>be american
>still listen to radio to find"good music"
>be american
>consider 20mbps as "high speed fibre internet"
>be american
>credit card has no PIN or paywave, still stuck in the 1950s with magnetic strip
>be american
>can't find New York on a map
>be american
>still use analogue tv
>be american
>save up for college at age 3
>be american
>pay 20K for cold medication
>be anerican
>deny global warming
>be american
>take credit for other people's hard work. (the internet, ww2)
>be american
>install metal detectors at school but can't buy textbooks
>be american
>still use guns, pretending it's the wild west
>be american
>pay slavery reperations
>be american
>MR FUCKING 62%!!!!!!!
>be american
>eh? no hablo español señor!
>be american
>employer owns you (insurance, mortgage, healthcare etc)
>be american
>choke on kinder surprise
>have heart attack
>call 911
>ambulance comes
>they notice you possess an illegal chocolate egg
>call police
>get shot
>go to hospital
>end up $120 000 in debt and fined $15 000 for possess an illegal six pack of chocolate eggs
>walk out of hospital
>get shot
Be american
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>Be malaysian
>Copy American flag because you love American cock
>Can't even be made fun of because you're so irrelevant
>be from malaysia
>be manlet asian
>live in mudhut
tezt
no isolationism can save americans from this roast
>radio
Maybe on the drive to work?
>Be malaysian
KEK
yeah pretty much everyone plugs into their phone now and listens to their music library. maybe radio for traffic reports.
>America sucks so bad
>Foreigners risk their life to immigrate here illegally
WEW
>be that Malaysian autistic drawfag
>be malaysian
>nobody knows what to associate with this
Germany: "20 Million Muslims by 2020"
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3 years till a white aryan european country has more muslims than a muslim country
>be malayan
>board plane
someone post some sarah comics quick
Lol, you are already a Muslim country, fucking sliteyed Abdullah al Harad
>based Texas figuring out the riddle
nice
>be american
>come home from work
>your wife orders you to do the dishes
>no choice but to comply
>your kids hate you because you're A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>20 years laters
>your kids are losers working at a local starbucks, who can't afford to move out your
>your wife is 60 year old hag who watches cnn and gets a tingling sensation when Anderson Cooper is on
>your taxes have increased by 20%, your dollar value has decreased by 300%, your house is crumbling and you have no money to repair it
>elections come around
>kids brainwashed vote for Chelsea Clinton, your wife votes Chelsea Clinton, you vote Eric Trump, everyone hates you
>whites are now 30% and Clinton wins easily
why even live?
>Be mike
>Draw bad
>Feel bad
Who are you and why did you steal my flag?
>be Malaysian
>have supermodel attempt to assassinate your prime minister
>Malaysians are the worst shitposters
They're worse than leafs, prove me wrong
Protip: you can't
>be Malaysian
>make exact same thread every few hours because hungry for attention
Sad!
>be a third world country
>think CCR is shit
>you are in Alice Springs and this bloke runs up and slaps your gfs ass
what do?
Easy. I turn myself 2pi radians and walk the fuck away.
>be american
>it ain't me starts playing