Japan

>start fake war with Japan
>all the weeabs sign up to fight on Japan's behalf
>they all die in "battle"
>solution to the weeab problem is finally solved
>there was no war in the first place

They're making a list and checking it twice

>(((Kihara)))

Weak bait.

And only weebs give a shit about the nips and since you're too socially incompetent to leave your parents house they're pretty much irrelevant to anyone who matters.

>when you're such a contrarian that you use weeab instead of weeb/weeaboo

You need to know this proverb, America

四面楚歌 shi men soka

I don't see any type of war causes all I see is this fucking nation like the japs not being able to take advantage of the USA anymore and getting mad about it, fuck them

Cry more for me sissy and maybe I'll feel sorry enough for you to give you a sympathy buttfuck.

u sound salty

Your parents are gonna be so confused by the contents of your computer when you finally off yourself.

yeah theres no point picking on Japan really. compared to all the other things going on in the world. Japan is USA's best ally in Asia.

The article is right, both JP and USA do quantitative easing.

If Trump makes US great again
US dollar will rise naturally and Yen will fall as wall.
You should think about this antinomy before you get angry at Japan, shouldn't you ?

Stop role-playing, Jake.

> reference

average American IQ

That was meant for you.

I'm pretty sure the US best ally in Asia is Australia, Philippines, Taiwan, and SK.

>usa calls japan out
>japan gets mad
>tap on shoulder
>it's china
There's no escape.

>currency official rejects claims of devaluation
Abe's economic policies included fucking devaluation to increase exports. Fucking nip lying through his teeth.

I even bought a lot of shit at the time abenomics started kicking in because the Yen went WAY fucking down and all of a sudden EMS and products were cheaper than buying imports in the US.

>Australia
if that counts, you're right
>Phillipines
has been flip-flopping with China
>Taiwan
yes but they have very little influence
>SK
THAAD has been met with a lot of resistance, and culturally are closer to China

Iran, Syria, Japan, North Korea, Mexico, Australia, Venezuela, Germany, Somalia, Sudan, Yemen, Iraq, Libya, China and adding.

this is such a forced and dumb meme
it literally doesn't work and it's even anti-clever

On that note,

Can the US actually take on the world all by itself in a non-nuclear war scenario?

And a nuclear war scenario too?

>would name china as currency manipulator
>became one of his rally staples
>become president
>attack japan

(assuming us starts with zero allies)
non-nuclear : us wins if things settled very fast, decisive blows everywhere and gaining needed allies/ territory; while lose if early strikes come up short and it becomes war of attrition
nuclear: ayyys and cockroaches win

Japan needs to be culturally enriched.