AUSTRALIA BTFO BY TRUMP!

The USA/ Australian war has officially begun....

It didn't have to be like this Australia.

We loved your bantz....

Now we must enlist the help of Canada for shitposting.

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Drumpfkins are dumb

obama btfo, aussie cunts btfo, get btfo

Brilliant

>I will study this dumb deal!

kek

I love this guy

>tfw still no anti-Canada Trump shitposts as far as I know
i can feel the temperature rising, he's gonna BTFO trudeau soon

Good!

Our government is a bunch of cucks who are too nervous to say fuck off to the illegals. We shouldn't be allowed to just punt it to USA and especially not let Obama just try to screw trump on his way out.

Deal was made before he was even elected. Is he seriously only just finding out about this now?

I genuinely think Trump was the better choice but is this guy actually retarded some days or?

Also 1, they're not illegal immigrants if they're not there yet and 2 they've already been approved to come. In fact that second part isn't even right either because they still have to he vetted.

Trump is dull as fuck

>tfw going to Oz in two weeks

Really great fucking timing.

Cuckdeau loves Trump. Another bull to prep before his wife gets inseminated yet again

You're from Melbourne arent you?

>Presidential candidates must know every international agreement to be qualified.

Now that the eye of Trump has seen your wickedness you will be dealt with.

It's a dumb deal for both Australia and the United States.

The reason these refugees are being locked up indefinitely is because Australia has strict laws against country shoppers/refugees who attempt to enter the country illegally and jump the cue for a refugee visa.

If these scum get sent to the States then that will be a single to the third world that they can enter the United States via Australia and we'll be swamped with these fuckers by the boatload.

I'm glad trumps going to block the deal. It's better for Australia in the long run.

No. Where I'm from we voted for One Nation you dumb cuck

It was a big deal and you'd think he'd have to before putting a hold on refugees retard

I really hope he BTFO Trudeau
Trudeau was bad mouthing Trump when he was running for potus
Trump should return the favor now that he's in office

Study the deal doesn’t mean canceling the deal Drumpffags

PLEASE GET TRUDEAU TO LIVE STREAM IT PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE. PLEASE GET TRUDEAU PLEASE GET HIM TO BE BTFO.

Americans are the real shitposters

wtf i hate australia now

Donald stop!

Australia is a good goy.

>be middle class syrian
>happening happens
>hey we can go from syrian middle class to australian middle class
>jump on boat
>australia sends you to america
>woo
>everyone else in every other shit hole decides to jump ship to australia to get into america

Ditto!

LMAO

I can jsut smell the fuckin butthurt from here Auscunt

its ok, you can keep your fucking problem.

You realise they're still coming, right? You're getting 1250 shitskins. Enjoy.

Bye Bye Turnkike!

I wish we had such a based leader, too

the RC plane mission was worse

We should take them but only if they get shipped directly to California, the Bay Area preferably.

I encourage such aggression towards the backward island nation

my god the man is so powerful it takes a literal army of twitter trolls to keep his reply section unusable

What you mean is TRUMP btfo by Aussie racists

Also you guys realise this is Trump being BTFO, right? Obama shits on him one last time in a deal he can't get out of. Even his own EO provides the means to keep this deal.

Explain why he can't get out of it

>Now we must enlist the help of Canada for shitposting.

You have my memes and intolerable smugness.

Canada may not survive a Trump onslaught.

He's already agreed to uphold it. Confirmed again by the WH.

Also, a special provision in Trumps EO allows for exceptions to honor “a preexisting international agreement,” a line that was inserted to cover the Australia deal.

So either he knew about it and he's trying to save face to the American public (which ia fine I dont care), or he's not even reading his own EOs.

Holy shit, our president is literally retarded. How the fuck can you be illegal if your not even fucking in America?

lmao I love how he is just finding out the dumb shit the government is doing and must just be dumbfounded. Its like a business taking in other peoples debt. Trump must be dumbfounded how reckless they are with money.

> The current President just made a leaf-grade shitpost about his predecessor.

Best timeline.

Just a reminder that Trump already agreed to this but he's backing out now because he's so stupid that he only just realised what it meant

abc.net.au/news/2017-01-29/turnbull-and-trump-talk-about-refugee-resettlement-deal/8220824

They're all illegal in my eyes.

not being American is a crime

hahaha

This

They make good shooting targets amerifams

Mexico
Australia
Germany
China
Japan (soon)
Iran
Canada (soon)

So who the fuck is going to trade with the US?
Russia is abthird world country and Saudi Arabia will turn its back as soon as Trump stops buying oil from them.

Time to nuke 'straya. Not that those cunts would notice.

What exactly are we trading?

>Australia
We wont stop trading, we need them for defense lol.
We have most of the lithium that you put in your electric cars.

Cars and Electronics.

gtfo shitposters

Japan sells motorcycles and anime, America sells beef and rapists

It was a big deal here mate, doesn't mean everyone knows about it. I don't think you understand how small we are on a global level.

