American """""beer"""""

FWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*breathes in*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

>Australian piss
>any better than American piss
>dabbing

Drink Canadian or German or fuck off, cunt.

>leaf

American beer shits on Australian beer.

>not an argument

Australia is known for shit food you Vegemite fuck. Enjoy drinking out of your communal piss bucket faggot.

What beer do you guys even produce?

It all tastes the same anyway.

It's just piss designed to cool you down after working in the searing heat all day.

>fat tree
even american trees are obese

where does it say tree?

Alexander Keith's
Moosekead
Kokanee

Those are our best imo.

oh fugg that says tire not tree, my mistake

Give him a break he's trying to read upside down

there are more independent breweries in my fucking neighborhood than your whole fucking continent

Moosehead*

Some fucking Turkish guy laughed at me the other day when I walked in his store and bought a coors light. fml...

>light

fagboy

Budweiser is a Brazilian beer company

Real american beer is microbrewed.

Pretty sure craft beer is huge in Australia.

>Light.

aussie beer is shit
>using cucklight as an example

Old Rasputin (top middle) is the ultimate redpill.

I reported your thread for not being Sup Forums related. Just FYI

Fuck me I dont want a gut /:

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The US is now pretty much the beer center of the world with craft breweries being everywhere.

We have more than just budlight ya know.

>drinking the alcojew

Yeah, dude.

>American water vs Australian piss
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>drinking the jew's brew
Sad!

>says the drunken gopnik

>australian education

>beer
The shit tier of alcohol.

>fosters

oi yeah cunt anyone can piss in bottle give it a fancy label and call it beer

>australian beer

I personally like this when I just want to relax or something.Not beer but...good.

Labatt Blue

It's really shame that you don't produce beer these days, beer being haram and all :^(
It was good and all

What are the most red-pilled Ciders lads?

Why are you using a german word for this?

yuengling is the family name

>Muh microbrews

enough with that meme.

that's just the shit we export.

You don't get to have the stuff we (adults) actually drink

Objectively the world's best.

>fosters

>outback steakhouse

Aussies have no right to mock other countries.

still one of the biggest world producer you mongrol...

fosters is delicious..

>we (adults) actually drink

*Tip micromeme*

Well you guys stole their method apparently.

i mean LAGER... yuengling is not even a word

>Microjews.

poor leaf doesn't get to drink real beer

poor poor leaf

enjoying a nice 9.6% bigfoot right now

Do yourself a favor, if you ever see a Dark Matter beer try it. Tell the cashier someone from your white supremacist anime board told you to try it.

I once knew a guy who was pro at killing yuenglings.

>Fosters
Fosters is a drink that is produced for export

They don't even sell it in Australia, at least not anywhere I've been. You'd have to search far and wide in esoteric bars or liqueur stores to find Fosters

>Outback Steakhouse

Founded by Americans, has nothing to do with Australia apart from the theme that they capitalise off

I've never seen a Bloomin' Onion in my life

>prefers to drink shit beer
>thinks pointing out that i drink good beer will ever get under my skin

Johnny appleseed?

>literally drinks beer named after the birds that won a fucking war against Australia.
How cucked can you get?

>leaf
>doesn't get to drink real beer
>says the American

wow really causes electrical signals to jump between my synapses there bud

>brown eyes

Beer is disgusting.

I like wine better. You Aussies can keep that garbage with the kangaroo label on it though.

>implying you don't eat shrimp off the "barbie" on a biweekly basis

how come i haven't seen a single beautiful woman like that in berlin when i visited two years ago? Is it true that your women are fugly and beautiful women are rare?

nah man, I'm a Californian, haven't you heard?

bear flag when?

What are you fucking gay?
What is with grown ass men drinking bitch drinks

confirming all of this

>these countries
>beer


Our lager is revolting but we have the best ales in the world.

'Jüngling'

>XXXX gold
>not bitter
Truly plebian

>cloak of shitposting

Well it is cloaking your shitposting, I can;t see it.

Fosters

It's Australian for roo piss

Best beer on the planet

canadian alcohol is trash. labatt blue tastes like chemicals and canadian whisky is a bad joke. canadian alcohol is just discount remnants of the prohibition era

I tried looking up some lithuanian beer, the only one I could find was Švyturys. Teach your fucking people some vowels.

beer has estrogen containing chemicals in the hops, it lowers your testosterone and mimicks estrogen

it also makes you fat, tastes bad, and has barely any alcohol in it

liquor, cider, and wine >>> beer

>inb4 MUH MICROBREEEEEEWS numales

I honestly wonder how many of these Le Epic Australian Shitposts™ are real Australians and not just kiddies with proxies.

I drink all kinds of shit, the fuck is your problem?

yeah but budweiser is no longer american, gordon biersch ftw

Physically remove Leafs and Aussies

>emu export

>labatt

let be guess you tried Crown Royal for whiskey?

stop intentionally choosing bad drinks, faggot.

>bud light
>actual bear
Here in MN we have some good breweries, mainstream beer has always been watered down garbage here

>thinks microbrew is just a meme
>is actually a degenerate alcoholic going for the cheapest shit available

judging our booze based on labatt is like judging America's by pabst. I do agree with you on the whiskey, though.

>anyone thinking America doesn't have the best micro/craft scene anywhere

Do you fuckers even leave your basement?

the same could be said to you. unlike canada, the usa does actually produce good alcohol whereas canada can only create straight trash that only exists due to the prohibition. discount liquor for discount americans aka canadians

>>thinks microbrew is just a meme

learn what IDs are dumbass

In my city we have a restaurant that serves 100+ craft beers, it's amazing and has some amazing crafts.

I spit my fucking drink out you asshole

>drinking the fermented Jew in the first place

>m-muh microbreweries

Next you'll be telling me about your microburgeries

And why don't microbreweries count again?

>all beer has hops
>all beer is weak
>cider isn't microbrew
>wine isn't microbrew
k

believe whatever you want man

America is the land of cheap food and your alcohol is significantly cheaper than ours. Keep thinking your piss water is "beer"

>EMU export
>EMU
What other concessions you've made to the war winners? How much does Straya pay in reparations to date?

Belgian beer is the best desu

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>obv three vowels in there
>teach ur ppl sum vowels
retard detected
Also
our language is the oldest in europe and is most close to indoeuropean we take great pride in it, A fucking cuck, who is losing it's national identity day by day has no business telling us what to do. Go back to sucking jamals cock and smelling that curry ass.

Thinking you even have the balls to speak your mind, is unthinkable, how can you allow yourself that, do you even do common sense?

because most are local and they don't get to have any

Not British, need your piss fresh out the microwave lad?