FWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
FWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>Australian piss
>any better than American piss
>dabbing
Drink Canadian or German or fuck off, cunt.
>leaf
American beer shits on Australian beer.
>not an argument
Australia is known for shit food you Vegemite fuck. Enjoy drinking out of your communal piss bucket faggot.
What beer do you guys even produce?
It all tastes the same anyway.
It's just piss designed to cool you down after working in the searing heat all day.
>fat tree
even american trees are obese
where does it say tree?
Alexander Keith's
Moosekead
Kokanee
Those are our best imo.
oh fugg that says tire not tree, my mistake
Give him a break he's trying to read upside down
there are more independent breweries in my fucking neighborhood than your whole fucking continent
Moosehead*
Some fucking Turkish guy laughed at me the other day when I walked in his store and bought a coors light. fml...
>light
fagboy
Budweiser is a Brazilian beer company
Real american beer is microbrewed.
Pretty sure craft beer is huge in Australia.
>Light.
aussie beer is shit
>using cucklight as an example
Old Rasputin (top middle) is the ultimate redpill.
I reported your thread for not being Sup Forums related. Just FYI
Fuck me I dont want a gut /:
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The US is now pretty much the beer center of the world with craft breweries being everywhere.
We have more than just budlight ya know.
>drinking the alcojew
Yeah, dude.
>American water vs Australian piss
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>drinking the jew's brew
Sad!
>says the drunken gopnik
>australian education
>beer
The shit tier of alcohol.
>fosters
oi yeah cunt anyone can piss in bottle give it a fancy label and call it beer
>australian beer
I personally like this when I just want to relax or something.Not beer but...good.
Labatt Blue
It's really shame that you don't produce beer these days, beer being haram and all :^(
It was good and all
What are the most red-pilled Ciders lads?
Why are you using a german word for this?
yuengling is the family name
>Muh microbrews
enough with that meme.
that's just the shit we export.
You don't get to have the stuff we (adults) actually drink
Objectively the world's best.
>fosters
>outback steakhouse
Aussies have no right to mock other countries.
still one of the biggest world producer you mongrol...
fosters is delicious..
>we (adults) actually drink
*Tip micromeme*
Well you guys stole their method apparently.
i mean LAGER... yuengling is not even a word
>Microjews.
poor leaf doesn't get to drink real beer
poor poor leaf
enjoying a nice 9.6% bigfoot right now
Do yourself a favor, if you ever see a Dark Matter beer try it. Tell the cashier someone from your white supremacist anime board told you to try it.
I once knew a guy who was pro at killing yuenglings.
>Fosters
Fosters is a drink that is produced for export
They don't even sell it in Australia, at least not anywhere I've been. You'd have to search far and wide in esoteric bars or liqueur stores to find Fosters
>Outback Steakhouse
Founded by Americans, has nothing to do with Australia apart from the theme that they capitalise off
I've never seen a Bloomin' Onion in my life
>prefers to drink shit beer
>thinks pointing out that i drink good beer will ever get under my skin
Johnny appleseed?
>literally drinks beer named after the birds that won a fucking war against Australia.
How cucked can you get?
>leaf
>doesn't get to drink real beer
>says the American
wow really causes electrical signals to jump between my synapses there bud
>brown eyes
Beer is disgusting.
I like wine better. You Aussies can keep that garbage with the kangaroo label on it though.
>implying you don't eat shrimp off the "barbie" on a biweekly basis
how come i haven't seen a single beautiful woman like that in berlin when i visited two years ago? Is it true that your women are fugly and beautiful women are rare?
nah man, I'm a Californian, haven't you heard?
bear flag when?
What are you fucking gay?
What is with grown ass men drinking bitch drinks
confirming all of this
>these countries
>beer
Our lager is revolting but we have the best ales in the world.
'Jüngling'
>XXXX gold
>not bitter
Truly plebian
>cloak of shitposting
Well it is cloaking your shitposting, I can;t see it.
Fosters
It's Australian for roo piss
Best beer on the planet
canadian alcohol is trash. labatt blue tastes like chemicals and canadian whisky is a bad joke. canadian alcohol is just discount remnants of the prohibition era
I tried looking up some lithuanian beer, the only one I could find was Švyturys. Teach your fucking people some vowels.
beer has estrogen containing chemicals in the hops, it lowers your testosterone and mimicks estrogen
it also makes you fat, tastes bad, and has barely any alcohol in it
liquor, cider, and wine >>> beer
>inb4 MUH MICROBREEEEEEWS numales
I honestly wonder how many of these Le Epic Australian Shitposts™ are real Australians and not just kiddies with proxies.
I drink all kinds of shit, the fuck is your problem?
yeah but budweiser is no longer american, gordon biersch ftw
Physically remove Leafs and Aussies
>emu export
>labatt
let be guess you tried Crown Royal for whiskey?
stop intentionally choosing bad drinks, faggot.
>bud light
>actual bear
Here in MN we have some good breweries, mainstream beer has always been watered down garbage here
>thinks microbrew is just a meme
>is actually a degenerate alcoholic going for the cheapest shit available
judging our booze based on labatt is like judging America's by pabst. I do agree with you on the whiskey, though.
>anyone thinking America doesn't have the best micro/craft scene anywhere
Do you fuckers even leave your basement?
the same could be said to you. unlike canada, the usa does actually produce good alcohol whereas canada can only create straight trash that only exists due to the prohibition. discount liquor for discount americans aka canadians
>>thinks microbrew is just a meme
learn what IDs are dumbass
In my city we have a restaurant that serves 100+ craft beers, it's amazing and has some amazing crafts.
I spit my fucking drink out you asshole
>drinking the fermented Jew in the first place
>m-muh microbreweries
Next you'll be telling me about your microburgeries
And why don't microbreweries count again?
>all beer has hops
>all beer is weak
>cider isn't microbrew
>wine isn't microbrew
k
believe whatever you want man
America is the land of cheap food and your alcohol is significantly cheaper than ours. Keep thinking your piss water is "beer"
>EMU export
>EMU
What other concessions you've made to the war winners? How much does Straya pay in reparations to date?
Belgian beer is the best desu
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>obv three vowels in there
>teach ur ppl sum vowels
retard detected
Also
our language is the oldest in europe and is most close to indoeuropean we take great pride in it, A fucking cuck, who is losing it's national identity day by day has no business telling us what to do. Go back to sucking jamals cock and smelling that curry ass.
Thinking you even have the balls to speak your mind, is unthinkable, how can you allow yourself that, do you even do common sense?
because most are local and they don't get to have any
Not British, need your piss fresh out the microwave lad?