I'll trade you glorious white cock for nip pussy

Exactly my point. Why would they stop trading just because we offended them by not taking their leftover spics

Trade your life for me

Go ahead. The japs know who's in charge.

>You realise they're still coming, right?

And we'll be sending right back to your desert shithole.

Yeah a multibillionaire troll is dumb. Don't disparage the god emperor

It's an awful deal for you guys and he's right to want to reject it. If refugees are so great why do we hold them on prison islands and now try to pass them off to America?

We should be coming together to get them sent to Canada instead so everyone can be happy.

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To right desu Canada seems more than willing to take brownies now a days.

>Trump regularly screws his workers and contractors out of pay
>surprised when he backs out of a deal
Australia everybody.

I mean if the deal was the other way around i probably wouldn't be too keen on it.

Definitely. Canada seems happy to spread their cheeks to any darkie that passes by.

Trump getting cucked hard by this deal lmao

Thanks for taking one for the team, Canada!

USA bros I'd be organising that northern wall sooner rather than later.

because they tried to illegally enter australia

What are the exact terms of this deal? Why can't we just detach part of the 7th fleet down to Oz, scoop up the refugees, and then drop them off back in their homeland? Would that satisfy the terms of the deal?

I mean it shouldn't be our duty to conduct deportations for Australia, but it seems like it could be the least painful option. We honor the deal, and at the same time don't have to absorb these terrorists.

>USA/ Australian war
reminds me of this for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=r3BO6GP9NMY

AUSTRALIA IS WORTH SAVING

CANADA IS A FUCKING DISGRACE


SAVE US GOD TRUMP I LOVE YOU.


USA AUS NIGGAS FUCK FOR LIFE

WW1/WW2/KOREA/VIETNAM/IRAQ

WE BEST BUDS.

It's a deal to increase refugee diversity. I don't know why they would bother, but that's the deal. We take about 4000 Mexicans, and you get 2000 Middle Easterners and Africans. Do with them as you like.

Status: Australia = Full

Status: Burgerville = Open

You do the math, these muzzies will be calling your land home.

Fuck off cunt. Trump is a senile incontinent old bastard and America is the laughing stock of the entire world.
Rupert Murdoch is the big dog in this fight, and Trump can yap all he wants, but he is now and always will be just a minion in the service of the Australian Empire.
You are totally impotent, and you will take our refugees whether you want them or not.
So why not have another diet coke and then shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.
Nobody gives a fuck how many frogs you post, or what you think, or if you die of a heart attack.

They're trying to get to Australia illegally so we detained them and are trying to send them to America.

Sup Forums shitposters BTFO
AUSTRALIA BTFO

The call that saved Sup Forums.

>It was a big deal

For you maybe, our government and its pawns in the press kept this as low key as possible.

Why not just send them back. Are the whites really so cucked? Makes me ashamed to be white.

Are those all newspapers? Is he still hunting for articles about himself?

Just adding to his list.

Heh ausfags btfo

Obama agreed to take the rejects from Australia because New Zealand agreed to re sponsor the UN resolution condemning Israel. Obama's last act was to screw America and Israel.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AUSTRALIA BTFO

I honestly feel a little bad for the Jews. Spent all this time backing America only to be cucked by the muslims

We've done almost everything short of completely disavowing non-refoulement to keep '''''''asylum seekers''''''' out. Hopefully Pauline will get us over that line.

It's good to see right wing parties rising up and regaining control. I only hope it's not too late.

Murica, big French statue saying all wogs welcome, we naturally assume that means wogs we don't want, make a deal. This is 100 percent binding by Australian law, bust a deal with us and you're fucking done.

>Murica, big French statue saying all wogs welcome, we naturally assume that means wogs we don't want, make a deal
What?

>This is 100 percent binding by Australian law
Treaties don't bind anyone

>bust a deal with us and you're fucking done
kek we have no leverage m8

I respect Australian law as much as I respect the signs that say wash your hands before returning to work.

I wouldn't take em either. Can't really blame Trump here. Turnbull is a massive pussy.

>What?
What is the statue of liberty and immigrants.

>Treaties don't bind anyone
Break a treaty and all other treaties collapse, as with defence contracts.
>kek we have no leverage m8
We buy heaps of unnecessary shit from them.

We really need to get rid of that statue it's sending the wrong message.

Top stuff my Aussie friend.

Holy shit do Australians actually talk in Mad Max movie dialog

youtube.com/watch?v=287x77DDols

>U.S still hasn't figured out what we have hiding inside Uluru

Thin ice boys.

Uluru?

As long as he doesn't upset the real everything should be okay.

I genuinely hope he does something like this

Justine Trudeau is the sort of leader to allow bestiality but fail to deliver on his promise of weed, ineffective weirdo!

Trump won't even let this fly. Amazing.

It's the secret compound in the desert where Australian shitscientists have been trying to impregnate Emu female to capture their fiery spirit.