Do you pretend to be a liberal to get vagina?

Do you pretend to be a liberal to get vagina?

>2017
>not boipucci

absolutely boring

No, but I do get liberal vagina

No, only a pathetic beta or virgin thinks appeasing women on something like politics leads to sex

come out of her my people so you do not partake in her sins

Girls are disgusting real men are gay conservatives

look at the flag and take a wild guess

>d20 tattoo
More embarrassing than a triforce

The opposite gets you vagina actually.

>cucking yourself for sex

I pretend to be vagina to get liberal.

I think it's called bisexual

Most white women voted Trump.....

depends on where you live

> not manipulating leftist whores to get dat puss
Are you a virgin user? Its almost too easy..

My girlfriend is liberal and I don't hide my views.

You don't need to pretend to be liberal?

No. I set up a profile on a dating website praising Hitler, a girl eventually hit me up and now we've been in a relationship for almost 2 years.
She's not even a neo-nazi, she just likes people not hiding behind masks.

I did. Just don't stay with the bitch too long. Say two or three weeks of sex then find a new one.

No, I pretend to be autistic to avoid pussy.

Nobody is going to deprive me of my wizardhood.

hahahaha I pretended to like Bernie Sanders for some sweet poontang.

My girlfriend thinks I voted for Stein, she knows I go on here, but I've told her it's just for the memes, which is half true. Showing her stuff like this makes her feel better about me coming here, she was kind of taken aback the first time I mentioned coming here, but to her credit she didn't make a big deal out of it.

If I ever break up with her, I'll probably whisper

>I voted for trump
Into her ear as I cum

If I was single I'd definitely be hitting up those woman's marches, and doing the same

That's not a d20 it's just a "cool looking polyhedron".

Does that bitch look like she plays D&D to you?

I've outright told liberal women that I've voted for trump and they still have sex with me. As long as you're not a sperg normal women won't give a shit about your politics.

No, I pretend to be even more leftist than they are.
It doesn't work BTW.

It's usually best to not talk about poltics in any form if youre just trying to pickup women

No but I do pretend to be a uni baseball player.
>don't have to be tall/muscles or a nigger for basketball/football

Works like a charm

That's great until they retroactively decide they've been raped.

This, kiwibro

>As long as you're not a sperg
well shit

Same here.

No, because I'm not a straightfag.

Gays do not have this problem.

I'm 30 and I can't even cast magic missile or other shit tier cantrips.

you'll make it leafbro, just remember that you aren't Alexander Gordon Jahans.

>giving them your real name

I'm a Japanese nationalist and somehow I've ended up with a Chinese gf. Weird right?

I pretend to be a girl to get penis

I'll be 29 next month. I'm still training to awaken my siddhis.

You never drop the act, just stop talking to the whore
> helps if your a chad

all rook the same

>they hear my accent
>tell them I'm from New Zealand
Tired of talking about South Africa to people that don't have a fucking clue mates.

Not really the japs always loved raping the chinks

>Jewish Porn sites are literally viral marketing on Sup Forums
Why is this allowed?

kek
Extraverted spergs are fascinating desu.

no way dude. i just do whatever i feel like. it lead me to a friend circle where i met my gf because she likes how i just do whatever i feel like. the people you meet that way are better anyways because they like how you are and not how you are pretending to be.

>vagina

Dude, I pretend a whole lot of things to get pussy. Im a great pathological liar that always fakes it ti'll I make it but, Ive never pretended to be gooddamn regressive liberal filth.

>never!..i always go full nazi on bitches and hope it brings on a hate fuck.

I pretend to get vagina

boipucci is better, plus you get to stare and a set of balls and a shaft

Yeah.

Say why you want, but leftie girls fuck like maniacs.

I already look like a lefty college kid, so just not speaking about politics is all I need.

>ywn know the joy of making a girl cum while all you can think about is being a white nationalist conquering a race traitor

It's a good feel lads