perform political compass test on my class

> perform political compass test on my class
> most of those who took it are in the green area
Just my shit up.

Also, political compass thread.

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I think the questions are too vague, i think if you really broke it done i would be far more to the right and Authoritarian. Being atheist for some reason brings you into the centre.

politicalcompass.org/

here is the link because OP is fucking retarded autistic fuck

To be fair most of the questions are absolutely retarded, US-centric, and designed to keep you in the green box.

Just look at these fucking retarded questions:

>It's natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.
>When you are troubled, it's better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things.
>Astrology accurately explains many things.
>Some people are naturally unlucky.

Literally what the fuck does this nonsense even measure?

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Are you the guy who was making a russian translation of this yesterday?
I remember you making a post like that last thread.

>designed to keep you in the green box
No, I just think you are a socialist cuck then, Sven.

you're right. i've always hated this test. anybody know of any other alternative ones that possibly have "no concern" or "i dont care" as an option? i hate having to choose some of those questions as i just don't really have experience in them. more would be nice too, these questions are really vague and too few of them to make an accurate reading imo

> most of those who took it are in the green area

Maybe because most people have common sense?

It measures whether you are a rationally thinking individual

Nah,your opinions are shit.

another dumb one is the "having a one party system eliminates the trouble that an election brings up" or however it goes
i'm always like.. yeah, duh. of course. ask me if i want that to happen though like who answers no to that question?

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i am ashamed.

I kinda like this one. Could be more extensive though.

abtirsi.com/quiz2.php

Yes, that's me.
The funny thing is that almost only girls agreed to take it, so I think that's the reason of everyone but one being green so far. (4 out of 8 respondents in the class made of 15 girls out of 22 total students are green, 1 purple. They needed a DAY for this test, and some still didn't bring me their questionnaires)

thought i'd do this one up quickly though just to check. about what i figured it would be and im happy.
Make Canada Great Again.

Funny, I also shilled this test back in school, most of them also being in the green. Only exceptions were me (then blue), a close friend and the rich kid, both scoring purple.

the questions were decent, but i think spekr is probably the best.

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Rate me

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its waste of time. over 100 questions and most ask the same thing. also obvious bottom right bias

You got a link for this one, bong?

>spekr

I get completely autistic when I see the dot move in real time which makes me not want to answer truthfully.

Swedish people are so stupid. Here let me shine a light on that for you, you dumbass Swede:

>It's natural for children to keep some secrets from their parents.
This probably has a link on the authhoritatian scale. It shows respect for liberty, like should families have privacy, or should everyone be open like in your Nordic utopia. An answer of yes would probably mean more right-wing.
>When you are troubled, it's better not to think about it, but to keep busy with more cheerful things.
Can you face your problems and tackle them, or dust them under the bed for another day? Like migration problem in your homeland. Liberals tend to feel good, conservatives tend to do good. Am amswer of yes would indicate left wing.
>Astrology accurately explains many things.
This seems weird to you because you are already right wing and masculine (and I use that word lightly, you faggot Swede). An answer of yes would indicate left wing.

>Some people are naturally unlucky.
This is the emotion resulting from the "haves" and "have not" mentality. Left wing people tend to envy the rich. Right wing people tend to respect the rich. A answer of yes indicates left wing.

>Literally what the fuck does this nonsense even measure?
fuck you Swedish peice of shit. Ni är alla så javla dumt i huvedet

i dunno this one seemed okay but again seemed to have a weird bias to the questions... i really didn't think i came off as that anti-government. still cool though. better than some others i've seen.

App called vote 1

I also think that spekr is better, but
> 100 questions
The problem is the paper.

Mine :
Collectivism -33%
Authoritarianism 0%
Tribalism 100%
liberalism -100%
Something like that

seem like a reasonable guy

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i had to cover it with a sticky note...

How did I do, Sup Forums?

sweet.

i try my best

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this is over my head...

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Lol what has our country done to us.

