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HOLY FUCK. Is Australia our ENEMY NOW?!?!?!

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Deploy the emus.

Let the true meme wars begin

kek

but seriously though. why did trump pick on australia? anyone care to fill me in on this? feels kinda out of the blue...

Time for AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN WAR II. We whooped their asses in the 80s and we'll do it again.

there's something about that reaction face and that post that made me kek hard

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probably you thinking about him fucking your significant other

The Fucking Aussies? Don't they have a Conserv government right now? Those fuckers trap Immigrants on an Island and award them points every year they don't blow themselves up to get to Aus land. What fucking shit do they have to say about refugees?

Our prime minister is a low energy banker shill for global warming trading scams and refos.

oh no, does this mean aussies are going to start shitposting? they would never.

can you answer

>“This is the worst deal ever,” Trump fumed as Turnbull attempted to confirm that the United States would honor its pledge to take in 1,250 refugees from an Australian detention center.

Trump will burn all his bridges within two weeks. What a masterful diplomat he is proving to be!

kek'd

Piece of shit must've been """banting"""

Australia has like 1200-2000 muslims who tried to sneak into their country. Theyre too chickenshit to just deport them for some reason.

Obama, being Obama offers a 'deal'. We'll take their shitty illegal immigrants if Australia takes some of our illegal Mexican whatever immigrants. And left the shitty arrangement for Trump to have to complete though it goes against everything he stands for.

I'd be pissed too that Australia is going to insist on this stupid arrangement and serve as an extension of petty Obama bullshit meant to hurt the new administration. Australia should withdraw and try and renegotiate in good faith.

yup, it's actually getting worrying now. he does kinda seem like a retard.

What are you, some kind of fucking pussy?

Yes.

Who isn't Australia's enemy? Australia is Australia's enemy. Fuck Australia. Not even good at shitposting anymore. Friendship ended with Australia. Canada is our shitposter now.

YEAH YEAH. FUCK THOSE AUSTRALIA FAGGOTS

fuck you too??

Someone with a triple digit IQ, thank you. But really, why is he purposely destroying our alliances. It's fucking stupid.

We let the US place military in Australia which allows you to project power into South East Asia. The least you could do is take a few hundred fucking immigrants. Drop in the bucket compared to the mexicans.

Good news is he's still upholding the agreement, so he's allow to grumble I suppose.

You got it the wrong way round seppo cunt. Now you'll see how tough emus can be.

YEAH! YOU SHOULD BE THE US DIPLOMAT! I'M SURE YOU'D BE AN EXCELLENT REPRESENTATIVE OF ALL AMERICAN PEOPLE AND WOULD BE PERFECTLY UNBIASED.

THIS GUY FOR PRESIDENT! I AM BEING TOTALLY RATIONAL.

can anyone rationally explain why we should take refugees australia doesnt want ?

FPBP

One of the things I love about Sup Forums is that there's always someone here who knows what's up.

They can always fool some of us but they will never fool all of us.

get fucked prepbull

Let's not overreact - I think it was just a case of Australia not being used to speaking with an American leader who can dish out the bantz. I'm sure it'll all be settled amicably. We need to stick together.

Send them Canacuckland. FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL

M8, we're not going to insist. Our PM has no spine, they were literally hoping that Trump just wouldn't notice for it to go through. That's why Turnbull didn't bitch about the muslim ban at all even though he's as bad as any other PMs that did.

>We need to stick together.
Why?

Hes a former lefty who joined conservative party but hes a globalist shill married to goldman banker.

>feels the need to point out his iq
>says its triple digit
>average is triple digit
wat
If you can't understand why Trump acted this way you haven't read enough about it

>HOLY FUCK. Is Australia our ENEMY NOW?!?!?

Yes if they are trying to ship us a couple thousand violent African savages to further erode our civilization. They and anybody else who is trying to ethnically cleanse white folks from North America is my mortal enemy.

aussies have been shitposting since the dawn of time. we have gotten the iconic shitposts but aussies are better at it then us

Prepbull is literally a Jewish banker who worked for Goldman Sachs.

That's fine.

If you aren't with us, you're against us

wtf i haet australians now >:(

WTF I hate america now

Man, how are you such a fucking genius? TRIPLE DIGITS? MY GOD MAN YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!

how about all of us just stop taking fucking refugees holy shit

You would be speaking Japanese right now if it wasn't for us. You think the english would have bailed you niggers out?

> it isn't a fully mutual alliance we have

Obama banned muslims from these same countries for twice as long and no one said anything about it.

