Next Time on AMERICA!

Roll for Praise god >Kek to see what happens in next week. Trips decides.

Hillary goes to jail 2017

Race war

Trump attacks Mexico

Nothing happens and there's peace

LEAF's all die

Trump sells all the niggers to Mexico in order to pay for the wall

antifa will be publicly renounced as a hate group

Checked.

Pax-Americana begins.
Trump is literally America's Octavian.

some antifa(ggot) gets shot

Civil war

They get nuked.

trump fixes the black community by going after the rap industry and gets the most black votes by any candidate ever in 2020

First antifa killings by RWDS

Didn't work on my roll :(

Holocaust 2.0 happens.

PRAISE KEK

Shadilay

Checked

Guts gets back on the boat.

Second wall that borders the leafs

This.

Thoth Checked

Why dont we praise thoth anymore. He seemed like a cool guy

John Podesta mauled to death by a pitbull

Many leftists will die.

Hillary will be arrested

you finally get laid

peaceful protesters kill a child

Violence and hate Will be defeated and America Will be great again

Trump shot but body armour saves him
Good start

Leftist revolt takes the US

PRAISE KEK

If only that were possible even under the powers of kek

Something happens to China

i will get the succ

Tanks will run over antifa protesters

Donald punches somebody in the face

Meltdown tonight and martial law declaration in the USA follows

Iran gets fucked to death

>0004 Trips! Kek thinks your lack of faith is disturbing.

Islam eradicated

Not how it works newfag

>being this new

World War III

oh for fucks sake

fools tried to make it thoth vs kek when they are dear friends who's relationship is more master and student than adversary.

Everybody on Sup Forums, Sup Forums and /k/ say China could never beat America in a war because they can't transport their troops here (never mind the $480 billion of goods they ship here every year), plus where could they establish a beachhead?

So Mexico lets them stage troops south of the border, then they joint invade.
The rest is left as an exercise for the reader...

antifa get labled a domestic terror group

National concealed carry pls

Donald Trump commits mass genocide on all non-whites

You're all fucking newfags to be posting in this thread you cancerous the_donald slime

Moon man leads the charge?

rolling for Soros dying in his sleep

The left loses very bad

...

hitlers return

Jesus fucking Christ........

radical left will be declared domestic terrorists

Soros will commit a murder suicide and be found dead along with gay son

Rerolling

...

roll

so close

They have no where near the ammount of power projection that they need to stage a full scale invasion let alone a war on two fronts which would be the inevitible result of trying to invade the US. Unless they did some joint miliary excercise with Mexico and Canada at the same time.

God fucking damnit the one time I don't even care about trips

Racewar begins

Will I have kinky BDSM sex with my high school waifu?

People just don't understand the Ogdoad or anything outside of pepe/kek. They are either too lazy to actually look into what they're worshiping or too stupid to do so.

Another reason Thoth had so much backlash was because of how quickly palindromic numbers appeared in the name of Thoth. The first few threads here were full of insane gets that wouldn't stop. From there, a small portion of the board became worshipers of Kek and Thoth and preached it on every thread. Many saw it was a psy op, or some kind of D&C tactic against Kek, but in reality it wasn't.

If we were to unlock the secrets of the Ogdoad, just imagine what might be possible. We've already achieved so much with just one god from a whole pantheon. There are others like me, but until the entirety of the board is ready to do more than just praise kek, the true potential of our efforts will never be known.

Shadilay!

OvO!

#END SOROS

Canada gets nuked.

Shadilay

o.o

Trump dodges a shoe on live television

Trump's plan about Mexico is actually working

The luck is 9/11 spot on. Lets just keep rolling

SHADILAY

Many? Why not all?

Does Kek=Thoth?

Anyway, for the 777 get, doesn't that confirm China will not invade US?

/ic/ becomes the most popular board on half chan

Thoth has spoken.

China-America relationship vastly improves via Australian held talks.

Some AntiFa dindus will realize George Soros' son's wristwatch is more valuable than their yearly income times five and they mug him with lethal consequences.

everyone gets their shit together and finally gets along

the North and South will put aside their differences and launch a crusade into the heartland of Liberalism (aka California).
the State of Jefferson will join in after forcing their way out of California.

Diana becomes my friend and lover.

Hermes be praised.
For after the dark comes the light.

I wonder what Horus's numbers are?

Trump gets killed

A prominent left figure goes to jail for terrorism.

Confirmed Mexico/Canada/China joint invasion

THE 911 CONFIRMS AGAIN

Lets say this boys, girls, and werewolves, user didn't say anything themselves so the show will continue!

...

Witnessed.

Shadilay

What will happen next week?
Not a Chinese invasion

KEK

undeniable pieces of the pizzagate puzzle are exposed

this begins to wake up the public

think that falls under "race war"

reroll I guess... Praise Kek.

Friendly reminder to all disciples of Thoth-Hermes that the Ibis is a reptile-killer like the heron

Behold my magic
Small Civil war will roll

NI rejoins the republic