You both are in "I just got into politics" tier. My explanation for that would be that you don't really care about the politics. The only thing that interests you are bantz and shitposting.

i am wery smart!

kys

wtf

>It shows respect for liberty, like should families have privacy, or should everyone be open like in your Nordic utopia. An answer of yes would probably mean more right-wing.

Wrong. This is supposed to test if you're for or against a surveillance state. An answer of Yes would mean anti-authoritarian, whether left or right.

>Liberals tend to feel good, conservatives tend to do good. Am amswer of yes would indicate left wing.

Wrong. Just tested it. An answer of Yes means you are more authoritarian, left or right.

>This seems weird to you because you are already right wing and masculine (and I use that word lightly, you faggot Swede). An answer of yes would indicate left wing.

Wrong. This measures how likely you are to believe in religious superstitions, a right-wing trait.

>Left wing people tend to envy the rich. Right wing people tend to respect the rich. A answer of yes indicates left wing.

Wrong. "Lucky/Unlucky" is a dichotomy used to justify people living in poverty or wealth. An answer of yes indicates right wing.

>Ni är alla så javla dumt i huvedet

Wrong. This sentence is ungrammatical.

gay

5 dimensional edition.

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>Again

Ultra nationalist

This questionnaire is legit

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>politicalcompass.org/

Thomas Sowell gave me the ability to move this dot at will. This was my honest result.

Should I be worried?

yes

Strange...i can't speak for old mate but i despise leftists so much yet i am so close to the centre. I might not be versed in politics as others here but saying im new or follow just for bantz is a load of shit.

Fist time taking the test. I didn't know I was that based

no

That's the norm for most normie students. Also, this quiz is ancient and biased as fuck.

There are some questions that confuse, such as "Mothers may have careers, but their first duty is to be homemakers." Am I agreeing/disagreeing with the first or the second part of the question? I don't know.

Here I go again anyway.

The other quiz was a bit better

That is in no way based

Take it easy, my explanation were also just bantz, if you can't handle them, then there is no doubt my observation was wrong.

Get on my level.

Ive been following politics pretty consistently over the last 10 years. Not a long time but enough for me to understand it a bit. I reckon it's just because I'm a classical liberal at heart with some right wing beliefs thrown in because the west is under attack.

Also the questions might be influenced mainly by the strongly agree/disagree option which was sometimes hard to do because the questions were vague.

why

>My own trolling proves itself so I'll just troll some more!
>Also, I was only pretending to be retarded!

So who wants to through the first Marxist out of the helicopter?

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This allocation of negatives and positives truly is the only patrician choice.

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I think you might have a slight problem with reading comprehension.

Seems about right

I think you might have autism.

what

Btw this is absolute bullshit, my love of big corporations and free market is somehow authoritarian to this degenerate site.

Spekr takes morality not into account, making it way more representative of your political views, while political compass mashes authority and social conservatism into one. I'm lower in Spekr, too, because personally I'm conservative, but I wouldn't want the state to be stronger because of that.

Yeah, political compass is one of the worse tests.

they told me i could be anything i wanted, so i became a literal living meme

yes this is real, who wants to have an 8 hour long argument about roads?

It's interesting how much I've changed in the last year or so. Previously I was on the far right of the x-axis, right up against the side. My Y coordinates haven't changed much though.

This quiz calls me a centrist/leftist, but in reality I am racially aware radical Australian nationalist.

how did I do? also, which test do you think is better, spekr or political comopass

political simulator > political test > spekr >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> political compass

I'm not shocked nor surprised, seem spot on from where i guessed i would be

Honestly there is something wrong with anyone who is righter than this. I tried answering the question with as right bias as I could without falling into outright fascism.

literally me

>I tried answering the question with as right bias as I could without falling into outright fascism.

ok

Technically those "right wing" beliefs are liberal at this very moment, these are perfectly relevant beliefs, it is only when not needed to they go back to being right wing. In my opinion anyways.

how did i do Sup Forums?

Anyone have the one where Libertarian Right is a long paragraph about how it's natural to like teenage girls?

Nevermind I found it

Right wing and atheist is kind of a contradiction

no but i do have a bunch of Gadsden memes

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