Spic Me

Today I found out that I'm a spic. Will I get deported?

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yep

no, today you found out you're an ashkenazi jew
*strokes back

fak u

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do you look like a spic?

Your going back to Tijuana, pablito.

t. jamal

:)~

I think so. 50% of people typically think I'm white but idk

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do u get federal monies for being native alcoholic?

>Ashkenazi Jewish

Kill yourself.

you have to go back

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lmao
you just barely made the cut by 0.3%
but we'll have to keep an eye on you for a bit
*hugs WHITE user*

>36% native american
aren't you like above muslims in the sjw ladder of usa

I'm the whitest jewish spic you've ever seen

Fuk

Disgusting.

you have to go back beaner.

t. shitskin mudshark

Where do you get those charts?

i am literally the weirdest guy on this board
2m tall
olive skinned
100% white
blonde mom and father
blue eyes
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calm down, you're white and have a good mix [non inbred]
most of /pol would kill to have your results

I got mine from 23andme.com

They synthesize your DNA to find out how jewish you are

that's the pinkest "olive" skin I've ever seen.

FAT
A
T

>Croatian
>100% white
I'm like 3% Croation (see OP) and even I know I'm not white

If I were you, I would worry more about your mental retardation.

One hopes so.

legit, my mom and my dad come from germany and northern croatia
dafuq is wrong with me

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croatians are white, you got those non whites genes from somewhere else

You have to go back.

whew lads, you're really paying for that?

>dafuq is wrong with me
better kys before you find out

You're more kike than spaniard, so it'll be the ovens for you

probably some shitty italian gene that was hiding in my father

>whew lads, you're really paying for that?
mehmet, i just want you to know that it's ok not to be white. but you still have to fuck off back to shitskinistan

>23 & me
>not knowing they've been sneaking in trace amounts of Jew blood to the goyim results
>Never forget the 6 million!
>Don't you feel personally effected by it now knowing that you are part Jew?!

What a disgusting hand.

oy vey just a DNA analysis error. SHUT IT DOWN

Are you retarded? What makes spics shit, is the fact that they are mixed with native, amerindian population. Being part Iberian means you have only respectable European blood of the conquistadors.

The fact that you are 0.7% jewish should bother you more.

Doesn't say you have Indio blood, so probably not.

You're a big Ustasha

nobody ever forgets the 6 gorillian goyim. not as long as (((WE))) are around

fuck, you are portuguese...

>disgusting

>What you have inherited from your ancestors, you must earn before you can own. The most precious possession you can own in this world, is your own people.

You better do something with your genetic inheritance!

What kind of fucked up Soviet olives do you guys have over there

>You better do something with your genetic inheritance!
On it

its the lighting nigger

((you))

>you have only respectable European blood of the conquistadors.
Slovenia is not a diverse country and therefore a racist, bigoted shithole. You will be enriched and (((WE))) will help you!

>You better do something with your genetic inheritance!
w-what should i do?

norwegians dont get obese
only americans

OP here. I'm 2.8% Balkan and more specifically Croat master race. Can I get citizenship?

My family and I traced my family's ancestry back to napoleons time. I'm whiter than any of you. With northern-european/slav blood in my veins.
So don't call a real german/russian uncucked Trump/Putin Supporting nationalist man a mehmet you hypocrite. Although I like your dislike of Shitskins.

I'm only 0.8% non white tho

>OP here. I'm 2.8% Balkan and more specifically Croat master race. Can I get citizenship?
Why not

don't get caught up in divide and conquer baiting.
goals: constantly improve in every aspect of your life [no degeneracy]. Invest in your family and start your own. The rest takes care of itself.
>t. Euro

Elizabeth Warren gonna try and steal this shit to claim as her own senpai guard it.

That feel when also a spic : (

It's funny because the grandpa that came from that side hated beaners and would bring a bat to school to fight them off.

You're 71% non-white anyway

dude wait are they really doing that?