>Taking refugees in exchange for military placement
>The least the US could do

No, the LEAST we ought to do is guarantee your safety from the Chinese, who are inching your direction.

If we take your refugees, that's just a bonus.

>deploying emus
ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE???? NOTHING CAN STOP THEM NOW!!

TIME TO GO INNAWOODS

The West needs to stop taking refugees, I agree. We've taken our fair share. The rest can be shipped to Asia. And Canada.

Canadians in this thread thinks this means they will soon be our favorite ally.

>WRONG BITCH

Trump is giving Turnbull shit because hes selling Australia to CHAYNA. Hes trying to save you guys.

First, we need to build a wall on the Canadian border.

why the fuck is anyone taking ANY fucking muslims? Why can't just close our borders to any and all refugees. Cold War is over; no proxy wars with communist nations; no reason to take refugees.

FUCK OFF WERE FULL M8

ah roleplaying countries.

so cute

Agreed friend

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We're gonna move our Emu Embassy to Sydney and show the world that Australia is an EMU COUNTRY!

The Japanese were literally being eaten by crocodiles when they tried to come down south. There was absolutely no way they could have invaded Australia without getting a time machine and bringing back some nukes and fighter jets.

FUCKING GLOBALIST KIKE SHILL TURNBULL.

Fuck it I'm voting Labor next election.

good
our prime minister is a complete faggot

It's one thing to shit on NATO allies who want the gibmedats without paying for their own defence. FVEY is totally different. If trump starts destroying relations with those countries he's going to make enemies with a bunch of people in intelligence agencies who may as well be the fucking illuminati.

>voting Labor
please don't

Either vote 3rd party or nothing at all

Fuck y'all Strayans. You can keep your mudslimes.

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This paint ball always hold a spot in my heart, I am not sure why though.

Oh no, the US is going to become extremely protectionist and is throwing a tantrum over a pre-signed deal, what ever will we do?

Where are we going to sell our mineral exports now??

Oh wait, China will give us a better deal as the US becomes more protectionist.

No worries, you yanks can isolate yourself. Have a good one.

We're caught between a rock and a hard place, but at least Shorten is trying to take on a protectionist position again.

I'd rather that over a globalist kike like Turnbull.

Don't forget to kiss the scrotum on your way out.

It's the badassery. It captures the alpha america.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

no. we're not enemy.

turnbull, prime minister is a dickhead.

we should have deported them all years ago, we've already spent 10 billion on them. i dont agree with this plan to palm them off to the US.

Yeah right, nips lacked the logistical capacity to support what they actually captured, let alone more.

These bloody Yanks. Took them how long to build a wall to keep out the rabbits. Ours worked and it worked on abbos too. It worked for China as well.

thats actually really funny,

these worms deserve the chopping block

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so you want australia to side with a communist country?

your heads fucked mate. go slam your face into a wall a few times, might knock some sense in you.

seriously we can't let him get his hands on the nuclear codes

trump not taking shit from anyone!
Good on you burgers!

Why not this idea:
A US ship leaves for Australia loaded with illegals, while at the same time a ship leaves Australia for the US filled with Muslims. When the ships cross paths in the Pacific, they each dump their passengers in the ocean and go back home.

sounds like a great idea.

What a fucking disgrace

Have some respect for your five eye allies

The Cold War being over means nationalism isn't cool anymore, which means we have to scrap all our nice toys and let black people and Muslims live in our houses.

haha, nah, just shoot them in the face, pile them up in the backyard, turn into in a bonfire and have a bbq mate.

id vote for that

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turncoat is a globalist kike

Trump cucked

Just because he hasn't changed his mind yet doesn't mean he's going to honor the deal. He said he's going to have a better look at it.

The deal states that we would take 1200+ refugees, assuming they could pass regular vetting procedures for refugees.

Well, now the procedures have changed, we may be able to "honor the deal" and still not take any of them.

Was the bantz too weak that trump didnt like it???

TAKE THEM YOU SHIT.

That's the embassy. They're probably blindsided and dumbfounded that this happened.

because you will gas them, not us

USA will just employ the new extreme vetting procedures and deny them all entry.
They would still have honored the agreement. Plenty of wiggle room. Malcolm low T urnbull wont squeak a word of protest.

Well only you the australian people can voice that

Source?

Please no, just hold on. We are uncucking ourselves slowly with one nation. We will be on your side soon

Mobilise the 102 dream-time brigade. Let's send them something much, much worse.

They'll be begging for refugees from Christmas Island by the end of the week.

No. I don't care what the government had to say about a phone call. Aussies are generally based, if a bit too outgoing and chipper.