>norwegians dont get obese
Swede cuck, Norwegians are fucking fat McDonald's loving pigs.

theforeigner.no/pages/news/norwegians-fatter-than-americans/

>You're 71% non-white anyway
I'm whiter than you Jamal. Even got that porcelain slav skin that asian girls crave so much

>what should I do, see
the quality of your dna is affected by lifestyle. quit drugs, smoking, excessive drinking and sedentary life.
get a wife and start a family which requires financial sacrifices.

No (((they))) are not! SHUT IT DOWN

B-but it's only 83% Slovenian, others are mostly immigrants from the Balkans, and we have a larger percentage of Muslims than Norway or USA.

We are good goyim

>get a wife and start a family which requires financial sacrifices.
h-how do i find a purebreed aryan princess?

Yep. It goes disabled indigenous gay/ disabled gay woman/ disabled gay man/ disabled Muslim/ disabled black/ disabled non white. Then just take disabled away. A disabled cis white still has more privilege than an able bodied indigenous/ black/ Muslim/ gay.

>others are mostly immigrants from the Balkans
i'm 2.8% Balkan (see DNA). can I get citizenship?

>A disabled cis white still has more privilege than an able bodied indigenous/ black/ Muslim/ gay
jesus christ m8. how bad is it down there?

Where does a trans white passing spic fit in? Back when I actually was in those circles I never talked about social justice or anything because I felt I had too much privilege, but that was before I actually started transitioning.

>but that was before I actually started transitioning.
pls kys now. we all know you will someday but you could do us all a favor today

>there are mutts on this board right now
lol disgusting

But I don't wanna die.

Can I get a tribal card from this?

just get a white girl you can devote your time to, who inspires you to improving yourself and who reciprocates feelings. You're becoming like us joking about stupid shit like 0.0001%.
it's more important to realize there's never been a perfect "aryan princess" because there's never been a perfect aryan male. if she's got similar results as your dna she's as good as they get.

I want to get my ancestry test done, but I'm afraid that the globalists will keep my DNA and use it for nefarious activities. How do I do it safely? Is it possible to be done safely?

welcome comrade

100% croat
me pic related
6'4''
19

learn to fight like cro cop and get working on that family.

Fuck off we're full.

You will never be a Slovenian, as your compatriot states:
"I feel well in Slovenia and I really love to be here, but I know I'll always be "that guy who moved here from New York". In reality, you can never "become a Slovenian" in a sense, that you would be accepted as a Slovenian as well. You can only be Slovenian, if you are born as such. This means I'll be looked upon as a foreigner no matter what I do. That's interesting. Slovenia and most of Europe [sic!] followes the principle of jus sanguinis, which means someone can be born in the Kredarica mountain hut during the Avsenik ensamble concert on the day of Rudolf Maister, yet he won't be a Slovenian per se. It's important, who your parents are."

rtvslo.si/zabava/novice/ko-povprasam-po-slovenski-literaturi-se-vsi-najprej-razjezijo-ker-so-morali-v-soli-brati-cankarja/353017

>learn to fight like cro cop and get working on that family.
cro cop got nottin on me
>working on that family.
too young mate

you look like a faggot

definitely a shirt a balkan would wear

a good looking faggot*

>definitely a shirt a balkan would wear
what do you mean by this

Post hand, I want to see what this looks like

man I'd kill for a cockta right now, you can't get them here... :(

>In reality, you can never "become a Slovenian"
I didn't ask to be Slovenian you tard. I just want citizenship
>This means I'll be looked upon as a foreigner no matter what I do
not after i take a slovenian wife

post hand you fagoot

>blonde
wat

i said when i was a kid you slovenigger

And yet you believe immigrants should assimilate?

>impying he doesn't have indonesian blood

indos make up only 2% of the population
jose

>too young
maybe too young to marry but you better start saving your money now. things are always changing and you don't know where the economy will be in 5 years.